What's some of your favorite non-computer hobbies

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Doctor J Off: Dec 28, 2005; There Is

I like to read books and play the piano. I'm currently about to start Howard's End, by EM Forster, and am learning O Tannenbaum to entertain my friends at Christmas time

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Doctor J Off posted:

I like to read books and play the piano. I'm currently about to start Howard's End, by EM Forster, and am learning O Tannenbaum to entertain my friends at Christmas time

Why read and play when dvds and cds exist??

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Doctor J Off: Dec 28, 2005; There Is

To be a competent amateur musician and man of letters is the high ideal of the enlightenment era gentleman, and it is to that ideal I strive.

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SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

Whitenoise shitpostin

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jokrswild: Feb 12, 2004; I'm an astronomer, and these are the stars! Can you see the stars?

Singing barbershop harmony.

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Choco Zulu: Oct 10, 2007; A critical mass of chocolate confectionary

Building and repairing Fender bass guitars

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Choco Zulu posted:

Building and repairing Fender bass guitars

That's pretty neat! Could you elaborate, plz?

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Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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I wanted to say reading, but then I realized that I read on a little computer. Non-computer related hobbies are the worst!

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Bodyholes: Jun 30, 2005

pooping back and forth forever

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I like to golf and cook and shoot guns and suck big black cock OP

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Bodyholes posted:

pooping back and forth forever

That was the worst loving movie I've ever seen

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Phthisis: Apr 16, 2007; "Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

rhythmically moving my arms and legs in highly repetitive motions

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zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

I take long baths

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

I get high on caffeine.

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The_end: May 17, 2014

asking yes or no questions to my penis.

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Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

truckin
fuckin

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I feed actual human language into Hectorbot so that he seems more and more human as time goes on.

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Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

Scruff McGruff told me to finger my rear end in a top hat and then huff it because drugs are bad OP

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Macaroni n Smegma: Feb 2, 2005; shi't

I sniff bicycle seats

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Blending pine cones in my Anus

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intervolver: Nov 25, 2016

Hector Beerlioz posted:

That was the worst loving movie I've ever seen

Well la de da! Looks like we got a high-brow holier-than-thou elitist bourgeois film snob over here! Next you're gonna start calling jarjar a racist caricature from your gold-plated gem-encrusted ivory tower! Got any smart opinions about Adam Sandler while you're preaching down your nose at us lowly commoners?!

My non-computer hobby is drinking but I find it often goes well with computers.

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Blending pine cones in my Anus

lmao earnestly replying to your own thread. that is:

*spins wheel*

HELLA TACKY

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the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

serial bank robbery

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

luv 2 date boys posted:

lmao earnestly replying to your own thread. that is:

*spins wheel*

HELLA TACKY

No whammy no whammy no whammmmmy

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Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

non...computer?

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Takane: Aug 24, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Eating tostino's party pizzas

Also stacking them in different ways before consuming.

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Xtra Innings Lovin: Nov 11, 2016

I like to sleep in my spare time. I spend up to 1/3rd of my days enjoying this hobby OP. AMA

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Takane posted:

Eating tostino's party pizzas

Also stacking them in different ways before consuming.

you asre wise beyond your years grass hopper

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I shove the annals of history into my anal cavity

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

staring at test patterns

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Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Jacking off to hot 80s babes on old vhs pornos.
Yeah i love some tanlines and no one can tell me to stop. I have one of those big old fuckoff crt tvs that weigh about 90 lbs that I use specifically for this hobby. I like to bust right on the screen and never clean it and now when i watch porno its like viewing it through a thin tempera veneer.

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Invisible Handjob: Apr 7, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Rasta_Al posted:

Jacking off to hot 80s babes on old vhs pornos.
Yeah i love some tanlines and no one can tell me to stop. I have one of those big old fuckoff crt tvs that weigh about 90 lbs that I use specifically for this hobby. I like to bust right on the screen and never clean it and now when i watch porno its like viewing it through a thin tempera veneer.

dang

we gotta hang

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exmonx: Dec 9, 2016; by zen death robot

jerking it to magazines.

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Rasta_Al posted:

Jacking off to hot 80s babes on old vhs pornos.
Yeah i love some tanlines and no one can tell me to stop. I have one of those big old fuckoff crt tvs that weigh about 90 lbs that I use specifically for this hobby. I like to bust right on the screen and never clean it and now when i watch porno its like viewing it through a thin tempera veneer.

That's how they used to make dry erase boards.

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