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What kind of a place is a town called Bright gently caress, and what sort of game would take place there?
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 05:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 11:26 |
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EponymousMrYar posted:I am a master writer ingwit posted:Johnny Fiveaces powered down the magnabike with a not quite unhearble hum and checked his chronometer. “drat.” he hissed threw his clinched teeth which were surrounded by the stubble of five days where in he had not shaven himself at all. It was almost chromodawn at Clashpoint. Alreddy the sun was sitting Walliston’s Hill ah blaze like so much molten meddle or a coin, gyreating in the air, tossed there by the uncaring hand of an imaginary god that doesn’t exist, borne from the interior minds of the hobbled masses. The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange. drat, he, Johnny, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of time travail but ironically the only time now is the time of which we’re out of. It’s almost humorous. Yeah, I could almost laugh, if I hadn’t cried that part of me away when my parents were maccasared by Dr. Malaprop and the government sanctioned murderers of “CAPITAL”.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 08:11 |
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CJacobs posted:Quoting this again to say that I have recut and re-uploaded the cut commentary version of the first episode. It now has much less talking over the characters. In later episodes of the LP (and episodes of Alan Wake) this will not be as much of a problem because it's mostly Alan by himself, but the game's introduction and other parts where you're just walkin' around Bright Falls are pretty full of dialogue for us to jabber over. So I have rectified the issue by cutting/changing some of the commentary to not be in the way of the game anymore. It is a versatile letter.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 22:38 |
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Well, under those 20 layers of clothing and his seemingly-human skin, Alan is actually a manifestation of coffee that has forgotten itself. At the end of the last LP Convergence, he was sundered and isolated in thermoses and this Alan shell, and the darkness in his nightmares is his true black coffee self seeking to destroy his human identity and reassert itself. The Alan persona fights back with creamer in the form of shining light into the darkness but he is also unknowingly restoring the coffee with his thermos collecting.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 01:44 |
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White Coke posted:WACGWIANAOLJLAJacobs. It all makes sense now.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 09:10 |
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Comrade, please! We have noticed you, this is not necessary!
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 03:24 |
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Are you going to have an all-manuscripts video where it speeds up every time Alan and his 40 layers of clothing write something needlessly complex?
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 09:33 |
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But who is the Sluice Master here?
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 14:19 |
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KieranWalker posted:And maybe lay off the tweed.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 01:53 |
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If you want to keep fishing but have a problem with hooks in faces you could clamp down the barb with pliers. I mean, it doesn't completely resolve the hooks in faces part but it comes out easier.CJacobs posted:
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 06:32 |
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CJacobs posted:Something Awful poster Fish Noise, who I do enjoy so much: you may be happy to know that The Binding of Isaac finally officially supports modding with lua and stuff. That means that I can finally make that fan art you drew back in the Dead Space 3 thread a reality!
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 10:42 |
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JT Jag posted:Subliminal messages in an LP? That's just absurd
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 08:34 |
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Those 320 jackets serve as protective padding for falling off of all those cliffs.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 21:19 |
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CJacobs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwJvDBs_Jz0
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 06:08 |
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CJacobs let Let's Play Let It Die die, leading to carstream, which then revealed that: The C stands for Car. ...it also stands for Cuack.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 22:28 |
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Since this is more or less The Current CJacobs Thread
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 01:49 |
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CJacobs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqLpCij2JcE
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 12:17 |
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 08:19 |
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value-brand cereal posted:http://cjacobs.wikia.com/wiki/Cjacobs_Wiki
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 23:34 |
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The Unlife Aquatic posted:Yeah, Alan Wake is a real labor of love. It shows in a million little ways, and they all come together to make a narrative that feels really comfortable with itself. I think my favorite little moment so far was Barry unloading on Alan. In general Barry is a character who could have really been awful, there's a real balance in his execution you don't often see in video games.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 18:26 |
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Ahahaha the Christmas lights! The C stands for Klinge, which is what Thomas Zane will do to you if you're especially bad.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 03:58 |
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Mr. Highway posted:Barry is the best. I'd love a spin-off with Barry fighting the darkness, where he doesn't actually fight because the darkness stumbles like a stooge to it's own demise every time.
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 22:08 |
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CJacobs posted:
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 12:44 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I recognize almost everyone, but who's the long-haired lover from Liverpool next to Thermy?
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 02:51 |
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From now on, I'm calling your "Like Subscribe Comment" voice the CSauce Voice.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 23:09 |
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I've lost a PSU to a one second brownout in the middle of a big project before. Everybody knows to have a surge protector, but they don't do a thing for power dips and outages, they're for the opposite phenomenon. Get you a battery backup, they are very worthwhile.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 16:50 |
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CJacobs posted:I'm playing Remedy's next narrative shooty adventure game, Quantum Break, completely blind! Come watch me make jokes about Aiden Gillen throwing people off of aircrafts and taking off big guys' masks! Quantum Break Lore: Time is an egg. Someone stuck their dick in the egg. The egg is now hosed. CJacobs Lore: CJacobs is a good egg. what does this imply for the entire stream just now?
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 23:45 |
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 04:41 |
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