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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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TheAgent posted:

can't stop the doxx, can't stop the doxx

you can't

Deffo brightened up my day to think of the doxx as that awesome dogge, those providing it as that fatman and the boring morality police as the suits. :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Jan 2, 2017

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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peter gabriel posted:

I really like it tbh, it's funny.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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TBH, I liked this thread and its predecessor the most when it was about recipes and pets, but then we'd soon get another Marching Powder nailing down a 'No fun allowed' sign and saying how we're just pure BS and how we shouldn't exist and blahblahblah.

Hence, here we are lol.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I have to add, it's a real fuckin' hoot reading all this poo poo here right now, while Schmorky is getting yet another round of rear end-whuppin' in GBS and none of you are there to speak up on his behalf lmao. But yea, I get the difference - his private info has been out there for ages, so it's okay to pile on some more.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Jan 2, 2017

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Dark Off posted:

I think the things that were found about wtfosaurus is hilarious stuff that fyad likes to chew.

But i dont think its stuff that belongs to star citizen thread.
People change overtime, maybe wtfosaurus found chris(t) and stopped doing coke. Who knows.
This thread is all about the church of chris roberts.
Not about stuff people were before they joined the church of roberts.

Let these things remain in fyad thanks.

And so the true motivation for the concern trolling is exposed - jealousy hahah.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Meridian posted:

There isn't really anything funny about WTFosaurus being lovely.

By this point, I actually have to agree. I don't even give a poo poo about looking for that mentioned Stacey's blog post, to see how much worse he was after the stream. It'd be too hard for me to get into those details TBH, so I'm fine with it being left as is.

But seeing people (even if by gimmick concern trolls like Arf or I.N.R.I.) still line up to defend his right for privacy, given just how much poo poo about him he's put out there publicly and is put up by other people than ones ITT, however...that continues to amuse me.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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nm

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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The Titanic posted:

So there's two factors at play that will call it the ELE in my book:

1: CIG releases anything.

2: Chris Roberts gets bored.

Either of these happening I feel will be the end of the card game. And it'll probably happen pretty fast too. Might be #2 happens behind the scenes and causes #1, and Chris Roberts announces he's leaving since his "expertise" is no longer needed for the project to "succeed".

I used to think that there are two other things that could stop it:

1.) They just plain run out of money to the point where not even they can reasonably suspend the faithful backer's beliefs and it all crumbles down.

2.) They do something truly and utterly stupid and get themselves sued to the point where legal fees cost them more than actual development.

But despite all of Derek's hype, I'm actually starting to agree with you. Because 2.) will simply never happen, because individual lawsuits won't ever cost that much, if they aren't just defused by full refunds behind the scenes, and every other gaming corporation or entity by now considers CIG to be such a joke beneath their notice to even remotely consider it worth it. Unless, ofc, they do blatant Archering copyright violations, in which they'd be obligated by law to sue the pants off them, or they'd set a precedent for anyone to violate their copyrights (who knows, CIG's stupidity might yet cause this to happen but...like I said, I seriously doubt it by all this time passed).

and 1.) won't happen simply because, apparently, they are capable of squeezing their whales so dry and wrinkled while wheeling in a few more mental cases with the months rolling by, thanks to establishing an honest-to-god cult of their remaining fanbase. So they can keep the pretense going for as long as is needed, because in the immortal words... "There's one born every minute."

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jan 2, 2017

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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EDIT: D'awww at both posts ^

The Titanic posted:

I was also hoping for something so stupid, so blatant that it caused everybody to go "wow! This is a mess of lies!" And we'd get that huge onrush of instant gratification as everybody wakes up simultaneously and CIG goes crazy while the gates burn. The Disney ending. :)

Also was prompted by Derek and his ELE every week. I figured at least one of those would work out.

We've had:
1: Chris Roberts on film proving himself he's a terrible leader.
2: Complete lack of vision.
3: Bens website. :(
4: Sandi lying about her experience and schooling out the nose.
5: 15 shell companies designed only for shady business dealings.
6: Customer service that literally has a database of marked customers.
7: The company seeks people out outside of their forums and records their behavior, even using it against them.
8: No real progress towards any promises, game doesn't match what people were told it would be.
9: Endless stream of failures.
10: Complete inability to deliver anything on time.
11: Literally abandoned giving people timelines because of failure.
12: Engine change out of nowhere.
13: Calling completely hidden and concealed development "open development".
14: Even today nobody knows what even basic game functions will be, 10 players will give 10 different answers.
15: Game is a barely there tech demo, nearly 5 years in and millions of dollars later.
16: Absolutely cut throat marketing.
17: Company is more concerned with ship sales than game development.
18: Constant art theft everywhere you look.

