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Mr Fronts: Jan 31, 2016; Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Hello new thread.

Is Star Citizen finished yet?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 15:01

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 00:17

Mr Fronts: Jan 31, 2016; Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Hey, this means I've now posted in two threads on SA.

I'm no longer confined to the insular world of Derek's mega SC thread. I'm branching out! Spreading my wings!

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 15:04

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Mirificus posted:

The recognised "No Sunk Cost Fallacy", where you have invested so little money in something that is not good that you cannot bear to not think you could not have spent less on it without it not being not good.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 01:13

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Solarin posted:

Hanales in discord said this is the best reator design he's seen since he was a very small child

At least spell "reactor" with all its letters. Triggered!

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 01:17

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Meat Puppet #2434 reporting for duty SIR!

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 03:45

Mr Fronts: Jan 31, 2016; Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

So are goons thetans then?

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 13:01

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IS DEREK XENU?

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 13:01

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Hi everyone, hope you're having a fabulous day hating your parents. This is just a quick reminder for you to call or visit Star Citizens wherever possible because they took you in and cared for you when your parents beat you with belts and made you eat bugs for dinner.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 15:02

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nawledgelambo posted:

You think one of the artists is trying to tell the backers something?

I was sure this was shopped, but no. It's real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_XUn_BF7k&t=153s

That's creative genius, right there. Hats off to whoever slipped that label into the model.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 23:08

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Just checking in.

Is Star Marine better than TF2 yet?

I was a good spy in TF2. Is there a spy class in Star Marine? I want to pledge to buy a Starter Star Marine package, but need to know if there is a spy class.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 09:18

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Mirificus posted:

...and therefore Star Citizen will come out and be good.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 09:07

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http://hexus.net/gaming/news/pc/82396-star-citizens-fps-stances-set-apart-crowd/

"In designing and engineering Star Citizen's FPS mode (which players will first test in Star Marine), we've made a conscious effort to throw out systems that have become standard in first-person shooters in favour of taking an entirely new look"

Can't wait to see this! Especially seeing as that was written 18 months ago. By now, CIG will have had enough time to truly redefine the genre.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 17:14

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Unfunny Poster posted:

What the gently caress is this guys deal?

Attacking other games that have spaceships in them will make Star Citizen be good.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 11:38

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Kakarot posted:

Looks like we are headed towards a Branson level event

You mean Bronston...

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 11:02

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A Neurotic Corncob posted:

Wolf Larsen presents...

I formally exercise MY RIGHT to refer to myself as a Trailblazer:

I... AM... A TRAILBLAZER.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 09:46

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TheAgent posted:

come to my place, friend

I'm wearing shorts and boat shoes and no jacket and there's a Pie Hole 2 blocks away

Capt Crunch pie, hurts so good

As we sit here, heavyset types in tracksuits are shading in maps of Newport Beach, and drawing circles around advertised pie shop locations.

Nothing to worry about, carry on.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 09:52

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Nope. I had way too much fun on this particular ride, but it's absolutely time to get off.

So you're saying you've already got your money's worth out of Star Citizen, even if it never gets released.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 09:13

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darkarchon posted:

One step closer to the edge
The build is gonna break

Catte taxe

ISU-152?

I always thought they were bigger.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 11:55

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Gradis posted:

think its the 122

edit: is it the su-152?

I really should know - I did the whole Russian tank destroyer line to death in World of Tanks. My memory is terrible.

I do know that it's something that is extremely funny to use at point blank range. And that people say rude things in chat after you've one-shotted them. lol.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 15:36

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ahmini posted:

You should see the meltdowns you get when you nuke someone from orbit with arty, pretty much the only pleasure I derive from playing WOT these days.

