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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Where do I put my dick

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Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

So what is being implied with the quotations mark around "fellow" goons? What is going on here, OP? What's your game?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Dreddout posted:

Where do I put my dick

In a blender please.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I thought this was the star trek thread and I apologize to dreddout.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Hi sid.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


how's it going deadlypie

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Not bad dude, watching some trek and enjoying legal weed. Hope everything's good with your kid.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Thinking about putting some cheese on bread and toasting it so I can eat toast with melted cheese on it.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i tried to blind it but the gem eyes resisted all laser wavelengths i could generate

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

pssh I buy salt by the kilo, good luck strange doggo

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
Looks awesome OP well done. But Dreddout's question still stands.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

FaradayCage posted:

I have designed the finest and deadliest instrument of warfare this forum has ever seen.



It has two fangs that can kill in an instant through electric shock.

A prehensile snout-maw deters would-be "highlanders" from getting close enough for a kill shot. (Cause it counter-threatens a ..."kilt"...shot....hmhmhmmmmm).

Compound eyes see through your bullshit, so goodluck trying to pettifog up a wall of that.

Backspikes. Standard. No DFA weakness here.

Extra poison tail in case two tangos need to be engaged simultaneously.

Locomotion is slime-based so as to efficiently use Earth as a shield for ~25% of the body.

can i gently caress it

whalesteak
May 6, 2013

FaradayCage posted:

Triggered...

...a better monster.





Yeah I added a few features, NBD.

You just watch your BUTT out there, alright?

It keeps your jerky warm? I approve.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Im the puddle of piss.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I think it's a 'shop guys. Last time someone posted something like this it was revealed to be a 'shop. Tread carefully.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
what type of heathen doesn't name his fair creature

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

*CYBER LOCH NECH MONSTER HAS APPEARED*

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
I recommend an appendage that allows it to implant its eggs into your chest cavity. Bonus for being bladed/barbed enabling an anal method.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Yvershek posted:

I recommend an appendage that allows it to implant its eggs into your chest cavity. Bonus for being bladed/barbed enabling an anal method.

Good idea!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
But what if a SNAKE


could unhinge its jaw FOREVER?!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
What is its protection against orbital bombardment?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Oscar Wild posted:

What is its protection against orbital bombardment?

SPINS SO FAST IT MAKES A FORCE FIELD.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Das Boo posted:


SPINS SO FAST IT MAKES A FORCE FIELD.



We are all doomed. Our only hope is that such a pitiful species as homo sapiens sapiens can out reproduce this thing.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Would it win in a fight against a manticore?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I don't know, how fast can the manticore spin?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


oh no it's going to implant its eggs in some palestinians!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Sponge Baathist posted:

Would it win in a fight against a manticore?

The one from final fantasy 14?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Jive One
Sep 11, 2001

Doesn't look like it can fly or swim so a pretty mediocre creature. Can it teleport or kill with a thought? Definitely not ultimate and in fact pretty docile.

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!
How big is it relative to a human being? I'm asking for a friend who might want to buy a few thousand for his peacekeeping forces.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Anderron Shi posted:

The one from final fantasy 14?

Tarkus

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I want to see someone gently caress it.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
How big is it's dick

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.


Anderron Shi posted:

How big is it's dick

You're looking at it.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

whalesteak posted:

It keeps your jerky warm? I approve.

My first thought too. if we forget our history we are doomed to repeat it, with jerky drawers.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Pretty good OP, voted 5 and will send this one up the chain. We'll contact you.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

whalesteak posted:

It keeps your jerky warm? I approve.

This guy gets it.

I don't want my baby getting hungry in the middle of a battle and not have access to tasty snacks.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Yeah; relevant I hope

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Can it be trained to identify terrorists, op?

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