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pram
Jun 10, 2001
lets just dispense with the computer pretense and discuss why were all really here: crippling awkwardness, weird offputting personality, hideously ugly, fat, strange odors etc

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I'm not. I don't know how to use computers.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

pram posted:

lets just dispense with the computer pretense and discuss why were all really here: crippling awkwardness, weird offputting personality, hideously ugly, fat, strange odors etc

also depression, directionlessness, chemical dependency, and sci fi fetishism

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

*raises paw*

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

im gay

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
it's not me it's everyone else

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
i only touch computers on a recreational basis, so i can hide my crippling awkwardness, weird offputting personality, hideously ugly, fat, strange odors to late night sessions or weekends when my wife and kids are away.

sorry to hear that this is your entire life and career op

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Gazpacho posted:

it's not me it's everyone else

it is so me.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I have seasonal affective disorder

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I named my son Optimus Prime

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Management posted:

I named my son Optimus Prime

I named my chicken Megatron

Alzabo
Oct 23, 2002

You watched it, you can't unwatch it.
Why did you open this thread, we already have the cat thread

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Smythe posted:

I named my chicken Megatron

It was funny when the Pet Island mod disowned her child niece for carelessly allowing her pet chicken Megatron to have a fuckhole raped into its side by a rooster.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

emoji posted:

It was funny when the Pet Island mod disowned her child niece for carelessly allowing her pet chicken Megatron to have a fuckhole raped into its side by a rooster.

i need sources

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

emoji posted:

It was funny when the Pet Island mod disowned her child niece for carelessly allowing her pet chicken Megatron to have a fuckhole raped into its side by a rooster.

Good times on somethingawful.com

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3417601&pagenumber=82&perpage=40#post414001599 i guess

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
lol

thanks for the laughs.

"why doesn't this 11 yo listen?" says the chicken mom.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
when i had pet geese i learned that in addition to constantly while they're awake they poo poo while they're asleep

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
a U T I S M

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


everyone in pet island is mentally ill

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Technically you can't just make a megathread, you can only make a thread and there will be a certain probability, weighted by topic and time of day, that it will become a megathread.

And naming this 'autism thread' would be redundant, as all threads in this forum are self-evident

This is why I would like to request that a moderator change the thread title name to "autism".

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i like the onion autistic reporter

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

fart simpson posted:

i like the onion autistic reporter

It's good to love yourself.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I'm autistic but I'm well groomed and in excellent shape.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Salt Fish posted:

I'm autistic but I'm well groomed and in excellent shape.

Yeah same

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Salt Fish posted:

I'm autistic but I'm well groomed and in excellent shape.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Salt Fish posted:

I'm autistic but I'm well groomed and in excellent shape.

two out of three

thread too real

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Smythe posted:

It's good to love yourself.

thanks for the encouragement

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
GROUND FLOOR

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

Technically you can't just make a megathread, you can only make a thread and there will be a certain probability, weighted by topic and time of day, that it will become a megathread.

And naming this 'autism thread' would be redundant, as all threads in this forum are self-evident

This is why I would like to request that a moderator change the thread title name to "autism".

well on it's way to become a megathread. a self fulfilling prophecy

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

I don't have autism op

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Bloody posted:

I don't have autism op

I'll be the judge of that.

*inspects post history*

*cacophony of buzzers*

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

actually, you'll find I am extremely normal. I have even had sex, before

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Bloody posted:

actually, you'll find I am extremely normal. I have even had sex, before

People with autism can have sex, but they can't resist posting in this thread.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



mishaq posted:

everyone in pet island is mentally ill

Jonny 290 posted:

Technically you can't just make a megathread, you can only make a thread and there will be a certain probability, weighted by topic and time of day, that it will become a megathread.

And naming this 'autism thread' would be redundant, as all threads in this forum are self-evident

This is why I would like to request that a moderator change the thread title name to "autism".

fishmech please sure your sourc

oh

huh

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Bloody posted:

I don't have autism op

who are you trying to convince

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
High functioning autism doesn't exist. Unless you're a dribbling mess who cries and shakes and can't hold a job, you're not autistic. you're a lazy millennial gently caress who slipped through the cracks in the early years of your education when the teachers were showing you how to interact with other people.


depression doesn't exist. anxiety is a weaikness

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
I work graveyard and have no friends except my cat and shitpost on a regular basis, sad, alone, with only my Epic Linux Running Lenovo to keep me sustained.

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