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Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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Thoatse posted:

Found this old gif of Fuctifino at the zoo in a folder on my computer so thought I'd post it

https://i.imgur.com/Fo1uH6q.gifv

Rhinos the horny gentle hippo

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Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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gently caress this world

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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his nibs posted:

What do the tank crews call infantry?

Speed bumps :tipshat:

A Tiger drives into a bar....

And it collapses :tipshat:

Why were the Tiger and Panther running away?

A Maus was chasing them.:tipshat:

How many gears does an Italian tank have?

6. >1 forward, 5 backward.:tipshat:

Okay I'm done. :colbert:

look at this noob capping for efficiency

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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Hmm I think they will make 2.3 million and sell a space tractor.

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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A Neurotic Corncob posted:

the Peter Capaldi reveal was probably Chris's ace in the hole for the holiday livestream lol.

the agent did call Les Dennis in sq42

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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Quavers posted:

The leaked audio file, reuploaded: https://clyp.it/uzok35cm


Only caught the stream part-way through. Found the original :wink:

drat its bad lol

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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Breetai posted:

Capaldi does the best he can with his dialogue and manages to channel his Malcolm Tucker strident cadence into it, but the other guy just sounds bored. The dude sounds like he gives zero fucks about anything he's saying, like he's reading it out for the first time, and any competent director would have either re-recorded tho whole thing or gotten someone else for the role because he's awful.

I'm sure even if they gave him license to unleash a torrent of fucks and dot cottons licking piss off nettles, in full scottish accent in rage mode, zero loving difference would be made to the solid splintery wooden dildo that was the 'script'. He even manages to sound like he give a toss, a bit. But i'm guessing he had a set time and could gently caress off after a few hours. Unlike his poor co-cast who must of been made to repeat their lines at chris's pleasure until the loss of the will to live seeped into their voices and only then was he pleased. Like every piece of poo poo he has directed.

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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lets all rub and forget the lovely video games

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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ManofManyAliases posted:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I didn't even report it - I laughed because that would take some serious poo poo for my dick to just fall off; I would probably look down and just laugh in wonder.

perhaps your dick belt was on too tight?

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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TheAgent posted:

listen, thread outsiders, please don't buy crobberts land

go ahead and buy a sex worker something nice from tiffanys, its a far better investment

can confirm. thanks for the nipple tormentors agent.

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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Sabreseven posted:

I had to be awake really loving early today, so very tired eyes.

Took me 3 or 4 attempts and leaning into my screen to see that CR's text does not actually say "GAPE COMMANDER".

:shrug:

you called? oh wait ahhh, you meant commander, sorry.

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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thread good

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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FAU is thread sheriff now?

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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Abuminable posted:

Italians get a free pass because they don't boil their pizza.

Scottish deep fried pizza

mmmmmmmmm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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Sunswipe posted:

I think you'll find she runs snickers these days. [/British dad joke]

jesus............

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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holyshit lol

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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ManofManyAliases posted:

And MoMA. Never forget how bad he is.

never will. wank belt. lol

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Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

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can i get a crobear to keep the woof thing company?

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