Mo' fuckin party pizza time

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diapernjeans: Mar 6, 2015

zits of face pizza in gut

# ? Dec 5, 2016 01:08

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# ? May 14, 2024 01:13

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Everyone looks better washed out and covering their face

# ? Dec 5, 2016 01:57

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

i like red baron

# ? Dec 5, 2016 02:00

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

i like cici's

# ? Dec 5, 2016 15:02

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/12/pizzagate-man-opens-fire-washington-restaurant-161205060013075.html

quote:

A man who said he was investigating a conspiracy theory about Hillary Clinton running a child sex ring out of a pizza place has fired an assault rifle inside a Washington, DC, restaurant injuring no one, police and news reports said.

....

As the story spread online, fanned by right-leaning conspiracy theorists on discussion sites 4chan and Reddit, the restaurant owner received hundreds of threatening messages about the alleged scandal, dubbed "pizzagate".

it's.. real??? O_o

# ? Dec 5, 2016 15:09

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

i'm glad there's a thread about pizza on the first page again

# ? Dec 5, 2016 15:11

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

This vindicates the pizzagateers

# ? Dec 5, 2016 15:23

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

yall make a post every time you eat a party pizza, doesnt need pictures.

I ate another one last night! :smug:

me 2 you 0

catch up scrubs

# ? Dec 5, 2016 15:59

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Smash it Smash hit posted:

This is a god damned game changer.

# ? Dec 5, 2016 17:09

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

GORDON posted:

This is a god damned game changer.

there is literally no going back friend.

# ? Dec 5, 2016 17:12

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

Smash it Smash hit posted:

there is literally no going back friend.

because we are too fat to turn around

# ? Dec 5, 2016 17:38

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

scott zoloft posted:

because we are too fat to turn around

life is gooooood

# ? Dec 5, 2016 17:42

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

I horribly burned a party pizza this weekend because I was drunk... Please forgive Smash

# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:07

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Captain Yossarian posted:

I horribly burned a party pizza this weekend because I was drunk... Please forgive Smash

no problem amigo the good thing about party pizzas is that not only are they delicious but they are cheap too! if it was a digornos you would be out almost 10 bucks for that very reasonable mistake!

# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:11

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

scott zoloft posted:

i'm glad there's a thread about pizza on the first page again

# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:12

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

here is your weekly 'monday afternoon pizza haiku'

ding ding! timer chiming
scent of a party wafts up
now my tears are dried

# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:30

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Mozi posted:

here is your weekly 'monday afternoon pizza haiku'

ding ding! timer chiming
scent of a party wafts up
now my tears are dried

thank you, i needed this

# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:31

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Smash it Smash hit posted:

no problem amigo the good thing about party pizzas is that not only are they delicious but they are cheap too! if it was a digornos you would be out almost 10 bucks for that very reasonable mistake!

Thank you. I will never buy a digorno so rest assured that mistake won't happen

# ? Dec 5, 2016 19:22

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

That could actually be quite good, if the they used naan, rather than traditional pizza dough, for the crust.

I like to use naan to scoop up palak paneer, so why not just eliminate the middle man (me) and combine them in the kitchen? I'd be totes down for gnashing that Dehli Za!

lol Pollack peener

# ? Dec 5, 2016 19:24

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

why are party pizzas square now
wtf kinda party is square

# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:42

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

shoophobo posted:

why are party pizzas square now
wtf kinda party is square

this kinda Za, cha cha

# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:47

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

i live a life with a great wife and we work hard to prepare and cook nutritious and tasty meals for our family. this is the way things should be, this is good.

but deep down, looking at those meals cooked with love, sometimes I don't want them at all. instead I find myself slipping away to a beautiful daydream where I don't need to care for my body or set a good example for children. a world where I can just get all my nutritional intake by scarfing on loving delicious party pizzas of multiple varieties

whenever they leave town I am sad to see them go.....but my sadness is quickly eradicated by the consumption of party pizzas non-stop

appreciate the party pizzas folks. appreciate their goodness each time you have the opportunity to join the party.

# ? Dec 8, 2016 05:36

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Tato posted:

i live a life with a great wife and we work hard to prepare and cook nutritious and tasty meals for our family. this is the way things should be, this is good.

but deep down, looking at those meals cooked with love, sometimes I don't want them at all. instead I find myself slipping away to a beautiful daydream where I don't need to care for my body or set a good example for children. a world where I can just get all my nutritional intake by scarfing on loving delicious party pizzas of multiple varieties

whenever they leave town I am sad to see them go.....but my sadness is quickly eradicated by the consumption of party pizzas non-stop

appreciate the party pizzas folks. appreciate their goodness each time you have the opportunity to join the party.

# ? Dec 8, 2016 05:42

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

yeah man they fixed the totinos so it fits in the toaster oven which is hell yea

# ? Dec 8, 2016 05:45

Luxury Communism: Aug 22, 2015; by Lowtax

wtb 8-11 slices of cheese pizza for btc pst

# ? Dec 8, 2016 06:10

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Or just go get a $5 hot-n-ready and turn on some x-mas music.

they should make a combo where you get a hot n ready and crazy bread and call it "hot n bready"

# ? Dec 8, 2016 06:18

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like to wait until monday to stuff my full face full of half price dominos

# ? Dec 8, 2016 06:32

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

signalnoise posted:

yeah man they fixed the totinos so it fits in the toaster oven which is hell yea

this is a game changer.

# ? Dec 8, 2016 14:06

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

A misanthrope posted:

do you still like pizza?

grab em by the pizza

# ? Dec 8, 2016 14:16

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Smash it Smash hit posted:

this is a game changer.

we're not playing hockey anymore, folks

# ? Dec 8, 2016 14:44

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

hello is this the #pizzagate thred

# ? Dec 8, 2016 15:38

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Not sure why it's not on youtube:

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/pizza-party-facegang-2-57253

# ? Dec 8, 2016 15:45

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Not sure why it's not on youtube:

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/pizza-party-facegang-2-57253

hm so this is the rap music people speak so highly of? i like it.

# ? Dec 8, 2016 15:54

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

None pizza left beef looks like a cat poo poo on a tortilla cut into quarters

# ? Dec 9, 2016 06:31

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

This guy Seinfeld or Infidel IDK is acting like you can make a good burger like you can make a GOOD AS gently caress Totino's Party Pizza in 10-12 minutes LMBOACO (LMBO And Cock Off)

# ? Dec 12, 2016 04:50

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Chief McHeath posted:

This guy Seinfeld or Infidel IDK is acting like you can make a good burger like you can make a GOOD AS gently caress Totino's Party Pizza in 10-12 minutes LMBOACO (LMBO And Cock Off)

Who is this dumb rear end?

# ? Dec 12, 2016 05:29