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Finally the long national nightmare is over. Thanks Blarghalt for bringing us true suffering in visual novel form. Also yeah kinda just have to filter out a lot of the words and talking because it just never let up at the end. Also what the hell happened to Max? Is she still a dictator-class rear end in a top hat or since acheron took over the company she's Just A Thing Somewhere I Guess. All those words about everyone else but nothing on something actually kind of important like that? Goddamn Klace sucks.
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This game was an offense against storytelling. Your Let's Play, however, never failed to delight. Thank you, Blarghalt!
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Jun 13, 2017 06:50
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You've done God's work, Blarghalt.
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Jun 13, 2017 07:01
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Jesus loving christ.  I had to explain to my wife why I kept audibly cringing while reading the actual text of the game, then bursting out laughing at Blarghart's commentary and all the amazing thread art. Seriously though the people involved in this vomitus have some seriously frightening behavioral issues.
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Jun 13, 2017 22:45
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Just caught up with this amazing thread. It's been a real pleasure.
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Jun 14, 2017 05:15
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I just saw klace lol
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Jun 30, 2017 16:49
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How was he doing
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Jun 30, 2017 16:50
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Also, why?
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Jun 30, 2017 17:04
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http://www.ursamajorawards.org/ This game is up for an award in an hour. I assume Klace is there in person. Say hi to the nazifurs.
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Jun 30, 2017 20:04
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Ugh. At least tell me the award is explosive and he has to choose which of his fursuits gets bombed.
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Best Game Computer or console games, role-playing games, board games. Major \ Minor (Developer: Klace; Publisher: Steam; October 11) Runners-Up (in descending number of votes) • Pokémon Sun & Moon (Developer: Game Freak; Publishers: Nintendo and the Pokémon Company; November 18) • Overwatch (Developer and Publisher: Blizzard Entertainment; May 24)) • Stories: The Path of Destinies (Developer and Publisher: Spearhead Games; April 12) • Bear Simulator (Developer and Publisher: Farjay Studios; February 26)
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Jul 1, 2017 11:08
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Ahaha did they really?
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Jul 1, 2017 11:30
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Perfect
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Jul 1, 2017 12:25
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Furries. Furries never change.
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Jul 1, 2017 13:53
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Someone should tell Trump about furries. The result would probably be comedy gold.
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Jul 1, 2017 14:15
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RearmingStrafbomber posted:Best Game Is Stories good? I saw an hour of game play footage and it seemed like it had potential.
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Jul 1, 2017 15:18
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RearmingStrafbomber posted:Best Game This will do wonders for his ego! 
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Jul 1, 2017 15:21
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I feel like that's the perfect capstone for the thread.
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Jul 1, 2017 16:28
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Furries get the stories they deserve, I guess.
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Jul 1, 2017 16:29
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I hate this. I hate that complete failure and obvious abuse of the system is being rewarded. I hate that people think this is actually any form of fascinating other than bile. I hate that this is going to set a precedent for impressionable game-makers to follow. I hate that furries have such a lust for acknowledgement, that they'd choose the deepest valley to die in, just because it represents the culture they claim to be so proud of.
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Jul 1, 2017 18:19
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Oh God I can already see it. The "Award Winning" game Major/Minor. Hes gong to have that plastered over everything. gently caress him, gently caress his "game', and gently caress this shame of an award.
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bman in 2288 posted:I hate this. I hate that complete failure and obvious abuse of the system is being rewarded. I hate that people think this is actually any form of fascinating other than bile. I hate that this is going to set a precedent for impressionable game-makers to follow. I hate that furries have such a lust for acknowledgement, that they'd choose the deepest valley to die in, just because it represents the culture they claim to be so proud of. Actually, didn't it win this award before? I could've sworn I've read about in this thread, but it might just be nausea-induced deja vu.
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The saddest part is that the only other game with a real furry aesthetic, Stories: The Path of Destinies, looks pretty decent. Hell, I recently picked up an RPG called Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom and it's loving fantastic (minus the part where it uses parry/just defense when the enemies don't have telegraphed attacks). I'm betting that Major/Minor won because it was probably the only game where the creator was even aware of the nomination, and social media did the rest.
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Jul 1, 2017 19:48
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And given Klace is more than willing to suck up, rewards like that are likely rife with grift
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Jul 1, 2017 19:50
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Boo. Boo I say.
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Jul 1, 2017 20:34
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Is... is this actually that big a deal?
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I doubt it, but knowing how much it will feed Klace's ego is pretty infuriating in its own right.
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Jul 1, 2017 20:54
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It's just some nothing furry popularity contest, who cares.
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Waffleman_ posted:It's just some nothing furry popularity contest, who cares. It matters solely because it lets Klace think that he did anything remotely considered a good job. Or a mediocre job. And it also makes people think that this game is worth any amount of money.
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I just binged the thread over the course of like a week and a half and I simultaneously regret nothing and everything 
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Did he get to make a speech because he is literally the only one who would actually show up at that ceremony?
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I finally remembered this LP was a thing after I got angry at it. Please tell me you're going to get this archived.
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Croccers posted:I finally remembered this LP was a thing after I got angry at it. Please tell me you're going to get this archived. I'm hoping for this too. I want to drive my non-goon friend insane.
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Croccers posted:I finally remembered this LP was a thing after I got angry at it. Please tell me you're going to get this archived. I sent the request for this to be archived. Between this and Johnny Test, I think it makes for a compelling case for the invasion of Canada. For their own good, you see.
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If this LP can stop just one person from making a terrible mistake in purchasing this game, then it will all have been worth it. You're making the world a better place, Blarghalt.
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That true ending YouTube video Blarghalt did made the entire thread worthwhile, along with the awesome fanart. Long live Rabies "Cogface" "gently caress you Kila" McFutts.
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PiCroft posted:That true ending YouTube video Blarghalt did made the entire thread worthwhile, along with the awesome fanart. Pretty much this yeah. That video hade everything so, so worth the physical pain of sitting through that tripe.
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I just watched the true ending video again, and I'm wondering why Blarghalt doesn't list the video. Unless it's to stop people from thinking this game is worth the money, or to even prevent people from knowing about the game.
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bman in 2288 posted:I just watched the true ending video again, and I'm wondering why Blarghalt doesn't list the video. Unless it's to stop people from thinking this game is worth the money, or to even prevent people from knowing about the game. Klace has a pretty bad habit of interpreting any mention of his game as a endorsement, no matter how obviously negative it is. So no ego boost for him.
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