I'm sure there's more, but less than this would probably spell doom for most Kickstarter projects. This list of crap is things Star Citizen has not only survived, but continued to profit through in millions of dollars.

I don't think anything can stop it outside of releasing something terrible to the general public or Chris Roberts giving up the project. I don't even think an announcement to deploy to Xbox or PS4 would be an ELE.

Star Citizen may be a thing for a few more years now. I don't know, but I don't think anything can "be uncovered" that would be enough to stop anything. :shrug:

Well, when you spell it out like that...yea, I just...if any one person hasn't yet gotten the message after all this, they likely never will.

Or at least...that's where my one last hope resides ofc. That people can no longer identify with the main public faces of CIG, in terms of character as opposed to actions, to the degree that they can no longer trust their money to them. But even that will be done on the individual level, and not en masse the way it'd have to for it all to end, so yeah...it's back to the two outcomes you posted earlier.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Jan 2, 2017

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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"The people you're with, I'm not the happiest with"

My heart bleeds for him...

And it bleeds purple piss lmbo

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I.N.R.I posted:

That must have been why he was demodded and i was unbanned afterwards then

Well, you know how it is. :aatrek:s just gotta stick up for their oppressed people. Even if it weren't just you lying out your rear end, lol.

Also, you should deffo call your parents about this, tho I don't think they'd give you the sort of loving you would to 14 year olds so...

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jan 3, 2017

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Lime Tonics posted:

"[–]hymen_destroyer

You know what, I'm not even reading past this fuckin' username. I really don't think I want to.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Ghostlight posted:

This mockthread is really bad at keeping together and on target.

It always has been and those of us, who appreciated the days of pets and recipes, have long since embraced that fact.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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The Titanic posted:

I thought it was especially cute but didn't comment on it. But since you opened the door, these guys seem very sexually deviant quite often. Sort of the motif of a Star Citizen.

For me it's not the sexual deviance that's the problem whatsoever, so long as it doesn't involve hurting real people. It's moreso the fact that they feel it's the kind of thing that would be acceptable to put in their username and make a first impression with. TBH, they could be the most sexually deviant horndogs on the planet and it would not bother me one iota...but when you have people like Wulf Knight then expressing said deviancy to, say, married women over private e-mails...that's moreso the part I find revolting.

This guy though, evidently, couldn't even wait that long and just put it in his username. I guess I'm glad he also doesn't include a dick pic in his reddit profile, to back up his username claim or whatevs...

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Jan 3, 2017

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Raskolnikov posted:

so I googled doxxed "star citizen lgbt thread" and came up with this lovely top result.



Oh yea, I remember that. In retrospect, I now think that dude just did it in the hopes of expanding his client list for his lovely porn calendar, which just makes me sad. :( Ah well...at least the actual LGBT thread lasted a long longer while than that attempt.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I missed your :smuggo:, MoMAnuses

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

wow, you built up a lot of rage during the holidays

I gotta say, I really didn't expect it from him. I wanted more smug, but instead it looks like he was literally Mark during and now after the holidays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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:stonk:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Lodin posted:

What's this about Norway in Dereks avatar?

Basically, he doxxed (or didn't, whatevs) a long-time scammer from Norway who tried to ply 'her' trade of virtual porn calendars here after doing it for years in the SC community, and lost his mod powers over it.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Raskolnikov posted:

I was pissed I saw Prometheus in the theaters. I loved the Red Letter Media review of it however :haw:

goddamit, now I have to rewatch it. Someone should deffo do this sort of thing, once SC or SQ42 are proclaimed as 'done' by CIG...if it ever happens.

I remember a comment that will probably apply to Star Citizen lore all too well too in the end. "A film is stronger, if there are unanswered questions for the audience to figure out themselves. Of course this does not work, if the main question the audience asks is "What the gently caress!?'"

