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Christ, and for a short while, I actually thought this game might be coming out. Thanks for enlightening me, goons. I feel like I've gotten hundreds of dollars of entertainment out of Star Citizen for absolutely free!
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 15:51 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWiKSzBr-2Q Did you guys see this yet? It's basically never gonna happen, right?
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 16:27 |
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neonbregna posted:lol if you don't keep your starship jpgs in an emp shielded 8' thick concrete bunker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCFP0p7mOOo I keep my starship jpegs with my buttcoins on my encrypted cold storage wallet flash drive
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 19:17 |
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Yes, but can I manually load and unload cargo with 5-10 of my friends?
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 20:38 |
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TheAgent posted:yup, romance scenes are in according to that leaked script from ages ago Is it cuckoldry if I press X to kiss the tickle fetish #actress on the mouth? I want to make sure my $10,000 "package" pays for itself.
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# ¿ May 15, 2017 22:03 |
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So what even is this game supposed to be anymore?
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 21:50 |
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Shart Shittizen is the name of my new snuff film, actually!
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 22:28 |
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Those are all so ugly and generic gunmetal as all hell. Why would anyone buy this? Also, from the replies: quote:I say we get out of Alpha before we start wrapping everything up in a decorative box, but hey, that's just my two cents.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 00:59 |
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Foo Diddley posted:A pistol and a single bullet You won't have time for real life when the galaxy awaits in Star Citizen! Coming this... eternity!
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 04:08 |
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I can't wait to eat blue cheese tacos while 5-10 of my buddies (in VR of course) unload cargo from my freight haul of Trandoshandaneese vibrators to a black market station where everyone roleplays as a blue skinned sex addict dragon with eight dicks
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 22:36 |
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Stolen from the Reddit thread:quote:Finally a real accomplishment since we hit the $100 Million mark. How is throwing $150m at a yet to be released space game an "accomplishment?"
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 23:46 |
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TheAgent posted:how pissed are intel and amazon going to be when roberts can't even get a basic 3.0 out in time for e3 he will have to become a literal star citizen in order to escape their wrath
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 19:21 |
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I got lost in the middle of nowhere in Elite Dangerous and totally unsure of what to do next about a year ago so of course I'm reinstalling it and upgrading to Horizons now that I have an Oculus Rift. So I guess Frontier suckered another fool out of his money.
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 04:06 |
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Sappo569 posted:Who do you think you are, Chris Roberts? Say what?
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 07:30 |
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Is this Sandi trying to summon the magic of the Infini-Game?
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 06:53 |
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I think Chris Roberts saw all of the real-money investment in EVE (like thousands of dollars for a ship) and saw a way for him to cash in. And it's just so sad at this point. The community and CCP's hands-off approach made that game into what it is today, and to try and force that same outcome now is just goddamn embarrassing.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 00:09 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRy04FdwTLk Bought this on sight because Oculus Rift support, I'm such a goddamn mark.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 23:55 |
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I hope Star Citizen comes with a barf bag to deal with how poorly their VR support is going to be implemented. edit: I've been playing a lot of Star Wars Mod for X3:AP, which is some guy slapping Star Wars into X3. It's good.
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 00:09 |
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trucutru posted:Just in case they don't let people buy the game after it's out? Star Citizen is coming out? Ha! That's the best joke I've read on this entire sub forum!
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 08:33 |
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Imagine if they actually scaled the scope of their project and made incremental releases that resulted in an actual franchise that came together into the final MMO.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 00:53 |
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I mean, poo poo. Titanfall 2 has a singe player campaign which is pretty drat good after a multiplayer only shooter that was pretty fantastic, and the sequel has an even better multiplayer. Not too hard to find a match either. I just don't get why they didn't try to focus their scope on a gradual scale.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 02:42 |
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DarkRefreshment posted:
Avatar-worthy.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 20:49 |
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Star Trek Bridge Crew has multicrew ship flying in VR with crossplay - I had a Rift, two had Vives, and one had a Playstation VR headset, and we did the whole campaign just now - hilarious fun, and an actual game!
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 00:05 |
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TheAgent posted:hello just wtf is this poo poo man that's going to be a really bad MMO
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 02:36 |
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Wow, I didn't see power in the new Prey. What's it called?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 04:24 |
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Did Star Citizen ever mention romance scenes or loving mechanics? Are they just letting people write whatever lore they want for this game? Was the Sandi mocap .gif an indicator that she's playing a romance option in the game? I'm so confused.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 10:00 |
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Well, at least with these, you can hold them in your hands and go pew pew and pretend you're playing Star Citizen.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 20:28 |
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They're livestreaming a "Town Hall" on Youtube right now apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1juFf-TpPiM
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 19:40 |
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my favorite part of videogames is watching mocap cutscenes not like, flying spaceships, or anything
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 21:31 |
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NASA to start selling concept .jpegs after Trump cut the funding
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 23:58 |
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lmao that star traders thing
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 21:08 |
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Septic Tank Gulag posted:I don't know what you're talking about, Ben is clearly a normal, healthy weight person: all those long days negotiating concept ship sales has done wonders
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 21:27 |
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It was called Super Pretendo in the show, going off Google
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 21:45 |
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What if RSI runs out of game developers (coders) to trick into working on Star Citizen?
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 21:02 |
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D_Smart posted:Roleplaying (since there's not game) Star Citizen is actually a platform for text based MMORPG
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 22:35 |
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Hello backers. Chris here, I have some exciting news! Thanks to outside financing, and due to recent developments, we are refactoring the scope of the much awaited Squadron 42 - and incorporating it directly into your Star Citizen experience! Unfortunately, due to the realities of the recent referendum, we have been forced to scale down our initial scope and are proud to announce our upcoming release of British Citizen, a brand new MMO experience set to release this fall! Experience the wonder of strolling around the interior of authentic London steel hangars as A-list actors like Gillian Anderson, Mark Hamill, and Gary Oldman tell you about the adventures in space you could have been having! Loiter around the infinite gallery of concept art JPEGs! Discover the adventure of clipping into the geometry of ships you paid thousands of real dollars for! Finally, you and other players can meet and roleplay the experience of bragging about your latest adventures* Across the Verse! *Adventures not included with final product and CIG accepts zero liability for entitled backers' impossible expectations for Ferarris when given Ford Pintos. Taintrunner fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Jun 25, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 08:46 |
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So can the bank be like "put whatever you have into a functional game and gently caress off forever" at this point? Can they give CIG the boot and try and get another studio to finish the game so they can recoup their loan? Are Amazon and Intel in any place to do anything about this?
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 14:06 |
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Aren't they rolling SQ42 into the larger MMO? Are they relying on the confusion between the two in an attempt to get one over on the bank? Is Chris Roberts that cocky with his own IP?
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 14:30 |
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big nipples big life posted:But you see CIG is owned by Chris Roberts and Coutts would give them 0% just to have their name attached to trillion dollar global IP Star Citizen. He walked into the conference room and dropped a bunch of concept JPEGs on the table. They had no choice but to fork over everything to Chris, who could resist the infinite possibilities across the verse? She was fearless, and crazier than him. She was his queen, and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 14:34 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:20 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Looking forward to CitizenCon Brought to you by our "partner," Coutts & Co!
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 21:54 |