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Jared Kush
Mar 4, 2015

by zen death robot
-The Crow but as a sassy and surprisingly crude jewess

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
It's been almost five years now. I'd say we're ripe for an Inception remake.

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
remake the ghostbusters remake but this time they are ghosts

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
Spies Like Us reboot with Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Ghostbusters 2

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Palpek posted:

Ghostbusters 2

This would be loving AWESOME.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Enemy Mine

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


My dad was security guard for the poo poo they shot in Iceland. They very smartly just left all the really expensive equipment unattended in unlocked shacks or some poo poo and the natives of course stole it so they then hired my dad, who had no prior experience in any sort of security work, to stand around and watch it when they weren't shooting. Then they didn't end up using anything they shot in Iceland.

I am basically Hollywood royalty.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I think it's time for a Citizen Kane reboot.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

FreudianSlippers posted:

My dad was security guard for the poo poo they shot in Iceland. They very smartly just left all the really expensive equipment unattended in unlocked shacks or some poo poo and the natives of course stole it so they then hired my dad, who had no prior experience in any sort of security work, to stand around and watch it when they weren't shooting. Then they didn't end up using anything they shot in Iceland.

I am basically Hollywood royalty.

it's a really underrated and forgotten movie

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I think a Blade reboot, in light of Deadpool showing R-rated superhero movies can work, would be a good choice.

Jared Kush
Mar 4, 2015

by zen death robot

Instead of a mine the enemy would be the fans of the original film

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
I really want to say The Great Silence/Il Grande Silenzio but I know the audience is so loving dumb now the first meeting would be like "what if we made him wear cooler clothes...and talk?"

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Breakfast At Tiffany's could use a revisit, but gender switched. Melissa McCarthy can be Ms. Yunioshi

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Babylon 5. It's been twenty years, give or take. Let's see a sequel with Sheridan and Delenn's son. It will suck but I still want it.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Put Bill Murray in a Blob remake and call it What About the Blob?

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Leavemywife posted:

I think a Blade reboot, in light of Deadpool showing R-rated superhero movies can work, would be a good choice.

Greenlit.

Make it a remake of Blade 3, swap the genders, add some dubstep and bullet time, maybe a scene at a 7/11 where someone with headphones gets a nice refreshing coke while blade kills vampires in the background.

In theaters 2018.

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.
They need to remaster Revolutionary Girl Utena like they are Sailor Moon.

...poo poo, this isn't ADTRW. Sorry!

Jenner fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Dec 4, 2016

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

It's been almost 20 years since they released Titanic, they need to remake that poo poo in 3-D and have it be a space ship in space so instead of drowning and hypothermia (not very action packed at all imo) everyone's dying from explosive decompression.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
I believe a remake of Star Wars : A New Hope is in order.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

T r a v i s posted:

Instead of a mine the enemy would be the fans of the original film

who is this Mickey Mouse?

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Skoll posted:

I believe a remake of Star Wars : A New Hope is in order.

They just did that last year.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Woden
May 6, 2006
Spiderman could do with another origin story and since they're not going to do a black Spiderman they could at least Ghostbusters it.

Should keep the name though, for branding.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Woden posted:

Spiderman could do with another origin story and since they're not going to do a black Spiderman they could at least Ghostbusters it.

Should keep the name though, for branding.

to quote the man,, that was Einstein

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

extra stout posted:

I really want to say The Great Silence/Il Grande Silenzio but I know the audience is so loving dumb now the first meeting would be like "what if we made him wear cooler clothes...and talk?"

psh haha yeah man if only the wisdom of the masses hadn't degenerated like postchristian rome and everyone could appreciate how cool this obsucre 60s spaghetti western is, like us, the smart ones

chernobyl kinsman fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Dec 4, 2016

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Braveheart 2: Brave Hearter

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 4 days!)

Duel. Only know he's being chased by an autonomous truck and his prius is almost out of battery.

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Twister. A tornado travels across 15 states while Bill Paxton tries to fling a garbage pail full of Coke can thingers at it for some reason. Also the tornado hits my hometown and the tornado sirens go off and I get scared :(

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Series 7: The Contenders could probably support a franchise in this day and age

DoctorG0nzo
May 28, 2014
Memento

Nah too ridiculous hahahahaahahaha

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
Seven Samurai, but as a romcom.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
The Goonies. This time, leave the octopus in there.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

yo mamma a Horus posted:

remake the ghostbusters remake but this time they are ghosts

And they're all named Buster.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Been a long time since anybody's done anything with Groundhogs Day, Ave we're guaranteed a few TV deals a year. Any chance we can force Bill into a cameo?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Jaws but with Gilbert Gottfried as Quint the shark hunter.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
Remake Bolero except with Seth Rogen.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
schindlers list but this time the jews are millenials

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




The breakfast club where the gently caress you dad guy shoots up the school instead

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Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
Fast Times at Ridgemont High has good name recognition and it's old enough that a majority of modern audiences probably haven't seen it. Ripe for a terrible remake.

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