It's all over..."fellow" goons.

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

FaradayCage posted:

I have designed the finest and deadliest instrument of warfare this forum has ever seen.

It has two fangs that can kill in an instant through electric shock.

A prehensile snout-maw deters would-be "highlanders" from getting close enough for a kill shot. (Cause it counter-threatens a ..."kilt"...shot....hmhmhmmmmm).

Compound eyes see through your bullshit, so goodluck trying to pettifog up a wall of that.

Backspikes. Standard. No DFA weakness here.

Extra poison tail in case two tangos need to be engaged simultaneously.

Locomotion is slime-based so as to efficiently use Earth as a shield for ~25% of the body.

can i gently caress it

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Barnes And Body Works posted:

what's the first?

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