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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Nick Rivers posted:

I like pizza.

Do you like sniffing pizzaqueefs? If yes you can join the Totinorgy going down ITT tomorrow nite (no Papas, Doms/Dom's (seriously if your name is Dom take a hike pal), Huts, Giornos, R Barron's allowed). If you're a California Pizzorgy Cuckin maybe we talk at the door.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nick Rivers posted:

I like pizza.

I have some very good news for you friend

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I have some very good news for you friend

what is your recipe for cheese fry

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

luv 2 date boys posted:

what is your recipe for cheese fry

Xtra crispy southern home fries, squeezable nacho chz sauce ( warmed by fries and za)

Bone apple tea!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Sounds good as F man!!!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

luv 2 date boys posted:

Sounds good as F man!!!

Not going to lie, i ate it all brotha! :twisted:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Not going to lie, i ate it all brotha! :twisted:

sometimes you just goota do it to it, honk honk

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

nooo

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

luv 2 date boys posted:

Sounds good as F man!!!

We will totally allow fman at the Totinorgy since it is a Totinorgy after all!

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Post more party pizzas please. gently caress they're so good.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Chief McHeath posted:

When does the pizza party get real weird and turn into the pizza orgy?

When the boxes get greasy

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Whenever I'm sharing a pizza with someone, I always make sure to grab the next biggest slice, even if it means going to the opposite side of the pizza from where we are eating and breaking the pie apart. gently caress them, I paid half for the pizza, no reason why I shouldn't get all the biggest pieces.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Whenever I'm sharing a pizza with someone, I always make sure to grab the next biggest slice, even if it means going to the opposite side of the pizza from where we are eating and breaking the pie apart. gently caress them, I paid half for the pizza, no reason why I shouldn't get all the biggest pieces.

sometimes you gotta do this, but the speed that you eat the piece also plays a huge factor since even if you are grabbing the next biggest slice if your sharing with someone who is scarfing down 2 to 1 of your slice your gonna fuckin lose hard

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


I too have engaged in psychological ploys and maneuvers to secure my preferred slice of the za

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Excellent use of "friez".

Thinking about hitting the texmex place tonight with the Mrs. Zoloft and have them fashion us a fiesta pizza.


GoddMn dude that looks good as sin. 0_o.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

scott zoloft posted:

Excellent use of "friez".

Thinking about hitting the texmex place tonight with the Mrs. Zoloft and have them fashion us a fiesta pizza.


GoddMn dude that looks good as sin. 0_o.

May I be so bond to suggest instead getting 2-3 Mexican party pizzas and a bag of fries? :discourse:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
is this the new Pizzagate thread? are you all talking in code?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
If that's the type of pizza your mum makes, I'm not up for it, OP.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Paladinus posted:

If that's the type of pizza your mum makes, I'm not up for it, OP.

I don't live with my mother, forums user paladinus :confused:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Smash it Smash hit posted:

May I be so bond to suggest instead getting 2-3 Mexican party pizzas and a bag of fries? :discourse:

are you suggesting a single or even double decker pissa fiesta de mexico?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I don't live with my mother, forums user paladinus :confused:

He's ingenu-jelly OP

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

scott zoloft posted:

are you suggesting a single or even double decker pissa fiesta de mexico?

Depends on how adventurous the lady is :wink:

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

numberoneposter posted:

hell of a pizza party OP!!!



either i dreamed it or this was the girl from birdemic

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nick Rivers posted:

I like pizza.



do you still like pizza?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

A misanthrope posted:



do you still like pizza?

man i would slam into sarah palin til we were both cross eyed.


don't tell mrs. zoloft :ohdear:

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

scott zoloft posted:

don't tell mrs. zoloft :ohdear:

This is a yuge posting pet peeve of mine - when a poster refers to someone in his real life by his online posting handle. It's really obnoxious.

"Yeah, me and Mrs. Rowdy-Dog were down the market and then my little one - Jesse Rowdy-Dog - said the funniest thing, and me and Mrs. Rowdy-Dog were laughing and laughing. And then Gramma Rowdy-Dog came by and said 'Oi, Kleen, what's so funny?' And I was like 'nothing Gramma Rowdy-Dog. Lil' Jesse Rowdy-Dog just said the funniest thing and me and Mrs. Rowdy-Dog were just laughing.' And she said 'Now don't you make me go get Pops Rowdy-Dog down here!'"

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
I'm lookin to make a new pizza map? Send PM pls

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

*writes something in his notebook and smirks*

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

scott zoloft posted:

man i would slam into sarah palin til we were both cross eyed.


what the gently caress

Alvie
May 22, 2008

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

This is a yuge posting pet peeve of mine - when a poster refers to someone in his real life by his online posting handle. It's really obnoxious.

"Yeah, me and Mrs. Rowdy-Dog were down the market and then my little one - Jesse Rowdy-Dog - said the funniest thing, and me and Mrs. Rowdy-Dog were laughing and laughing. And then Gramma Rowdy-Dog came by and said 'Oi, Kleen, what's so funny?' And I was like 'nothing Gramma Rowdy-Dog. Lil' Jesse Rowdy-Dog just said the funniest thing and me and Mrs. Rowdy-Dog were just laughing.' And she said 'Now don't you make me go get Pops Rowdy-Dog down here!'"

What if his name is actually Scott Zoloft?

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

This picture meant a lot more to me before it became popular and the chick found out about it and posed for a new pic and she is old and ugly now:




Edit: And I hope I ruined it for all of you just now, too. Misery loves company.

Hey what if the 3 of us also simultaneously lift slices of pizza so we can be in the picture too?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

This is a yuge posting pet peeve of mine - when a poster refers to someone in his real life by his online posting handle. It's really obnoxious.

"Yeah, me and Mrs. Rowdy-Dog were down the market and then my little one - Jesse Rowdy-Dog - said the funniest thing, and me and Mrs. Rowdy-Dog were laughing and laughing. And then Gramma Rowdy-Dog came by and said 'Oi, Kleen, what's so funny?' And I was like 'nothing Gramma Rowdy-Dog. Lil' Jesse Rowdy-Dog just said the funniest thing and me and Mrs. Rowdy-Dog were just laughing.' And she said 'Now don't you make me go get Pops Rowdy-Dog down here!'"

This got me going, ty for this meltdown

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I wish I could afford a party pizza right now

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you can visualize the harmonic vibrations of a party pizza with enough clarity and focus you can actually manifest a party pizza into physical existence and then eat it

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Mozi posted:

if you can visualize the harmonic vibrations of a party pizza with enough clarity and focus you can actually manifest a party pizza into physical existence and then eat it

Or just go get a $5 hot-n-ready and turn on some x-mas music.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I heard the japanese eat poop as a pizza topping

cnut
May 3, 2016

My last three meals were pizza (no leftovers). My next meal will be a big bowl of fibre. :negative:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

leftover french fries are less than worthless

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Or just go get a $5 hot-n-ready and turn on some x-mas music.

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