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Me and my boyfriend would never even consider interacting with a crotchspawn. We see disgusting breeders everywhere, hand in hand with their crying, squealing debts. We pity them, but we also despise them. We despise them for being so stupid as to bring poop-machines into the world and expecting everyone else to tolerate their presence. It's utterly disgusting. Post here if you've also ascended beyond breeding, beyond whining, crying, making GBS threads, vomiting crotchspawn devil-filth and the scum that force them onto the world.
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i really suck at doing the main thing we are supposed to do as a species
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Dec 10, 2016 03:55
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lol me and my boyfriend me and my boyfriend me me me yeah no poo poo
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. RANT TIME Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers. Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there. We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I? WRONG. loving moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and loving gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand. OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc* THE loving KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE. I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. loving CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT. I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo loving woo. I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY loving LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy. I loving hate breeders and child-lovers. loving GO TO HELL. I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial Congratulations breeders, you win. Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO gently caress YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there
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Dec 10, 2016 04:00
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Lol I don't need kids because I am secure in the knowledge that my 401k will provide for me in my dotage the world certainly won't devolve into a shitheap where you need at least 2 kids looking out for you in your old age~
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Dec 10, 2016 04:14
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Heh they always say living child free is selfish but I think it's selfish to have children! *doesn't realize the person they're talking to is barren*
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Dec 10, 2016 04:16
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real talk my wife and I are around 40 and had no kids intentionally so we have two houses paid off, travel and dive at will and it owns we do not rant about crotchspawn or do all that other retard poo poo, we just embrace the DINK lifestyle
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Dec 10, 2016 04:16
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glowstick party tonight posted:Heh they always say living child free is selfish but I think it's selfish to have children! lol we know we are selfish but it owns
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Dec 10, 2016 04:17
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let it mellow posted:lol we know we are selfish but it owns yeah no poo poo I ain't having kids, gross also, gently caress the barren, it's a gift
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Dec 10, 2016 04:18
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If someone doesn't want kids, that's fine. But why would you be involved in a "community" about it? What the hell do they talk about all day? Why is there a "group"? It's like me being in a discussion group called "people who have never seen The Godfather".
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Dec 10, 2016 04:20
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glowstick party tonight posted:yeah no poo poo I ain't having kids, gross idk what you are talking about I'm probably too old to understand this
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Dec 10, 2016 04:20
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Also that guy who was a member of r/childfree was just found guilty of intentionally slowly burning his son to death in his car. 
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Dec 10, 2016 04:20
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i don't hate them as much as you do (sounds kinda neurotic to me) but i do pity people who have kids because yea your life is over now idiot
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Dec 10, 2016 04:27
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Nckdictator posted:. hot take: the author and the child should be stabbed in the eye and go to hell Uncle at Nintendo posted:Also that guy who was a member of r/childfree was just found guilty of intentionally slowly burning his son to death in his car. hot take: the kid in the car
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Dec 10, 2016 04:28
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:If someone doesn't want kids, that's fine. But why would you be involved in a "community" about it? What the hell do they talk about all day? Why is there a "group"? It's like me being in a discussion group called "people who have never seen The Godfather". Not having kids is not just my primary hobby, but my only hobby. When I'm not working, I'm thinking about, talking about, or dreaming about not having kids.
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Dec 10, 2016 04:37
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If you have kids and have time to shitpost you are probably a poo poo parent
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Dec 10, 2016 04:38
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glowstick party tonight posted:If you have kids and have time to shitpost you are probably a poo poo parent There's no such thing as a good parent. Having kids is inherently a bad thing to do, for stupid breeding mongoloids.
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Dec 10, 2016 04:43
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glowstick party tonight posted:If you have kids and have time to shitpost you are probably a poo poo parent it mostly just makes me lovely at my job im neglecting to shitpost instead
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Dec 10, 2016 04:44
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Moridin920 posted:i don't hate them as much as you do (sounds kinda neurotic to me) but i do pity people who have kids because yea your life is over now idiot kids are bad. THE PWNER posted:Having kids is inherently a bad thing to do, for stupid breeding mongoloids. unironically true
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Dec 10, 2016 09:08
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having kids is socially irresponsible, but there is no reason to be a jerk about it.
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Dec 10, 2016 09:16
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you're young and you may think you don't want kids, but you will when you're older, it's nature 
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Dec 10, 2016 09:19
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A misanthrope posted:kids are bad. I was trapped in a limo tonight for almost 3 hours with 3 toddlers with only wine to sustain me so I can confirm children are the worst.
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Dec 10, 2016 09:39
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I don't have kids. But also hate the child free zealots as well. In fact I'm pretty sure I hate almost everybody come to think of it
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Dec 10, 2016 10:06
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Schweinhund posted:you're young and you may think you don't want kids, but you will when you're older, it's nature i mean i dont think im getting dumber as i age, so probably not
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Dec 10, 2016 10:11
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i am definitely getting dumber as i age, but i am also getting weirder and more reclusive so i don't think i gotta worry about kids
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Dec 10, 2016 10:19
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A misanthrope posted:i mean i dont think im getting dumber as i age, so probably not everyone gets dumber as they age
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Dec 10, 2016 10:20
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imagine if humans reproduced asexually. every time you jerked it you'd jizz out a swarm of children. clean up would be such a chore.
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Dec 10, 2016 10:23
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CFs are such loving children that they can't stand competition from actual children.
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Dec 10, 2016 10:50
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It's supremely good and cool to not give a gently caress about anything, especially my beloved children
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Dec 10, 2016 11:16
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This is such a weird thing to even post on Something Awful where 30% of posters are dads and the rest are functionally childfree
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Dec 10, 2016 11:17
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too bad Childfree makes the cause look so bad because goddamn people everywhere need to stop having all these loving kids
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Dec 10, 2016 11:19
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The only time not wanting kids comes up for me is when discussing how hard it makes serious dating in your 30s.  People using the "breeder" and "mombie" lingo are hilariously terrible.
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Dec 10, 2016 11:26
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*human population grew by 3 billion in last 40 years *half the wildlife population of the world was killed off in the last 40 years hey im a suburban dipshit who produces nothing of value except a mountain of plastic trash! meet my kids braydon, jaydon, aidon, braxton and jaxton! you are so selfish for not wanting a home full of little angels like these!
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Dec 10, 2016 11:27
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A misanthrope posted:*human population grew by 3 billion in last 40 years I have kids.
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Dec 10, 2016 11:28
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I'm gonna have more kids pretty soon and, to be honest, I look forward to it.
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Dec 10, 2016 11:29
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Minimalist Program posted:I have kids. yeah but your kids are probably cool
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Dec 10, 2016 11:29
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A misanthrope posted:yeah but your kids are probably cool coward
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Dec 10, 2016 11:30
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A misanthrope posted:yeah but your kids are probably cool They're pretty cool but they're also pretty boring.
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Dec 10, 2016 11:30
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*deeply regrets ruining life by having children *tries to shame friends into having kids so they are miserable too
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Invisible Handjob posted:coward it's minimalist program he gets a pass
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