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Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The real monster is someone who serves a pizza that's not a tostino's party pizza.

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem


THE PENIS IS EVIL

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

rear end is my canvas posted:

I saw this before. Defeated by a giant turtle and two kids in a mini sub.

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

chinese barbecue porp posted:

That is the second baddest monster I've seen

what's the first?

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

]

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


Mad Lupine
Feb 18, 2011

all the things you said
running through my head
I thought this thread was going to be an MRA GYOW rant about how women are taking over SA thereby ruining it but this was a pleasant surprise. Cool rat dog thing, OP.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

You bitches don't even know about my girl Steph's 'Unholy Taco'



Challengers, please gtfo...post haste

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

We are Number One but instead it's clumsy monsters all the way down

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I love the concept of fellowship as a means of bitter competition and rivalry.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

:lol:

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

FaradayCage posted:

I have designed the finest and deadliest instrument of warfare this forum has ever seen.

But what is its mission?

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC



I keep trying to make hosed up creatures but nature keeps beating me to it!

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.
It's a lover; not a fighter.

Harold Krell
Sep 10, 2011

I truly believe that anyone and everyone is capable of making their dreams come true.

:unsmigghh:

3...

2...

1...

Blast off!!!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Harold Krell posted:

3...

2...

1...

Blast off!!!



:swoon:Aw it's trying to push its own lil red button!:syoon:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

holy poo poo

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Takane posted:

The real monster is someone who serves a pizza that's not a tostino's party pizza.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Handsome Jack...?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
barnacle jim ya dummy

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Have you ever seen them in the same room together?! :tinfoil:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax




:stare:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Das Boo posted:

Have you ever seen them in the same room together?! :tinfoil:

Once.

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Dec 9, 2016

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

e:this post had a hotlink prevention thing for a half second and this post here used to say "owned" but now i don't know what to do

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

huh

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i keep thinking that this thread should be about the dylan song 'it's all over now baby blue' but then i realize that would be a very boring and bad thread instead of the thread in which i am currently posting this boring and bad post

-- bad post poster person

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

:huh::hf::confuoot:

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Mozi posted:

i keep thinking that this thread should be about the dylan song 'it's all over now baby blue' but then i realize that would be a very boring and bad thread instead of the thread in which i am currently posting this boring and bad post

-- bad post poster person

This post, too, is :five:ing monster 'toons
And it's all over now, "fellow" goons


-SA Laureate FaradayCage

Stato-Masochist fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Dec 9, 2016

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

it's us. we're... the monsters

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I'm already a monster

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Das Boo posted:

Handsome Jack...?

More like

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

SciFiDownBeat posted:

it's us. we're... the monsters

Peter Chimaera posted:

“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
you scrubs cant handle the visual of my monster but here are some stats:

25'
9999
110/100
45 degrees
3'11"
130,000.00
paleo diet
fuzzy logic 2.0
gigawatt lasers
P.O.O.T.
REDACTED
605, 337, 999, 32

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

This is the most horrifying creature yet.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

you scrubs cant handle the visual of my monster but here are some stats:

25'
9999
110/100
45 degrees
3'11"
130,000.00
paleo diet
fuzzy logic 2.0

gigawatt lasers
P.O.O.T.
REDACTED
605, 337, 999, 32

It can cook rice??

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k


god drat

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Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

yommy barbie q....

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