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you should try being an expert computer man than can also interface with humanoids effectively, highly recommended
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also I kinda like the presentation as interview idea. at least then you can mostly control the interview instead of watching them type notes into their structured candidate feedback template on confluence
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misses phone screen "hold up. this guys good"
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amazon recruiters keep emailing now that I have two ex coworkers there, and I immediately delete the emails without reading them as is proper
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next time I interview someone I, gong to give them a fully solved algorithm and ask them to introduce the subtlest bug they possibly can
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sometimes I even fantasize about quitting jobs I like
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Hi dip poo poo, Thank you for putting up with my corny joke. I hope that brought a little laughter to your day. I am a Technical Leadership Recruiter within Amazon and came across your profile in my network. I partner with engineering teams across Amazon’s Senior Engineering community and we are seeking leaders to own and author software design and architecture, while mentoring and developing other talented engineers in our Detroit office. It would be great to connect and find out more about you and your work and career goals. We offer full relocation support from anywhere in the U.S. and Canada. Would you be interested in engineering leadership opportunities at Amazon’s Detroit office? Looking forward to hearing back from you.
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May 24, 2017 01:55
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I hope you get the apple job and escape from mumps
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Symbolic Butt posted:I'm a weird case, I don't have a degree (failed math major) but I feel like I got way more solid theory compared to my peers. Mostly from doing online courses like algorithms on coursera. But those rarely helped me much in practice other than boosting my ego. well are they all white guys or not
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May 28, 2017 22:47
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um please don't torpedo a job at apple over some salary negotiation like wtf, most terrible programmers would suck off a dog
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Jun 6, 2017 01:30
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why don't you just post the offer
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Jun 6, 2017 01:32
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goddamnit I think I might start interviewing gently caress interviewing
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Jul 22, 2017 02:50
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better luck next time Perhaps you have dodged the bullet by... not getting a job that requires C++?
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Jul 29, 2017 00:06
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I submitted my piss to get mad figs and I’d do it again I was sure I’d fail so I told my new employer I was taking two weeks vacation and couldn’t piss until after and they were like yeah whatever
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Sep 10, 2017 18:10
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time to leave
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Oct 2, 2017 19:56
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digital nomads man
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Oct 4, 2017 06:22
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have you ever committed from the countryside
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I have an extreme fear of timed coding exercises and I think I have to do one for a new job I really want. stayed up all night trying to solve some dumb simple array exercise in constant space and I just choke and choke and choke gently caress me
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