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triple sulk posted:I sent my resume out for the hell of it to one place where I could do c# remotely, mostly just to get a sense of how strong it looks to other companies these days, and had a response (presumably from the CEO) within a few hours (this is pared down in spots so as to not copy it wholesale) that sounds pretty good from an interview standpoint.
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JewKiller 3000 posted:which private address space is better for what? what the gently caress does that question even mean the interviewer is probably a mac user and just discovered ip addresses.
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Shaman Linavi posted:the Epic test was fun because it was like "here is a totally made up language lets see if you can figure it out" and it was actually a bunch of MUMPS questions lol
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if I see p-langs on a resume it goes straight into the trash
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Maximo Roboto posted:is there any way to get paid as much if not more than a dev, but not be a tech. generally the alternate suggestions are pm is about convincing the parties involved that your planning is right. this can be by bringing evidence to back your timelines based on resources and past performance, or it could be lying though your teeth in the most convincing manner until you get put on a different project.
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it shouldn't but it inevitably will
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Learn this one weird trick to get your finances in order! Creditors hate this!!!!
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big scary monsters posted:it's a pretty hosed up story, but otoh maybe they saw the header image on his blog cos that would make me doubt he's a legit software engineer also yeah lol @ anyone using python or other p-langs
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Luigi Thirty posted:good news: this local company with an office 10 minutes from my house wants to fill 12 positions of all experience levels with C# people and Angular people to build a new ecommerce platform and they pay $60k which is good for this area probably a pretty easy gig you could do in ur spare time. angular sucks tho.
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Do the interview but teach them garbage like node.js
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That's a pretty good adult test. If they can't come up w/ an office appropriate joke there's probably something wrong w/ them.
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The Management posted:actually money is incredibly freeing. it's not having money that's the prison.
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Twerk from Home posted:in case somebody here doesn't know what ghost bikes are, they're this irl high score tables. that rules
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mishaq posted:yeah don't bike on us roads because they're massive, people speed well in excess of the high speed limits, everyone is texting and driving, and the barrier to getting a drivers license is laughably low speed limits are arbitrarily set for monetary gain and have no relation to safety. the road was built with a specific speed in mind and drivers will naturally drive at that speed. bicycles are not capable of traveling at safe speeds with normal traffic and thus have no business on the road.
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:Shaggar I like you but I need to understand what makes you think cars have an inherent right to exist over a bicycle. cars are useful transportation and bicycles are not. the problem is that even if you were to design slow "roads" for bicycles now you're in the same range as pedestrians. since pedestrians outnumber bicycles they would get priority on any such mixed use paths. and in most cases you don't really have a lot of room for all of this so the priority would go to paths and roadways pedestrians and cars.
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I think a better question is why do you think bicycles should be allowed on the roads when they clearly cannot be operated safely?
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bicycles wouldn't be a replacement for cars in cities though. subway/elevated rail is the only proper replacement.
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I think the lesson should be to peel back car usage in non-ideal circumstances, meaning any trip that is A) Not long distance, and B) not mandated via a health concern or handicap. its impossible to design roads to be mixed use between cars and bicycles since cars are infinitely more capable than bicycles. My premise is when deciding what to do with limited space, you should give it to cars as they are the more effective transport.
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The Management posted:lol 8am. someone should tell this guy he's hiring engineers 8am means the contact at the company doesn't have time to do it during the day which means they are bad at scheduling. probably avoid.
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Iverron posted:Holy poo poo, this job offer for computer touching is contingent on a physical and immunizations, never mind the piss harvesting. immunizations i could understand (esp in CA) but lol @ physical + drug testing
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qirex posted:marketing is bullshit but it has measurable goals at least, lol
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in your exit interview explain how the Linux creates a hostile work environment.
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mishaq posted:wtf is devops yes but with whatever the current script fads are ex: ruby based deployments lol
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mishaq posted:id rather live in boston than sf 4 sure
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cis autodrag posted:i aced the ruby test some recruiter gave me and i dont even know ruby. then i bombed their phone screen because i "seemed hesitant" aka "i actually pause to think before i answer questions". sounds like you dodged a bullet.
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also because of the ruby. and also because honestly it sounds like bs and they had maybe less kosher reasons
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"culture fit" is way too obvious these days so they gotta come up w/ something else
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SSIS is great for dumb excel poo poo
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Iverron posted:I asked how many weeks developers typically take off per year at my last interview with an "unlimited" company and the response was "generally we don't take off weeks, just long weekends". Probably for the best I didn't get an offer from there. ssis is really fuckin good.
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industrial PLCs were iot before iot complete with totally idiotic security ideas. they're probably pretty fun to work on tho.
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hah, i didn't even consider cell access. all the people I know who deal w/ them (ex: my brother) have them open to the internet on consumer grade connections.
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atleast if you're selling the modem w/ the PLC equipment you could also mandate a firewhale and some kind of vpn.
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report to whom? for loans its just salary cause they care about cash flow
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for financial poo poo they'll ask you for exactly what they need and you should give it to them. lying about it is very bad as it gives the other party a mechanism to put more liability on to you.
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you can provide the details to the banker and they will decide how relevant it is. theoretically it is a form of income.
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DuckConference posted:to be fair Tumblr is probably the best language for writing modern microaggression services
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or just tell them you wanted a phone that has an os as clowny as ios 7+ but that had a headphone jack.
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