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I 'passed' a lovely times hackerrank challenge once, just declined to proceed further and told them to fix their poo poo interview process. I'm sure they didn't.
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The Management posted:I just got a great offer in another city. on a pure numbers basis I have to take it, but considering moving the wife, buying a new house, leaving everything I have going here does not sound like a good time. remote work is not an option. I will probably have to turn them down and I will probably never again see an offer like the dump truck full of cash they're offering me. poo poo The heck did you apply/interview then?
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all recruiters are garbage fyi
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lemme check my sources on this... oh... VOTE YES ON 69 posted:all recruiters are garbage fyi
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Feb 21, 2017 17:46
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lol if you work for a startup and don't get paid figgies any company that isn't a shitheap or a pyramid scheme run by scammy bizbros will pay pretty drat close to market PLUS equity. the equity makes up for the relative uncertainty + your presumed dedication to the cause, not as an excuse to underpay the only people who should ever be ramen-poor are founders, and they have a corresponding upside
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Feb 24, 2017 22:06
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zen death robot posted:I aced my fist and only interview after being unemployed for a month and a half on full severance and got hired at a significant raise from my old job. having a niche set of skills owns sometimes cool cool so you got mad time to fix the ghost post on terrible programmer thread right?
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Feb 28, 2017 02:58
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also congrats get figgies
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Feb 28, 2017 02:59
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zen death robot posted:it's because you're a fundamentally lovely person actually the best burn itt
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Mar 1, 2017 16:08
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job posting includes the word "whining"? holy poo poo abort abort
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Mar 3, 2017 19:06
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Home office supremacy
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ratbert90 posted:I did it, guys. if you need someone to build physical servers for you: hire them immediately if you don't need that: trash immediately
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at least that is my experience with those sorts of people
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Mar 14, 2017 16:39
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Elder Postsman posted:wtf is an annual bonus
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Mar 14, 2017 16:40
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nah just playin, i actually got a bonus this year, I think for the first time ever startups 
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ADINSX posted:Not only do we not get a bonus, but I heard through the grapevine that HR was thinking about eliminating the policy to back-date raises (i.e if you had your annual performance review late feb and it concluded you deserve a raise for the year, they'll pay you the extra for the nearly two months you've worked) because "people get depressed because their paycheck goes back to normal". not backdating raises is incredibly lovely and an excellent incentive for your company to gently caress you over  if they do it
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Mar 14, 2017 19:23
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old job did profit sharing with a formula like: 25% of profits split evenly among employees, 75% of profits split on a months-worked seniority basis that capped at 3 years (it was like a 5 year old company, probably this would change) I thought it was a ncie and fair way to do it, too bad they have trouble making a profit now lmao
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proclick https://aphyr.com/posts/340-acing-the-technical-interview
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agile is good for bad places and bad for good places makes u think
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jony neuemonic posted:who cares? you're leaving anyway. protip right here it's usually not SUPER easy to get fired, just be kind of poo poo for a bit, it'll take a while to be a crisis
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yeah it takes a long time to get a good job, or rather it likely does its easy to get A job, its harder to get a GOOD job
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The Management posted:I'm drained and I didn't even do any work today
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your username really improves many of your posts, but had to eq cause 
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Bloody posted:money is a prison. seek happiness
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kdrudy posted:Yep, I got sent the study guide for the Amazon tech test and kindly told them i was no longer interested. I especially liked the recommendation to start practicing coding without an IDE for the week prior since they expect syntactically perfect code for their whiteboard portion. lmao
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echinopsis posted:"what young people need is discipline" This, except full grown adults, and ironically
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Mar 31, 2017 15:36
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once when I worked at retardo lockheed martin a manager (not mine) emailed my manager to 'tattle' that I was wearing jeans on a non-Friday. My manager didn't really care, but I swear to god this is the email that was sent: From: some idiot To: My manager Subject: VYO69 in Jeans? Body: Is today casual day? They weren't real surprised when I left, despite getting an A+ perf review
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lol if you have to commute
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PokeJoe posted:Cities are good cities are good if you have a lot of people, but people are really bad, so its kind of a catch 22
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Shaggar posted:irl high score tables. that rules haha good sir i have ruined my keyboard spewing forth the carbonated beverage which was in my mouth your humor is truly unparalleled!
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ratbert90 posted:If you don't quit and go to a new job every 3 - 5 years for a 50% bump in pay, you are doing it wrong in today's world.
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Twerk from Home posted:update: at the job I was on my way out, they just fired the entire ops team. our bus factor is now -1, nobody knows how our production environment works, and they guys they fired told the CEO i could figure it out lol real question here is why did they fire an entire team 1) why did they actually do that and 2) why did they claim they did that also lmao FrozenVent posted:so the fabled six and a half figgie is 316k? people who are bad at math use 'six and a half' figgies to mean they make 150k
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semon demon posted:hello fellow nerds didnt read the thread but after 3 lackluster interviews i just got a job at a place that uses things like source control and technology newer than classic asp and i couldnt be drunker or happier praise stallman congrats, asp sucks, drinkin 4 u
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FrozenVent posted:I had some European agency asking me for my banking details on the first application form, about ten years ago. headshots + bio details are normal some countries it is very awkward when you as an american page through those resumes 'what the gently caress? why is this guy telling me he's 5'10" and married?'
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Sapozhnik posted:dont touch computers
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Iverron posted:HackerRank not showing why a test failed in the middle of a timed interview quiz is highly stressful. protip when they send you a link to a hackerrank send them back an email that says "we've decided to take this job search in a different direction, thanks for your time, dont email, peace"
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PierreTheMime posted:the housing costs in nyc are soulcrushing so I dunno. not a huge fan of pulling the 4-person family in a 1br-1b on a four story walkup scenario how many figgies? living in a 2br-1b walkup would be a totally reasonable thing an upper middle class computer toucher 4 person family would do in NYC CoL is a retarded equivalency because dumb people do the math like: 'I live in a 3k sft house, my mortgage is $1500/mo thus in NYC I would need to pay $15000 a month for 3k sft in SoHo, I make 70k, thus I should make 700k in NYC' 
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Twerk from Home posted:my manager had recommended that i keep it physical so that it doesn't end up getting forwarded around lol what the gently caress? who would you email it to except your manager??? are they just afraid they cant contain the secret business
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Bloody posted:if you're unwilling to just hire an obviously smart person for the job and give them a shot at picking it up you are not actually that desperate I think you mean smart not desperate I'm the job req that needs 4 years experience but not competence or intelligence or aptitude
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150k total comp is only what? 110? 120? in cash
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Sniep posted:it's deece money op yeah it is most definitely deece, but its not like 'HOILY WOW 150 TOTAL COMP'
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