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LeftistMuslimObama posted:i specifically declined a goon offer for a job reference there because dc ppl just can't stop murdering queers. wtf dc. huh? dc is like the gayest city in the us
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 05:10 |
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Smythe posted:at least it is inside of its pizza parlors hehe hehe the dude that went there was the literal embodiment of
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 05:23 |
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fart simpson posted:yah we already know you live there txt me
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 06:49 |
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The Management posted:D.C. is two different cities: rich white people and students city, and poor black people city. just stay in the right one and you won't get murdered. lol there's no poor black city anymore
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 06:50 |
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ahmeni posted:lol at moving from a socialist paradise to a brutal capitalist hellhole
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 14:13 |
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Bloody posted:the hr person just emailed me and said "you sent me the wrong thing!" lol
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 23:32 |
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if the hr person is cool and didn't tell anyone else about your epic fuckup you should buy them expensive drinks and then gently caress and cum in them regardless of gender
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 23:33 |
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The Management posted:I liked my job a lot and had golden handcuffs for a while there so moving was not really an option. these days they aren't quite handcuffs anymore and while I still do some cool poo poo I bet I could find plenty of interesting stuff elsewhere golden handcuffs own
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 00:09 |
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triple sulk posted:the airport is pretty bad and you really do have to drive everywhere. f you want to be in downtown phoenix you can probably get something decent for cheap. it seems extremely boring there though so unless you really like the family you have in that area i wouldn't move if you aren't feeling super great about it to begin with. sounds exactly like dallas/houston
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 23:44 |
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carry on then posted:e: also people who say it's boring, what do you like to do? lmao
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 00:51 |
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carry on then posted:sorry that trying to help people erodes your "hate on everything you don't know" i guess im sorry you're unable to grasp how soulless and terrible suburban sprawl is
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 01:09 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:talked to the internal recruiter: i may not have to move to tempe, they may just have me go out and stay there for a month while I onboard. that would megaown arizona is a terrible state that no one should live in
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 21:27 |
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 23:53 |
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ahmeni posted:
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 23:55 |
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lol if your resume has ever been anything but a formality for some checkbox hr requires
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 02:14 |
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jony neuemonic posted:who cares, stack the paper. The Management posted:this is correct. bonus is for work already done. if you did the work, you deserve the bonus.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 20:23 |
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companies that only give you your year's worth of 401k match in one lump sum at the end of the year are the worst
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 20:24 |
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krooj posted:is this a thing? yep, i know people who have worked at companies that do this usually its a cost cutting measure that fucks over people that leave/are fired before the end of the year thankfully never worked at one personally
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 21:51 |
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lol if youre ever productive in your job
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 02:05 |
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my company has a shitload of vps and directors lol
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 03:26 |
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VOTE YES ON 69 posted:Accept both offers. Actually work at which of the three jobs you want the most. Collect 3 paychecks as long as possible. i worked at a dying dinosaur company that autoconverted you to a remote employee if you didn't badge in a certain number of times a month to reduce real estate costs at some of our bigger locations seems like that + having a manager in a different area would be fantastic cover to hold 2-3 jobs down simultaneously remotely
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 23:02 |
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lol if youre important enough of a cog in any massive corporate machine for anyone to notice you beyond your direct management
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 23:16 |
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a promotion that includes more responsibility without more money is a punishment a promotion with just a title change without more money is an insult
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 16:01 |
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mega agreedo about never giving up your current salary
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 17:47 |
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lol if you werent born with a silver spoon in your mouth just lmao
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 04:37 |
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best bs corporate position these days is "evangelist" honorable mention to the "futurist" aol had on staff but bs c-level positions are different
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 06:12 |
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lol if your mattress isn't stuffed to the brim with cash
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 07:12 |
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if you touch computers and can't save 20k you are Bad With Money™
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 04:16 |
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FrozenVent posted:payroll had to withhold an extra $15 from my last check because of some gently caress up on their end, triggered an official notice and etc lol
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 00:41 |
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Bhodi posted:it's just a single page with "NO SELFIES!!!!" written in underlined 30pt font lol
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 21:59 |
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Bloody posted:lol if your interview to offer turnaround time is only four weeks, just lol
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 19:01 |
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except for my first job, every job ive had since has been due to cronyism but even when the job is essentially guaranteed upfront its always taken 1+ months for the bureaucracy of HR and poo poo to go forward
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 19:03 |
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poty posted:lol if you have social skills and network with people like some sort of self-pimp they come to me
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 20:17 |
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Dislike button posted:so im moving to florida now
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 16:02 |
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The Management posted:so a Microsoft recruiter hit me up, which usually goes directly to trash. but since I'm actually looking I talked to him and had him send me the position details he thinks I fit. "Software Engineer II". lmao. on a scale of I to what?
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 23:07 |
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The Management posted:1 and 2 are basically no experience. 3 and 4 are senior engineers. 5 is principal engineer which is the highest most people will ever get. I haven't been a 2 over in 15 years. im a hb9
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 07:36 |
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The Management posted:my friend who works there convinced me to talk to them. it was interesting and I'm glad I went. and I talked to the wife. we can't see a way to make it work dump wife, pay alimony based on old salary, make more with new salary
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 02:13 |
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The Management posted:isn't driving down wages the entire point of h1bs? not adjusting the minimum salary to inflation is
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 21:24 |
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big scary monsters posted:interviewing and job hunting is garbage
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 01:05 |
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The Management posted:lmao that's not golden handcuffs.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 23:01 |