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i cant decide if i did too many budd ms paints this month or if none of you retards noticed his hand, gun and eyebrows
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Boy in Hospital Dies in Santa's Armsquote:"He laid back and looked up and me and said, ‘They tell me I’m going to die.’ And I said, ‘Can you do me a favor? When you get to the pearly gates, you tell him you’re Santa's number one elf.’ And he said, ‘I am?' I said, ‘Sure you are. And they’ll let you right in,'" Schmitt-Matzen said.
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Dec 13, 2016 02:09
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It occurs to me that the Suicide Santa thread is infinitely superior to the movie Suicide Squad. Which in turn would have been better if it was a Suicide Santa movie. Actually the whole movie would have been better if it was about a suicidal Santa.
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that's very touching RIP
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I get it... the boy was smothered by Santa's beard...
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Dec 13, 2016 02:39
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gently caress yeah
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Dec 13, 2016 03:08
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Ho ho ho merry Christmas
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I really want to decorate the office with these.
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Dec 13, 2016 04:50
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last year we decorated the office with images of the Krampus
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Dec 13, 2016 04:56
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The most hosed up part of the story is when this prima donna Santa kicks the dying kid's family out of the room so that he can get in the zone and channel his super-Santa-acting gift. Great job dickweed, you really killed it
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Dec 13, 2016 13:02
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Sperghetti posted:The most hosed up part of the story is when this prima donna Santa kicks the dying kid's family out of the room so that he can get in the zone and channel his super-Santa-acting gift. Great job dickweed, you really killed it Wow the bodies barely cooled and already an it, who's the real monster here?
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Dec 13, 2016 13:51
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myDad posted:last year we decorated the office with images of the Krampus it's just not christmas without a demon fingering a child
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Dec 13, 2016 18:08
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myDad posted:last year we decorated the office with images of the Krampus A hoof and a foot?
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Dec 13, 2016 18:28
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This was a lesser-known holiday version of "Undercover Angel" wasn't it? Suicidal Santa Alone on Christmas Eve Jumping out of his sleigh at 30 thousand feet.
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Flubby posted:A hoof and a foot?
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Dec 14, 2016 01:43
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My Sleigh May Fly But I Want to Die
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Jingle HELL RockSperghetti posted:The most hosed up part of the story is when this prima donna Santa kicks the dying kid's family out of the room so that he can get in the zone and channel his super-Santa-acting gift. Great job dickweed, you really killed it Kid didn't want to die in front of his family - if he was a family pet he would've found a porch to lie under or a forest to get lost in.   
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Dec 14, 2016 02:12
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They left part out of that acticle. The kid asked Santa "can you help me" and Santa said yes and smothered him with a pillow that he was using as his costume stomach.
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http://i.imgur.com/pKTurb7.gifv
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