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Minimalist Program posted:They're pretty cool but they're also pretty boring. This is a sad failure for a dog riding a hoverboard, imo
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every single trend in the world except maybe battery technology has us on a course towards a future of nothing but utter total poo poo, seems kinda inconsiderate to bring new humans into this tbh also, all dads I know seem utterly miserable behind their brave facade and some will even admit it if sufficiently drunk
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also, modern dads with their babybjörns and whatnot are raising a generation of weak men, we need a return to the time when a dad's emotional investment was a firm handshake on your 18th, that way you'd develop complexes that made you do all kinds of industrious and productive things to earn your dad's love instead of living at home until 35 writing a blog about pronouns
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heh I'm off to drop the 'kids' off at the pool 
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Dave Concepcion posted:every single trend in the world except maybe battery technology has us on a course towards a future of nothing but utter total poo poo, seems kinda inconsiderate to bring new humans into this tbh Even technology is poo poo. If you have a kid now they'll probably just spend their entire lives with a VR helmet on their head only stopping to eat the poo poo in your fridge at night. You won't even know what they look like apart from their chin.
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Dave Concepcion posted:every single trend in the world except maybe battery technology has us on a course towards a future of nothing but utter total poo poo, seems kinda inconsiderate to bring new humans into this tbh
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macdonal hamborkles posted:heh I'm off to drop the 'kids' off at the pool 
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I believe the children are our future.
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Schweinhund posted:I believe the children are our future. thats the problem
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A misanthrope posted:thats the problem Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion, too John Lennon knew what we need to do
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On one hand like thanks for giving birth to me and granting me the gift of life but on the other hand lol @ wasting 18 years of your life you stupid sacks of poo poo
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John Lennon was a wifebeater and 30 years later Yoko's quite willing to ride in on his fame........................ so Japanese
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A misanthrope posted:too bad Childfree makes the cause look so bad because goddamn people everywhere need to stop having all these loving kids Yeah, lol at those idiots who make the cause look bad. A misanthrope posted:hey im a suburban dipshit who produces nothing of value except a mountain of plastic trash! meet my kids braydon, jaydon, aidon, braxton and jaxton! you are so selfish for not wanting a home full of little angels like these! A misanthrope posted:*deeply regrets ruining life by having children
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"You're selfish for not having children" really means "YOU MUST BRING FORTH MORE WHITEYS TO STOP THE UNSTOPPABLE TIDE OF ISLAM" You should educate these deeply racist people on their internalized bigotry with your wokeness.
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Moon Atari posted:Yeah, lol at those idiots who make the cause look bad. how many downs babies you fail to abort, moon atari
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In all seriousness lol the human race is actually going to expand so how's that taste you fuckers who really sorta believe this stuff (that's no one in this thread) ha ha ha ???
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RobattoJesus posted:Imagine there's no countries "throw yo kids in a bog" -- john lemmon
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i seriously do not understand the statement "You're selfish for not having children" like, the only thing this planet isn't running out of is humans.
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John Lennon basically sucked as a human being and a philosopher and frankly he was a pop musician so gently caress him and gently caress him and gently caress the weird little cult that grew up around him also neat shades though I wear round sunglasses like that cuz it looks cool
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:In all seriousness lol the human race is actually going to expand so how's that taste you fuckers who really sorta believe this stuff (that's no one in this thread) ha ha ha ??? not great  
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:In all seriousness lol the human race is actually going to expand so how's that taste you fuckers who really sorta believe this stuff (that's no one in this thread) ha ha ha ??? I'm going to be a ghost and follow the entire progress of mankind until the heat-death of the universe when all of mankind's achievements are erased and proven to be completely pointless I'm going to greet the last human to die and say "lol, well that was a big ol' waste of time" with a big poo poo eating grin on my face.
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it is possible that technology will advance fast enough to stave off the end of modern society, but i'm not holding my breath.
