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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
in what sector do dolphins most often find employment as programmers?

fintech

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Feb 19, 2008

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what's up with interviewers who'll listen to a ten minute speech about composition over inheritance, then ask a dumb question like "what is a static method" and not make an offer

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
the answer is there's nobody within driving distance of my home who is qualified to be my supervisor so it's all remote from here on out

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
hell yeah

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Feb 19, 2008

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JewKiller 3000 posted:

Syntax error try again:

SELECT * FROM employees ORDER BY compensation DESC LIMIT 10

it was a microsoft exec tho

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Feb 19, 2008

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Thanks Ants posted:

lol that companies think putting "pool table" as a benefit on a job listing isnt a huge red flag

look at our nerf guns

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Feb 19, 2008

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Luigi Thirty posted:

good news: this local company with an office 10 minutes from my house wants to fill 12 positions of all experience levels with C# people and Angular people to build a new ecommerce platform and they pay $60k which is good for this area

bad news: it's a weight loss MLM operation

I'm morally conflicted here

don't work for an MLM company it's loving crazy; also find a remote job and immediately start making more money than that

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
i work remote and nobody ever uses the webcam, we just use our microphones during meetings
is this typical?

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Feb 19, 2008

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DuckConference posted:

to be fair Tumblr is probably the best language for writing modern microaggression services

holy poo poo

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
that's pretty much my dream bc i scored really well on SAT but nobody ever cared about it

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
sql is a relic from the 70s which is why you should use mongodb

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
can you imagine? a whole language just to get data, why not just use these library functions

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
it's hte library card metaphor where you can pick up a row of cards by alphabet or something? does anybody even use that
just partition your table or w/e

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
just put everything into an in-memory sqlite

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
z80 or something idk

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
im learning ot use emacs rn

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
your company (getting paid nothing to do stupid things) did not fit with my career goals (getting paid a lot to do interesting things)

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Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
that's usually a winning interview strategy in my experience

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