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This is going to be my last Niners home game.  Actually, I have a seat for it, if anybody wants to come laugh with a goon.
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rjmccall posted:This is going to be my last Niners home game. Sure, how much? Edit I was waiting at my phone, hoping rjmccall would reply "free, I'll PM you" because I'm so witty and I wanted to be like, "I meant how much will you pay me.  " but now it is getting too late and I have to go to sleep, and I don't want some other goon to not take him up on his offer. Have fun at the game, hope you guys don't win (so you can get the #1 pick, it would own if you poo poo housed the Jets). Also I hope someone goes with you. I'm still bummed I missed out last time.
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whypick1 posted:Sure, gently caress it, why not? shooooooook https://twitter.com/ConorOrr/status/805996639055912960
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Chichevache posted:Sure, how much? free, I'll PM you
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Dwayne Bowe needs better socks. Or. it use shorts.
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Dwayne Bowe owns a strip club in detroit?
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If I'm using this contraption right, Go The Following Teams!: Raiders Chargers Cardinals Titans Patriots Because I want the Chargers to stay mathematically still in it when they play the Raiders week 15, so I don't feel cheated by how much I payed for tickets to that game.
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Chichevache posted:From the last N/V, but I'd be remiss if I didn't call Fiz out for this. And i hope we get to see the picture of Chosen standing between his dad in an intentionally torn shirt and his mother 8 months pregnant in lingerie and stripper heels, standing in front of a double throne with the next kid's name in giant baby blocks behind them. Until then, this'll do.
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i thought last week's niners game was it nope football hell~~~~~~~~~~~~~ how about that, all three night games look promising for once
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Jonathan Fisk posted:Late to the discussion but if the bills are going to trash a league average QB on a cheap deal because he's not Philip Rivers they're loving stupid and deserve everything they'll get with Cardale Jones playing school +1
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I'm sure God is up there thinking "you know what? Today I'm gonna answer X-Tina's prayers. She don't want no scrubs"
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Oh to have Jeff Fisher's total lack of self awareness. https://twitter.com/thejackwang/status/805945464478543872
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Speaking of, Quick Reads is good if you want to read about the Rams punting, also: http://www.footballoutsiders.com/quick-reads/2016/week-13-quick-readsquote:31. Colin Kaepernick: OK, here we go. First of all, you're probably wondering why this didn't finish lower -- forget being one of the worst games of all time, it wasn't even the worst game of the week? Well, remember that DYAR is a counting stat, and Kaepernick still managed more negative DYAR in ten plays than Carson Wentz had in 61. Now, let's talk about those sacks. Five sacks in a game is bad, but hardly historic. Ben Roethlisberger has been sacked five times in a game 24 times in his career; Alex Smith, 21; Aaron Rodgers, 18; and Ryan Tannehill, 14 in less than five seasons. All of the hundreds of prior five-sack games in league history, though, happened to quarterbacks who threw at least three more passes than Kaepernick, with at least two more completions, for at least 13 more yards gained. Between sacks and his one completion, Kaepernick finished with minus-22 net yards passing, which is actually not a record -- we can't say for sure what the record is, but we do know that in the season opener in 2000, Troy Aikman (of all people) went 0-for-5 with four sacks and 30 yards lost. Aikman also threw an interception, which Kaepernick managed to avoid. On the other hand, one of Kaepernick's sacks ended in a fumble. Anyway, perhaps DVOA will do a better job than DYAR of saying just how bad Kaepernick was against Chicago. His overall passing DVOA was -198.8%. That includes a -279.8% DVOA on his five sacks; a -120.0% DVOA on his four incompletions; and a -117.2% DVOA on his one completion, a 4-yard gain on third-and-8.
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Qwijib0 posted:the bar this game needs to clear is pretty low they ignored tebow like they ignored hackenberg like they have bad foresight in acquiring qb's
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fsif posted:Oh to have Jeff Fisher's total lack of self awareness.
