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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

fishmech posted:

It's an overgrown office park. It's basically the same population as Cherry Hill, only instead of the big mall there's more stubby offices.

It has a condensed downtown, it has history going back to the 17th century.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Force customers of B&N to run "The Gauntlet".

To reach the registers and buy a book, they must carry a container on their head and run through two parallel lines of employees throwing refrigerator magnets, keychains, miniature figurines, pocket-sized puzzles, nasty candy, wacky pens, and all the other worthless crap they already seem to want you to buy more than books.

Anything that lands in the container, the customer must purchase. Presumably these items will be stocking stuffer gifts for a wall-eyed nephew, or birthday presents for a coworker who takes loud smelly dumps and forgets to flush.

If the customer makes it to the register without anything landing in the container, they will be allowed to buy their book and only their book. However, they must sign up for a store credit card.

Teriyaki Hairpiece fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Nov 22, 2018

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Amazon is getting worse and worse and it doesn't make a lot of sense.

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