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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

lol, just lol if people arent throwing job offers at you non-stop with no interview

:agreed:

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

google "pain letter"

my company name is a killing word

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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LeftistMuslimObama posted:

interviewing sucks and i think my wallowing in my current job has more to do with my lovely interview experiences so far and not wanting to deal with that than any kind of job satisfaction.

also that i havent gotten a bite from a single resume that i sent to a goon :)

I'm shocked that a goon project couldn't resume

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I've been working for the same organisation for 14 years. job for life. suck it.



help me

getting there, a mix of :smith:/:gbsmith:/:unsmigghh:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

a guy that works as a barrista in the bar downstairs from my office i don't think ive ever spoken to is trying to add me on linkedin, is this how people get jobs these days?

ugh, its not unusual now but tacky af

my stepdads beer posted:

a linked in recruiter pestered me three days in a row and got huffy on the third when I hadn't replied about a job for a solaris focused role. nothing on my resume indicates I know anything at all about solaris. love you linked in.

lol that i get senior java/php dev jobs from recruiters and ive been doing UI design and dev for 8+ years and dont list those as major skills. one guy is going on three years of sending me useless jobs

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Jonny 290 posted:

please rank these p-languages on the following scale: "Crucial", "Clutch", "It Is What It Is", "Problematic", or "Vader At Mustafar"

*just writes php for all of these with a feeling of resignation*

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Jonny 290 posted:

and after a while you always lose the mating one

lomarf

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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having a child is a disability, lonely hr computer man says

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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echinopsis posted:

this locum work is good money but i am alone in a motel unit right now drinking a beer by myself and welp tinder isn't being much help either :[

i bought a tube of pringles to cheer myself up but they're not doing it

please do not gently caress and cum in a pringles tube

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Stymie posted:

or you can tolerate working for bofa deez nuts

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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*makes financial software gesture*

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

flipping off the screen? or the universal gesture for "make it rain?"

first one (the platform is fifteen years old) then the other (but we need to keep developing for it)

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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echinopsis posted:

i just want to live god drat it

fffuckin :same:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Aquarium of Lies posted:

agreed, music is cool + good

or art, my design degree led to all kinds of fancy poo poo (FYI list it as usability)

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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be a developer lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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sorry that was mean be a scrum master

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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'when will you finish this story?'

*makes sharepoint gesture*

'eventually!'

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