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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Science has gone too far. Time to move to Alaska

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I love it, I'll take eight please. Thank you.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
codename


turgid boner


misson

kill the bad. guys

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I'm in class and on mobile so I can't draw I'll just show you my blueprint in ASCII

:dukedoge:
:gizz: | :fork:
. \|/
. |
. / \
:smithcloud: :smithcloud:

That's right it's legs are loving CLOUDS

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Oh poo poo I forgot. I'm retarded

Everdraed
Sep 7, 2003

spankety, spankety, spankety
Oh! I have a weapon monster (weaponster), but he doesn't like to fight:



HandPup just wants to make friends!

He loves children, they're always the most playful with him. Big People always seem so serious, trying to hide him away in dark, lonely, hard to reach places... but boy is he glad curious kids love to find him! It's like hide and seek!





Oh, the kids have found HandPup! He's just so excited that the kids are playing with him! It's so much fun, HandPup's tongue is quivering, he's vibrating, he's so darn happy he could just...

BARK! BARK!

Wow, quiet little HandPup sure got loud all of a sudden!
The kids seemed shocked by the sound, one of them even fell down!



Oh.


Oh...

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




What wacky hijinx will HandPup get into next time?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

:drat:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


thank God for you everdraed

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
can't spell disturbing without "u r" !

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Everdraed posted:

Oh! I have a weapon monster (weaponster), but he doesn't like to fight:



HandPup just wants to make friends!

He loves children, they're always the most playful with him. Big People always seem so serious, trying to hide him away in dark, lonely, hard to reach places... but boy is he glad curious kids love to find him! It's like hide and seek!





Oh, the kids have found HandPup! He's just so excited that the kids are playing with him! It's so much fun, HandPup's tongue is quivering, he's vibrating, he's so darn happy he could just...

BARK! BARK!

Wow, quiet little HandPup sure got loud all of a sudden!
The kids seemed shocked by the sound, one of them even fell down!



Oh.


Oh...

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




What wacky hijinx will HandPup get into next time?

:five:

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Yet another tragedy that could have been avoided with proper trigger locks/neutering.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
Um he doesn't need to be neutered

it's called devocalization, otherwise known as vocal chord trimming. It's not the dog it's the bark. take your trash ideas elsewhere commie

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lmao

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
I remember Zoofights...

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

FaradayCage posted:

I have designed the finest and deadliest instrument of warfare this forum has ever seen.



It has two fangs that can kill in an instant through electric shock.

A prehensile snout-maw deters would-be "highlanders" from getting close enough for a kill shot. (Cause it counter-threatens a ..."kilt"...shot....hmhmhmmmmm).

Compound eyes see through your bullshit, so goodluck trying to pettifog up a wall of that.

Backspikes. Standard. No DFA weakness here.

Extra poison tail in case two tangos need to be engaged simultaneously.

Locomotion is slime-based so as to efficiently use Earth as a shield for ~25% of the body.


The Sneak? that you??

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Everdraed posted:

Oh! I have a weapon monster (weaponster), but he doesn't like to fight:



HandPup just wants to make friends!

He loves children, they're always the most playful with him. Big People always seem so serious, trying to hide him away in dark, lonely, hard to reach places... but boy is he glad curious kids love to find him! It's like hide and seek!





Oh, the kids have found HandPup! He's just so excited that the kids are playing with him! It's so much fun, HandPup's tongue is quivering, he's vibrating, he's so darn happy he could just...

BARK! BARK!

Wow, quiet little HandPup sure got loud all of a sudden!
The kids seemed shocked by the sound, one of them even fell down!



Oh.


Oh...

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




What wacky hijinx will HandPup get into next time?

:five:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I don't understand the everdraed quote. :( someone explain

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

I don't understand the everdraed quote. :( someone explain

it is a handgun but also a puppy and one of the children shot either himself or another child and that was the barking noise and why he was all bloody afterwards

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

lazorexplosion posted:

Oh yeah great you really think you can handle this bad boy?

Yeah that's what I thought.

Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael can deal with that

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.
I think my cat brought one of those home, slightly "played with", when it last got out.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa


Not that frightening on the move, tbqh

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Tree Goat posted:



Not that frightening on the move, tbqh

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
it's all ogre now

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Tree Goat posted:



Not that frightening on the move, tbqh

pretty sure I'm not the only one that just checked that all the doors were locked.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

FaradayCage posted:

pretty sure I'm not the only one that just checked that all the doors were locked.

lol you think that will stop it

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

quote:

Indeed, Mr Freeman, those of us fortunate to have enjoyed the flower of youth during the GPE (Great Progressive Era: 1971-1976) will appreciate the enormous distinction between top-notch virtuoso musicians of unsurpassed creativity and boldness such as Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer and those humble 'technicians' who aspire to nothing greater than rehashing others' creations and fitted them to monotonous drum loops. 'Tis terribly sad to contemplate the utter absence of talent and brilliance displayed by the so-called 'stars' of today. ('Brown dwarves' seems a more appropriate designation for the mental midgets that currently pollute the media with their putrid presence.)

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

FaradayCage posted:

pretty sure I'm not the only one that just checked that all the doors were locked.

do you have stairs in your house?

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:
can we name it lambblaster210XXTheMathMasterXXcreatureofgod:christ'sawakening

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

scary

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

I'll buy em all for one gorillion dollars

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

I don't understand the everdraed quote. :( someone explain

kids don't know what guns are and just think they are a cute puppy/plaything.

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

]
very powerful monster do not steal

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/7HMAd5H.png

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Finally the power to seize the means of reproduction!

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

A new challenger has entered the arena.

How will our beloved Loch Ness Monster Bonesaw Easterbunny handle this!?

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

codename


turgid boner


misson

kill the bad. guys

:smug:

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

jesus christ please use :nms: tags next time

ass is my canvas
Jun 7, 2003

comin' down the street
I saw this before. Defeated by a giant turtle and two kids in a mini sub.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

FaradayCage posted:

I have designed the finest and deadliest instrument of warfare this forum has ever seen.



It has two fangs that can kill in an instant through electric shock.

A prehensile snout-maw deters would-be "highlanders" from getting close enough for a kill shot. (Cause it counter-threatens a ..."kilt"...shot....hmhmhmmmmm).

Compound eyes see through your bullshit, so goodluck trying to pettifog up a wall of that.

Backspikes. Standard. No DFA weakness here.

Extra poison tail in case two tangos need to be engaged simultaneously.

Locomotion is slime-based so as to efficiently use Earth as a shield for ~25% of the body.

It's still made of flesh. Checkmate, meat-filth.

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jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
That is the second baddest monster I've seen

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