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big scary monsters posted:no, that's exactly the opposite of what im saying. i'm saying computer science is a badly misnamed branch of mathematics, and should probably be renamed and taught by maths departments instead of engineering faculties or whatever. then have a separate course for programming and databases and networks and so on, call it computing maybe Where did you do your cs degree ?
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 00:40 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 05:00 |
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BONGHITZ posted:top 50 BSc CS
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 01:53 |
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I lead a team that were fairly widely dispersed and we used hangouts which helped but stillfart simpson posted:yosposter doesnt understand the value of actual face to face human interaction.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 22:26 |
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mishaq posted:hft should be illegal * finance industry apologist crashes through doors, runs in knocking over chairs , out of breaths says * "Actually"
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 19:02 |
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Plank Walker posted:you can always do what one of my excoworkers did and lobby hard for projects in areas you want to learn, half-complete them, and leave the company for the job you want, forcing everyone else to pick up your slack
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 00:11 |
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poty posted:hmm im getting mixed signals Seriously don't do it.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 18:43 |
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:i would like to work in The Culture please Today I'm going to gland "gives a gently caress"
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 23:32 |
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The Management posted:nobody cares about what your answer is here as long as you don't say anything negative. you are "looking for a new challenge" or "eager to learn new things and explore how other industries do this and that" etc. don't mention money and don't say you hate your job, you were passed over for a raise, your boss was a dick, etc. I used to never believe anyone was stupid enough to flunk this question till I started interviewing. All the devs I worked with before were idiots and didn't appreciate my brilliance * writes "not a good culture fit" and circles till pencil breaks *
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 22:05 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:the sweet spot for happiness & compensation & all the rest is generally at the mid-size company level. small enough so that you don't disappear into corporate ennui but big enough that they actually make money and the life of the company won't be in your hands on a daily basis mega
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 18:30 |
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VOTE YES ON 69 posted:i really just want to work on mediocre business poo poo! Wouldn't you rather be pulling all nighter crunches working for doober ( uber for dogs) in return for sweet sweet worthless equity
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 18:44 |
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Bloody posted:so I may have accidentally emailed my boss/boss's boss/HR my signed offer letter instead of my signed notice of termination today
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 17:33 |
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Bloody posted:it was a genuine accident but also genuinely owned Not so much burning bridges as napalming Congrats on the new job though
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 23:32 |
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Elder Postsman posted:this was me two and a half years ago! and then it turned out that a 50% raise was still massively underpaying me by like 20k, lmao.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 19:54 |
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Agile Vector posted:'when will you finish this story?' lmfao
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 12:16 |
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St Evan Echoes posted:a 10x is one that everyone else spends 90% of their time cleaning up after Aye lmao hey guys I did this thing in 1/10 of the time it would have taken you by writing poo poo code with no tests, with an architecture that will buckle at more than 1 request/s jre fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Jan 16, 2017 |
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I do actually know one guy who is on a completely different level to everyone else,and can produce amazing elegant code in hours. He earns a dece 6 figgies doing research for google
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 12:34 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i nailed it to the wall Offer ?
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 01:21 |
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ahmeni posted:
Reported for hacking my linkedin account
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 22:45 |
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devmd01 posted:so I did a director interview before Christmas, a team interview last week, and now they want to have a follow up phone call with one of the team members tomorrow? I'm glad I'm still in contention but what the hell, the first two should have been enough. The director interview first is a bit of a red flag
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 22:07 |
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devmd01 posted:director of it infrastructure, not exec level. Director is a specific role with legally enforced responsibilities in the UK which appears not to be the case in the US then. I've seen places where director has to micromanage every hire and its a Appointing a director requires submitting documentation to companies house for example, so its not an empty title here.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 00:22 |
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The Management posted:I had an interview on Monday. yesterday morning the recruiter notified me that they want to make an offer. now we get to have the compensation talk. How much extra are you going to ask for being the oldest person on the floor ?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 21:52 |
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quote:tests are loving bullshit. if you want a problem solved, you state it as clearly as you possibly can, you don't hide your assumptions and definitions in the preamble. if you want a problem solved, the person who's supposed to solve it should be able to ask others around them for help, at least in figuring out "from what we know of the question-asker, what are they looking for?". all my brother ever needed was to a few minutes here and there to get help in what the hell the question was driving at. I can't think of any work environment at all where that wouldn't be possible. there is no reality at all in the bizarre concept of a timed, right-answer test. Ochowie posted:That's not how problems work in the real world. I don't know what company you work for, but I don't get clearly defined problems with all assumptions and definitions predefined very often. Sometimes, it's not even possible to talk to the person who submitted the problem to be solved because that person might be able to provide anything more than a vague description/not be available for a discussion of a problem. There are legitimately bad standardized tests that people can be bad at taking (the GMAT comes to mind) but stating that someone is bad at tests because they're actually bad at problem solving is something completely different. Yeah, bullshit trick questions are annoying, but if you can't apply knowledge to anything other than the original textbook example you saw you don't actually understand it.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 22:54 |
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darthbob88 posted:Agreed. As I told my last recruiter, I can find fulfilling and interesting problems on my own time. I can't get fat stacks on my own time.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 00:23 |
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coffeetable posted:this option has a massive upside and you can structure it so it has minimal downside. you can leave your wife
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 10:04 |
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Phobeste posted:i wish hr people were in general more amenable to figuring out a way to schedule phone interviews for either lunch hours or after business. I'm dead set on leaving my current place but I still want to give them the time they're owed while I'm there Ah yes, make your interviewers miss their lunch or stay late. This will definitely ingratiate you to them.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 09:29 |
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PCjr sidecar posted:checks out, they are friends with you so they clearly have poo poo judgement #rekt
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:22 |
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Bloody posted:parking: exactly as important as treating women like people
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 17:58 |
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Munkeymon posted:laptop with a Xeon badge
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 00:05 |
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Munkeymon posted:hey I didn't pay for it No you just have to carry it and listen to the fan noise
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 00:45 |
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ratbert90 posted:I make a shitload of money though. life's far too short for that poo poo
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 00:01 |
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ratbert90 posted:nah, last year I took a full months worth of vacation days and still made shitloads of cash. Lmfao
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 12:46 |
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semon demon posted:hello fellow nerds didnt read the thread but after 3 lackluster interviews i just got a job at a place that uses things like source control and technology newer than classic asp and i couldnt be drunker or happier praise stallman
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 22:11 |
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FMguru posted:its the same reason sending a thank you email after an interview is such a good idea - A what now ?
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 17:58 |
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Blinkz0rz posted:it's been loving impossible to hire a platform (devops) engineer in boston. salary is awesome, the company is well known and great to work for, the role is cool, and we're doing a ton of sweet greenfield stuff with distributed systems but can barely get a nibble. idk wtf. Either the salary isn't awesome or your company is well known for having a toxic culture.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 18:06 |
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Blinkz0rz posted:usually i'd agree but we've been through that but already and lowered our sights significantly So it's toxic culture then ? Why aren't people turning up for our 7am / 8pm interviews ?
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 19:02 |
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hobbesmaster posted:I suspect there aren't many experienced true devops guys in Boston No true devops
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 19:04 |
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Blinkz0rz posted:i mean i don't think so Well, you're trying to hire in a major city, not paying peanuts and no-one wants to know. You don't have some stupid 5 interview & take home execise process ?
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 19:12 |
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The Management posted:lots of here.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 19:17 |
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quote:Hiring has not been their #1 priority given deadlines
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 19:18 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:not really Hiring right now is loving brutal, and if you're letting a good hire get away because you read the mythical man month last week, loving lol
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