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Axegrinder
Jul 26, 2004
Sometimes sarcasm can help us think more clearly.

Amazing Zimmo posted:

https://twitter.com/CliffordakaMiku/status/972111622801108993

LOL as if they will ever have a working female model.

Even Sandi isn't a working female model.

(drat you OWLS!, should have refreshed first)

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Axegrinder
Jul 26, 2004
Sometimes sarcasm can help us think more clearly.
THE THING: friends!

Actual AI players that can be bought, and will be permanently loyal to you! They will fight for you, talk with you, buy you drinks, massage your ego, and make you feel wanted. They will crew your ship, even when you're offline.

And for the gentleman with a lot of fresh cash: fembots!

Axegrinder
Jul 26, 2004
Sometimes sarcasm can help us think more clearly.
To me, this is the most important thread on the forums.

- It inspired and guided me to get a refund, saving me $260.

- The posting quality is amazing - I'm in awe - and the entertainment is never-ending.

- I used to worship Chris Roberts, back in the Wing Commander 3 days; now my eyes are open, and the awakening has been painful.

I guess what I'm trying to say is: thank you, thread, for helping me to grow as a person.

To business: as part of the Pillars of Eternity 2 fig-starter, I pledged for three extra Steam keys, to celebrate the purchase of my new apartment. Pillars Of Eternity is like a modern version of Baldur's Gate, but more in-depth and grimdark. It's excellent, easily the best game I've ever backed, and the sequel is just out.

I now have three Steam keys for Pillars of Eternity 2 Fig Edition to award to whoever requests them first. Kindly give me a way to contact you. One lucky responder will also get a season pass for the game.

Axegrinder
Jul 26, 2004
Sometimes sarcasm can help us think more clearly.
The PoE2 keys have been claimed.

Congratulations to Taintrunner, Golli, and Anticheese. You will be contacted by PM shortly.

Enjoy!

Axegrinder fucked around with this message at 00:01 on May 14, 2018

Axegrinder
Jul 26, 2004
Sometimes sarcasm can help us think more clearly.
Hello fellow backeteers.

The Wasteland 3 figstarter has given me some Steam keys that I would like to see go to a good home:

Wasteland 2: Director's Cut
STASIS (not for people of a sensitive disposition)
Shadowrun: Dragonfall

Ideally, only request a key if you are not in the best position financially.

Simply PM me with your desired game. First come, first served.

Update:
Shadowrun has been claimed by neonbregna
Wasteland 2 has been claimed by Spiderdrake

Axegrinder fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Jun 22, 2018

Axegrinder
Jul 26, 2004
Sometimes sarcasm can help us think more clearly.

no_recall posted:

Tis the Eve of Citizencon.

Current bets:
trucutru It will rake in exactly what is needed for the tracker to be at +/- 1% of what it gathered last year.
IcarusUpHigh 2.55
Agony Aunt 800k
Baxta 3.14m
AbstractNapper 0 - $50000
Jobbo_Fett 2.5614 million
Ponzi $1 million.
Beexoffel $2,965,384
Zazz Razzamatazz 3.25mil
Dogeh 1.2M
big nipples big life 1.8m
Hav 1.6m
tuo this, I don't think is taller than that
Nyast Allright, I'm betting on 4m.
Bofast Approximately $3,918,456.27
Colostomy Bag 2.23 M
Sectopod 2.567 M$
Sarsapariller This will be the most successful Citizen Con ever held. I'm predicting 5 millo.
space-X-chicken my estimation is $3,918,456.26
Infected As such my final guess will be another $200 Million Dollar for the project.
Quavers $4.242m
Mne nravitsya I’m going with the jesus patch number for the con this year 3.0 million
BeigeJacket $5.638 million dollars.
Beet Wagon 4M
MarcusSA This or whatever the number was last year +100k.
Lladre I am going with 2.85 million like I did last year.
his nibs 5.45 million crobears
ZekeNY They’ll report $4.5 million, the real figure will be less than $2 mil.
monkeytek I'm guessing $1.44 million
Nebiros Let's go 3.3 again, screw it.
Rivensteel $3.2m or bust! I
Nanako the Narc I’m going to bet it’ll be a cool $10 million
The Titanic My estimation for CitCon this year is 7M.
peter gabriel This year CIG will make $5.98 from citizencon or whatever it is called.
Beer4TheBeerGod 2.06m
Trilobite $5.2m.
Kosumo $6.8 million
Hobold $3.50
Loel 3.35m
Blue On Blue 5m
G0RF $3.75 million, real or imagined.
Morphix 1.3mil
Combat Theory 7.5 million because I want this circus to continue for another year or 2
AutismVaccine $3.888 million
Breetai 4.2 million.It's been my favourite number since I was a little girl.
stingtwo Put me down for 4.8 million
kw0134 let's put in for 4.2i million dollars.
Thoatse 4,202,407.69
Kikas 2,137 milion.
DigitalPenny Put me down for 2.9 million + 1 hammerhead.jpeg
Iceclaw 4,2 millions. My favourite number!
Daztek $3.42 million
biglads They will pull in somewhere between 1.488m and 69.420m
"
Gravity_Storm" $1.5 million - they have shag all to sell.
Codezombie Put me down for 10p and a packet of Tic Tacs.
"Rugganovich
" Put me down for 137,743,200 Rubles. It's a currency that is going places.
Viscous Soda I'm going to guess all the money... ever. The world economy will collapse and be replaced a by spaceship JPG based barter economy. Crobberts will be made ruler of the world and a new enlightened age will be ushered in... well it will when World Government leaves tier 0.
Deadguy2322 $42,042,042.42
overseer07 3,455,749.00
Scruffpuff $(income_2017_pre_con + income_con) - (income_2018_pre_con)
Mr Fronts My guess is $4,204,204.20
Anticheese Put me down for 2.8m in the betting pool.
Wuxi The combined height of our two mods in meters.
Colostomy Bag 42 feet.
Wuxi Alright, put me down for 3.83mil
SolusLunes No but seriously I'm gonna go with $800k. I'm rooting for failure
crisp roberts Citcon will make 6.1 Million. This is the truth brought to you by OCS.



Bring the beer, cheese, wine and chips!

We also need bingo cards!

Can you put me down for $6.2 million please? Insanity futures are looking bullish!

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Axegrinder
Jul 26, 2004
Sometimes sarcasm can help us think more clearly.
Just posting here at the end to say I love you all, and this thread has been the most entertaining and educational spot on the forums for many years!

All the same, I crave.. closure...

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