It's all over..."fellow" goons.

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Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Jukeboxblues posted:

hahaha you fuskcing IDIOT op check out the latest from VIMCORP INDUSTRIES WEAPON DEPARTMENT

some design features:

-Has guns
-Has a sharp beak for pecking anyone dumb enough to get up close to it
-Has an axe on its tail for slicing up dumb monsters that are slugs or whatever and think they can just walk up to it
-Has lovely muscles
-Cool dinosaur body makes it look v scary and cool at the same time
-Snake tongue for defeating icecream based foes
-Sharp teeth full of venom that will kill an elephant in 0.6 seconds
-Smokes cigars
-Designer sunglasses

Check mate idiot OP, see you on the battlefield.

he's not so bad he's pretty cool when you get to know him. he's quite stingy about splitting bills though

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Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

lazorexplosion posted:

Oh yeah great you really think you can handle this bad boy?

Yeah that's what I thought.

this will slowly turn you obese but you will continue to come back for it again andagain and every time, you will love it. like having sex with an aids riddled Natalie Portman you just dont care

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 16:38

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Um he doesn't need to be neutered

it's called devocalization, otherwise known as vocal chord trimming. It's not the dog it's the bark. take your trash ideas elsewhere commie

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 23:51

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