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Jan 9, 2017

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Galarox posted:

Ok just because I can and there are some peeps who haven't seen it and Beet mentioned it:



wow, my old AV *did* make it someplace after all.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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sorry Tophat, your shitposts kinda ring hollow to me...

I miss Eonwe. :(

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I have no doubt that I have been fully doxxed and that folks know where I live. I know a few prominent backers live in Maryland but I doubt I would ever encounter one. My hope is that after all this time I am now considered inconsequential and therefore not worthy of being stalked or accosted in real life.

I kind of wonder what encountering someone like Gremlich IRL would be like.

Taking Cpt. Underpants' record of encountering shitizens in Australia, I think most of them would just be unassertive sad sacks. poo poo, that's more or less what Dickwulf is IRL too according to accounts (and himself when he decided to open up about his shock therapy and depression).

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Madcosby posted:

Well, goons do have a history of harrassing online and trying to embarrass people affiliated with the program. See Ben, Sandi, WTFSaurus,etc

No one needs to try to embarass people affiliated with the program. They do that poo poo themselves just fine.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Mirificus posted:

Please don't do this.



p sure this loser felt like some kind of motherfucking internet batman when he finished typing this

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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It's okay Toast, you totes look cool there.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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XK posted:

lol

ArfJason loves the lovely threads, no pun intended.

What's not to love about lovely threads, when you're an admin's pet so you can even get your permas reversed.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Wiz posted:

Hello star citizen thread, I've been busy coding space features for my space game (including the ability to process alien populations into food), what magnificent strides in fidelious game development did I miss?

You'd probably find this one to be the most interesting. It's just a short summary, but yeah...

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3773270&pagenumber=5#post468221431

The rest was mostly just same old same old of little note.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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BadOptics posted:

So we're at ad hominem attacks now to get people's attention away from the dumpster fire that is Star Citzen?

Derek-sama you b-b-baka!

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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ManofManyAliases posted:

Nah - Smarty doesn't win. I just rustle his Jimmies every now and then to keep his old man ticker going. It's all in good fun. But yeah, he's not right - ever.

sure thing, Toast

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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TrustmeImLegit posted:

When we look at the progress over the last 2 years, we get an idea about the next 2 years.

I couldn't agree more!

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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cripes...it's 3 and a half years since I first bought into this scam and over a year since I got all my poo poo out of it lol...how times fly...

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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TrustmeImLegit posted:

Its not too late to come back. Theres still some cool rewards to get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIlnsP6AjP8

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I just hope to cripes someone at their accounting dept. (if the numbskulls even have any) keeps a ledger with their actual income + expenses tallied and that it gets released into the wild when this entire shitshow is over. I'd pour over it so loving hard, to compare with the major events we all know and love lol.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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The Titanic posted:

poo poo art warning.



This stuff is great. It fits very well with this thread and I hope you feel like making more.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Raskolnikov posted:

Pfft $25,000 USD? Get on these people's level?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUNRl3kAATk

:10bux:

Entropia Universe is what Star Citizen's Grey Market wishes it could be. Crobblers would prolly run that into the ground too, tho, if he ever got something like it.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Jan 19, 2017

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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ManofManyAliases posted:

People care way too much about a loving video game, tbh.

:ironicat:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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I think slapping the bucket of trans-fat out of their hands or reprimanding them for ordering cheesecake right after they had bypass surgery is not 'too much' butting into their habits whatsoever. But then again, I'm not an american.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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eonwe posted:

has anyone said man of many anuses yet

no one ever does now :(

none but you, wonderful spinning pink elephant.

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Regrettable posted:

A bunch of bigots thought SA was a haven for SJWs so they started doxxing goons and their friends and family. The thread had been going since 2015 but they recently ramped up their activity and tried to give Lowtax an ultimatum to allow their hateful garbage here. A few days ago Derek tweeted that he was going to do something about it and here we are. Not sure if Uncle D had anything to do with it, but I enjoy the idea that he did.

FYAD, we live in a world with doxx and that doxx must be done by men like Derek. Who's going to do it? You? You, ArfJason?! He has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for Deloria and you curse the Star Citizen subforum. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know. That Derek's doxxing of Deloria, while tragic, probably saved lives and that his existance, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth because deep down, in places you don't talk about in The Hell Circus, you want us to doxx, you need us to doxx!

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