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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:This is actually kind of funny if he's being ironic. Quick Reads talks about it for way too long: quote:Of the 31 punters with at least 30 punts this season, Hekker is just seventh with a gross average of 47.5 yards. However, he leads the NFL with a net average of 45.8 yards. He is also first with 40 punts downed inside the 20, nine more than any other player. True, that's partly because of opportunity -- Hekker is tied with San Francisco's Bradley Pinion with a league-high 72 punts. Hekker is still on top after adjusting for that, though. All told, 56 percent of his punts this year have been downed inside the 20. Carolina's Andy Lee is the only other punter who is even at 50 percent. (In last, place, coincidentally, is Pinion, at 26 percent.) And only one of Hekker's punts has resulted in a touchback, a rate of 1.4 percent. Pat McAfee, the league leader in gross average at 50.1 yards, has seen a league-worst 19.0 percent of his kicks result in touchbacks. Hekker has also been the beneficiary of outstanding coverage units that have allowed only 101 punt return yards all season. With so few touchbacks or punt returns, Hekker's net average is only 1.7 yards lower than his gross, which is again the best figure in the league.
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Kalli posted:Speaking of, Quick Reads is good if you want to read about the Rams punting, also: http://www.footballoutsiders.com/quick-reads/2016/week-13-quick-reads good andey
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McKnight's killer finally arrested, charged with manslaughter
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Chris James 2 posted:McKnight's killer finally arrested, charged with manslaughter Bahahahahahaha
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Thaddius the Large posted:Getting legit PTSD flashbacks, I can't think about him without picturing Gendo's "Clean pocket/Clear passing lane/Wide open receiver/Pass intended for a giraffe/God is dead" gif that I'm super sad I lost.  Related:  There were also others. 
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Ryan Fitzpatrick has kind of turned into a big baby bitch this season.
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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:N: This is the first week since Week 3 where no teams are on a bye Actually there were no byes Thanksgiving week.  Jets are still poopy.
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Kalli posted:Speaking of, Quick Reads is good if you want to read about the Rams punting, also: http://www.footballoutsiders.com/quick-reads/2016/week-13-quick-reads I wonder if Kaep's game was worse than the Titans combined production in the snow game in NE
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Jonathan Fisk posted:Late to the discussion but if the bills are going to trash a league average QB on a cheap deal because he's not Philip Rivers they're loving stupid and deserve everything they'll get with Cardale Jones playing school What I'm saying is that Tyrod's been playing fairly well despite a dearth of targets in the passing game and some shoddy offensive linemen.
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Intruder posted:I wonder if Kaep's game was worse than the Titans combined production in the snow game in NE Titans: 2/14, -7 yards, 1 int, 0 sacks, 5 rushes -2 yards. 3 fumbles 0 lost Kaep: 1/5, 4 yards, 0 ints, 5 sacks, -25 yards, 6 rushes, 20 yards, 1 fumble, 0 lost. So -9 yards, 1 int, 3 fumbles vs -1 yard, 0 ints, 1 fumble. So I guess the Titans, but jesus christ Kaep.
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Diva Cupcake posted:He is. They should honestly just release him today because he serves no other purpose on the team. At least he's trying. They should release the guys who don't have any interest in playing starting with Revis.
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mcmagic posted:At least he's trying. They should release the guys who don't have any interest in playing starting with Revis. Releasing Revis ruins their cap right? I think he's set the stage to uh 'gracefully' retire in the offseason to free the Jets from that. They should probably just IR him though.
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Ryan "48 on the wonderlic" Fitzpatrick showed his smarts by scamming one last payday out of a teamKalli posted:Releasing Revis ruins their cap right? I think he's set the stage to uh 'gracefully' retire in the offseason to free the Jets from that. They save $9m on the cap if they release him after this season it looks like I'm not sure how it works when you release someone mid season. His salary is guaranteed once the season starts right?
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Chris James 2 posted:McKnight's killer finally arrested, charged with manslaughter First step on the path to an all-white jury acquitting him
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