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:Why would he care he's just a ghost in the afterlife now lol doofus Imma scare him real good because I'll be way more experienced at being spooky
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it is possible that technology will advance fast enough to stave off the end of modern society, but i'm not holding my breath. lol every single technological advancement with that potential will instead be aggressively exploited for short term financial gain by the already mega rich and if you think otherwise you're a bitch rear end sucka who probably thinks you're saving the planet by seriously considering a hybrid for your next second car
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RobattoJesus posted:Imma scare him real good because I'll be way more experienced at being spooky Well actually I went back and thought about it and what you literally said--- "that was a waste of time"---versus presumably the last human's subjective reflection on having witnessed mankind's works come to nothing, makes it clear it's not this sort of hostile statement I was thinking therefore my initial reaction was totally invalid, hence my editing it out but you did quote it before I could get rid of that so I am explaining my reasoning now.
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I just faintly remembered a time when I had opinions and voiced them before I grew up and realized arguing is a waste of time and everyone is terrible
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when people talk about how bears or deer or whatever animal population need to be culled because they're eating people's trash an running in front of their cars i think about how maybe we should work on keeping our population in check too is that so crazy to ask? it dont have to be eugenics just wear a jimmy hat goddam seriously look at this poo poo
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A misanthrope posted:when people talk about how bears or deer or whatever animal population need to be culled because they're eating people's trash an running in front of their cars i think about how maybe we should work on keeping our population in check too
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Dave Concepcion posted:lol every single technological advancement with that potential will instead be aggressively exploited for short term financial gain by the already mega rich and if you think otherwise you're a bitch rear end sucka who probably thinks you're saving the planet by seriously considering a hybrid for your next second car the only thing that can defeat capitalism is capitalism itself. pity that it will take the combined works of man down with it, but them's the breaks.
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kids suck tho i seriously doubt anyone has them on purpose like the percentage of people on this planet who look at each other and go "yeah honey let's loving do it let's gently caress each other good and get teh baby up in there; i really want it" and not mean any of that in any dumbass lovely ironic way has gotta be less than 1% none of the dads i work with have ever told me they got a kid on purpose and they all tell me about how they love their kids in spite of how lovely they are, and i really believe them. i'm sure they even believe themselves i'm too cautious to blow a baby up me wife, but i'll never say never when it comes to having kids gettin close to 40 tho; better poo poo or get off the pot i ain't wanna be the grandpa in the room during parent/teacher nite (i ain't never have kids lmao you loving kidding no loving way ahahaahahah)
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:Well actually I went back and thought about it and what you literally said--- "that was a waste of time"---versus presumably the last human's subjective reflection on having witnessed mankind's works come to nothing, makes it clear it's not this sort of hostile statement I was thinking therefore my initial reaction was totally invalid, hence my editing it out but you did quote it before I could get rid of that so I am explaining my reasoning now. I hope the last person alive isn't as hasty as you are, otherwise they'll totally ruin the punch line to my multi-million year long burn.
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I AM THE TOILET posted:kids suck tho i seriously doubt anyone has them on purpose if everyone you work with had a kid by mistake you likely work some poo poo job and live in poverty so you are exactly the type of person who shouldnt be having kids ,thanks
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Invisible Handjob posted:if everyone you work with had a kid by mistake you likely work some poo poo job and live in poverty so you are exactly the type of person who shouldnt be having kids ,thanks incorrect ,thanks
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I AM THE TOILET posted:incorrect ,thanks thanks for what? pointing out your garbage life choices? no problem, at least you decided not to have kids!
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god drat it i'm paying attention to you; that was the worst thing i could have done i'm sorry moving on
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once i have the resources i plan to make several dozen clones of myself, for organ redundancy
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what are we going to do when our food production systems fail to keep up with human population growth? i'm going to eat you and your kids is what im going to do
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A misanthrope posted:what are we going to do when our food production systems fail to keep up with human population growth? have a few more world wars, probably
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I worried that by posting people will find out how broken I really am but I think all women want to steal man babygravy to make crotchspawn because their genes compel them to and men cannot resist putting it in the front hole because that's what their genes compel them to and we are all doomed and that's all.
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