Arty? Yeah, I was playing the (tier 3?) SU-26 around 2013, in its heyday - before it was horribly neutered. Wonderful.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 16:14

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A Neurotic Corncob posted:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 00:28

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TheAgent posted:

because gently caress why not

quote this post with your five best predictions of tomorrows live stream, whoever is most accurate wins wither a copy of elite dangerous or planet coaster or a steam game of equivalent or a donation to some loving charity because its christmas you stupid game addicted nerds

1. vignettes are finally shown for SQ42
2. star marine trailer with boot camp guy video, kinda corny
3. 2.6! amazing stuff that was shown last month
4. ptu announcement for 2.6
5. new features that are coming in 3.0, small demo

1. The official live stream won't actually occur as expected.
2. CIG will put out a last-minute announcement saying that, due to reasons, it will happen early next week.
3. Derek will say I TOLD YOU BIG THINGS WERE HAPPENING, link to his blog, and refer to two prior tweets.
4. MoMA will display his unwavering faith that is the rock on which he builds his church.
5. Some other last-minute live stream will be organised, but will start late, and be all scatterbrained and weird.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 11:55

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Okay, since I've woken up this morning, I've watched, listened, I've CAUGHT UP WITH THE THREAD.

And this has without doubt been the most entertaining time I've ever had cringing, pointing and being embarrassed by proxy.

Oh my God, CIG, you stars. You big lovely stars. Never change.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 05:22

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Has anyone said Christmas Deathstream yet?

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 09:56

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PC Invasion: "You can watch the Star Citizen holiday stream below for comedy value but there�s not much else worth watching it for."

This is good for Star Citizen.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 09:57

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Daztek posted:

Only 186k yesterday

$186 would have been too much for that shameful display.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 10:25

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TheLastRoboKy posted:

So do I make the cheque for 1000 dollars for your game out as a pledge or a donation?!?!

Another filthy casual buying a starter package.

Put me down for $15k Completionist.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 13:48

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Spatial posted:

Christmas Parpatron
$5,000+ backer reward

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 15:11

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alphabettitouretti posted:

Why is clown stimperium smashing monitors?

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 15:53

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ZenMaster posted:

HE'S BEHIND YOU!

OVER THERE!

NO, THE OTHER SIDE!

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 16:25

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RubberJohnny posted:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/media/18235dq8cydhur/store_slideshow_small_zoom/Derek-Smart-Was-Right.jpg

That filename...

Holy poo poo.

Galarox posted:

The (air)ship Clown Stimperium goes down

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 01:02

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fuctifino posted:

'Star Citizen' Awkward Alpha 2.6 Stream Doesn't Show Squadron 42 & Asks Fans For More Money

http://www.idigitaltimes.com/star-citizen-awkward-alpha-26-stream-doesnt-show-squadron-42-asks-fans-more-money-574515

Only needed to go three comments in before someone was accused of being Derek.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 01:07

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Risc1911 posted:

"Thanks for the configuration tips"

pgabz, look at all these people hacking their cfg files! Look what you've done - you should be ashamed of yourself.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 05:33

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Xaerael posted:

HoHoHo, what's this I see? SELF ARCHERING now at CIG?

Stretch goal - linguistic specialists creating alien languages - TICK, DELIVERED

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 00:19

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https://imperium.news/star-citizen-community-frustration-boils-embarrassing-livestream/

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 00:36

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I just cracked up reading this from Skype just now on my Apple device...

# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 08:52

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TheAgent posted:

hello

this probably won't be reposted or seen anywhere or cared about but whatever

I donated less than a half a completionist package would cost to a local shelter awhile back

I hated how my area shelter was a kill shelter but the Huntington Beach one wasn't

they invited me to an Xmas thing and presented me with a giant framed picture of all the dogs and cats I saved

I cried like a baby

I've donated a few bucks here and there to try and make the world a better place

I hope

and I'm not trying to tell people how to spend their money because I drink too much and buy dumb computer games I don't ever even play

but if you're 4 or 5 figures deep into this loving dumb game

realize, for just a second, how much good you can bring to the world

not intangible, "oh whats one good deed" poo poo

but a difference you can see, feel and snuggle on occasion

Happy Holidays

To you, the animal shelter, and the Democratic Republic of Congo, that might be a whole lot of money. But to me, that's just disposable fun money I wouldn't miss, and wouldn't care about, and anyway I've already got my money's worth from testing Star Citizen and being a part of this amazing communbwwaaaa haaajajajajajaahaha hajahaha hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sorry.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 08:57

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his nibs posted:

You don't even have to fill out the poll to post a comment.. Who'da thunk it

ded

e: tax

# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 15:23

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So does the "Lumberyard" splash only appear for Star Marine? The separate new FPS?

# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 01:06

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 00:17

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Happy Christmas, StarEngine!

# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 02:58

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