Week 14 Aftermath - Derek Carr had 114 passing yards on 41 pass attempts.

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ehud and Dolphan I am sorry Tannehill is hurt here is the song when Aeris dies in FF7 I think it will help you through this tough time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQc7o2rm7po

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 15:05

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 22:28

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

MrLogan posted:

Please stop saying Odell is a top 5 receiver. He's barely top 5 in his own draft class.

lol

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 16:45

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

no but seriously lol

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 16:50

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

weird Asian candy posted:

Read he dislocated and torn ligaments...so bad...

On the other hand, he will be a fantastic sorcerer supreme

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 16:52

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

"Please... Megatron one more season"

"I have opened my eyes... the injuries. The bill always comes due. I can walk this path no longer"

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 16:59

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

MrLogan posted:

In this thread, we learn who only looks at fantasy football stats and doesn't watch games.

indeed, if we ignore such distractions as "scores a lot of points and gets a lot of yards" you will see that actually...

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 17:10

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

All I am saying is that OBJ is lacking in the intangibles

grit, hustle, teamwork

You cannot see that on a statsheet and thats what makes the real greats

Now this Julian Edelman fella... there's a real superstar

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 17:15

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

if only there were some way to know who the top five receivers are

http://www.espn.com/nfl/statistics/player/_/stat/receiving/sort/receivingYards/year/2016/seasontype/2

some kind of... I dunno, measurement

http://www.espn.com/nfl/statistics/player/_/stat/receiving/sort/receivingTouchdowns

maybe then we could see who is a top 5 receiver

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 17:29

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

BrownThunder posted:

Please don't argue football with Mr "Frank Gore is absolutely making the Hall of Fame" Logan

lol

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 17:29

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Does that make the net Jay-Z

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 17:53

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MrLogan posted:

Brent Grimes and Gronk had better catches that same week, but aren't a NYC team, so they got ignored.

Yo bring me some dumplings from China while you're digging that hole

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 18:01

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

indeed, the perennially ignored rob gronkowski of the much forgotten New England Patriots

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 18:03

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Are dudes seriously going to argue that amazing catch is not amazing like we ain't got eyes to have seen it and dicks to have gotten rock hard when we did.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 18:36

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Diva receivers own tho

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 18:40

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

MrLogan posted:

It was a great catch, but people saying ODB is a Top 5 WR because he made it are retarded. He's a top 20 WR in the league.

He is literally currently in the top 5 for the two most important metrics receivers are measured by

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 18:52

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

MrLogan posted:

Targets and being bitchmade?

he's not a good WR he just gets a lot of targets because he is open a lot and also frequently makes important catches under pressure but that doesn't mean he is good because *farts self to death, like just straight up to death by his own farts*

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 20:05

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Like, we accuse posters of being bitchmade a lot but mother fucker you are bitch handcrafted by the finest bitch artisans in a loving bitch workshop in the alps

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 20:08

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Sour Diesel posted:

i am angry someone was wrong about football

same!

lets be friends

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 20:16

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

MrLogan posted:

Wide Receivers currently better than ODB:

Brown
Green
Julio
Cooper
Jeffrey
Tate
Hopkins
Hilton
Allen Robinson
Landry
Fitz
Desean Jackson
Jordan
Cooks
Evans
Dez

Watkins may end up better if he ever gets on a team with a QB and/or that throws the ball.

Or he gets a lot of targets because the offense has no running games, plays from behind a lot, and no other WRs worth a drat. See: 2013 Pierre Garcon.

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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 20:20

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

corn on the cop posted:

Won't argue with Shep but Cruz hasn't really been great. He's struggled to create separation all year and isn't a guy that can work the outside. He can still make big plays, but he certainly isn't what he used to be.

somewhere in a sound truck the salsa music button lays dusty and forgotten

a sad button, lost in the unforgiving march to the future

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 20:30

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I objectively want him to explain Desean Jackson

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 20:35

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Didnt he get an extension less than a week ago?

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 20:49

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mcmagic posted:

No he didn't.

8 days ago.

Proven wrong by mcmagic again :negative:

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 20:52

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Ah, the transitive properties of football. Love it.

Wait a sec...

the last time a packer was so awkwardly isolated in the corner was Aaron Rodgers in a strip club

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 16:53

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BrownThunder posted:

The Texans are Undertale

and the Titans are a 2000's era Sonic the Hedgehog game

so what you are saying is that both have an impossible amount of porn

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 19:44

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The Vikings are Final Fantasy XV

after waiting forever for them to be good they started really strong and then melted down halfway through

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 19:57

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Gynecolojustice posted:

why does it always come back to video games

forums.somethingawful.com

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 19:59

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I exclusively play minecraft

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 20:18

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Dark Souls, you should play it if you haven't

this is gonna be on my tombstone honestly

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 20:33

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The Browns are plumbers don't wear ties

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 20:40

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Ragnarok the Red posted:

To be fair can that even be considered a game?

Can the Browns be considered a football team?

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 20:45

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Kalli posted:

Panthers are Custer's Revenge because they're gonna gently caress some Redskins on Sunday.

*shifts uncomfortably in chair*

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 20:52

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

check please

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 20:55

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

this one goes out to Kawalimus

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 21:11

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thrilla in vanilla posted:

I know this was like eight pages ago but this is the best catch of the last three years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAubWDTsjyI

No room for discussion. This is Marshawn lynch HE PUSH A MAN times two

Are you an NFL official? Because it sure looks like you don't know what counts as a catch.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 21:49

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Cavauro posted:

aj green picked up a lot of "yards during the catch" on that play

linear time is a human conceit. We have the vanity to imagine there is a before the catch, an after the catch. The truth is that all is the catch, and nothing as well.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 22:53

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

thrilla in vanilla posted:

Hell, I hope Mel "catches" forums cancer.

That would be redundant seeing as I already am one

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 23:30

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