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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > It's all over..."fellow" goons.
 
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BluJay
Oct 1, 2004

I've got my eye on the finish line

FaradayCage posted:



For this guy I figured I could start with a snapping turtle and trim it down to all-business.

We take the snap, and add some viscous teeth (envenomed, lava-hot, and electrified).

Mount a rocket bottom on to the snap. Mach 3 capable.

Head-sail for rapid directional changes/heat management.

Compound eyes to see through your bullshit.

What's the red button for? I'm guessing in a pinch, that it's self destruct which detonates with the force of 7 BILLION HYDROGEN BOMBS.

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