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The mopvie Children of Men was a good flick until that pregnant lady had to show up and ruin everything
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A misanthrope posted:they are slippery -- covered with snot -- and have no sense of self-preservation Hell, same.
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Dec 10, 2016 14:36
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Minimalist Program posted:If you go to play-uno.com you can play uno online. UNO is a cheap gimmick. i play Texas Hold'em with my kids 
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Dec 10, 2016 14:37
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People who don't like children, amirite
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Dec 10, 2016 14:38
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Invisible Handjob posted:I've been trying to reach my hands in there to steal the toys for literally YEARS, clearly I don't have what it takes to go all the way then this is where having children comes in handy. have little timmy push toys out through the hole to you but be warned he won't be able to get out and you will probably have to leave him if you want to get away with this heist.
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Rutibex posted:UNO is a cheap gimmick. i play Texas Hold'em with my kids Sounds like somebody never unlocked the secret of Uno.
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Dec 10, 2016 14:39
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*In Werner Herzog voice* I think there are specific times where Uno is a natural concomitant of the mood. When there's insecurity, collapse of financial systems - that's where a game of Uno always hits fertile ground.
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Dec 10, 2016 14:40
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Kibbles n Shits posted:People who don't like children, amirite I actually like children, just don't want any because they steal your life
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Dec 10, 2016 14:40
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I have no children and never will, because frankly it sounds pretty horrible but that's my personal lifestyle choice, i don't pretend i'm doing it for the good of everyone else because i'm not a sanctimonious rear end in a top hat 
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Kibbles n Shits posted:People who don't like children, amirite 
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Dec 10, 2016 14:41
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yeah this pretty much sums up one of the main reasons i don't have kids
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Dec 10, 2016 14:43
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Invisible Handjob posted:yeah this pretty much sums up one of the main reasons i don't have kids you know those clickbait articles with those kinds of pictures and they all like "look at the destruction these little scamps caused!" and they are supposed to be cute and funny but i just get mad looking at them 
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Dec 10, 2016 14:47
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Sale At Albertsons! posted:Me too. My little son just threw his arms around my neck, gave me a squeeze, and said "big hug!". Curse this terrible burden. 1) Hahaha holy poo poo what a human being you've raised 2) was that before or after he poo poo himself I'm guessing after cus that's like the first thing they do and 3) shut up breeder
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Dec 10, 2016 14:49
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hahaha my kids are such rascals here let me take some photos instead of beating on them 
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Dec 10, 2016 14:50
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children are an accident my hyper vigilance protects me like hell will i ever plug up my power outlets and put my swords in hard to reach places
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Dec 10, 2016 15:09
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A misanthrope posted:kids are retarded They're just padding out their resumes for when child labor gets reinstated and they can take the jobs that only little people can do. Like crawling into the tiny spaces in and around the stamping presses of factories.
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Dec 10, 2016 15:29
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make your children work and go into debt for their political science degree to teach them responsibility or something in reality you just wasted all of your money on overpriced lease cars and expensive satellite tv packages your life is hollow and your kids hate you
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Dec 10, 2016 15:34
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BattleSausage posted:The mopvie Children of Men was a good flick Great Christmas movie - especially for this year - share it with your family. I may be wrong but that could be a way of building Next Level consciousness. Peace be upon you this season.
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Dec 10, 2016 15:51
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let it mellow posted:real talk my wife and I are around 40 and had no kids intentionally so we have two houses paid off, travel and dive at will and it owns DINKs is fine, it's the childfrees that drop words like 'crotchspawn' that are the worst. also : all those photos of people getting their expensive stuff wrecked by kids are people that should know better than to leave cans of paint anywhere near a toddler. they earned everything they got. plus, when you have kids you never really own anything nice just in case. it rules.
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Dec 10, 2016 16:00
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darth_pizza posted:plus, when you have kids you never really own anything nice just in case. i dont know that seems kind of awful and bad
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Dec 10, 2016 16:01
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The childfree folks are kind of odd, but I'm sure they'll feel differently once they have kids
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Dec 10, 2016 16:11
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I've seen adults who should have the ability to process conservation who were still about this stupid.
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Dec 10, 2016 16:40
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poorlifedecision posted:I've seen adults who should have the ability to process conservation who were still about this stupid. That's not the reason your mom always gave you the smallest slice of lasagne.
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Dec 10, 2016 17:14
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I know OP is trying to be smarmy, but being a DINK owns.
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a new study bible! posted:I know OP is trying to be smarmy, but being a DINK owns. Whenever I see someone who says this, I just sort of assume they are poor
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Dec 20, 2016 17:42
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A misanthrope posted:kids are retarded Lol when did you become so unhinged
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Dec 20, 2016 17:43
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butterbar posted:Whenever I see someone who says this, I just sort of assume they are poor Please donate to my gofundme
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Dec 20, 2016 18:00
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A misanthrope posted:kids are retarded You just know that those machines are rigged so that the claw doesn't actually have the grip needed to pull them up by the skull. You have to get lucky and hook them by the ear and hope that they don't shake free before they can be dropped down the prize slot.
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Dec 20, 2016 18:07
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Rutibex posted:once i have the resources i plan to make several dozen clones of myself, for organ redundancy You can have my cereal boxes if you want.
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Dec 20, 2016 18:27
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Sometimes I think about how nice it would be to not have kids but then I think about what it would be like to be the weird 50 year old guy in the office with no chidren
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Dec 20, 2016 18:38
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It's easier to not have kids if you're gay.
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Dec 20, 2016 18:43
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Magnitogorsk. posted:Sometimes I think about how nice it would be to not have kids but then I think about what it would be like to be the weird 50 year old guy in the office with no chidren You don't have to be the weird 50 year old guy in the office with no children. You can be the guy who retired at 50 because you didn't spend literally millions of dollars on having children.
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Dec 20, 2016 18:47
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Part of me doesn't want kids at all, but the other part of me sees the value in an immediate family, especially a few decades down the line. In a perfect world, I'd be totally happy not having kids and just going over my sister's house as Uncle and Auntie Bloodfart. And seeing the lovely kids be all loud and messy and then being able to leave after the visits and say, "Yup, not having kids was a good idea." On the other hand, my actual uncle and his wife never had kids themselves, and they were both perfectly happy... until the wife died. Now my uncle is 70 years old and has no immediate family, and lives a two day's drive away from us. I don't think I'd be okay with that if I was in his shoes. I'd be lonely as hell. I guess the flip side of that would be, if he did have kids, they could have turned out to be losers or junkies and that would be even worse.
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Industrial Meat Package posted:You don't have to be the weird 50 year old guy in the office with no children. You can be the guy who retired at 50 because you didn't spend literally millions of dollars on having children. poo poo you're right
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Industrial Meat Package posted:You don't have to be the weird 50 year old guy in the office with no children. You can be the guy who retired at 50 because you didn't spend literally millions of dollars on having children. butterbar posted:Whenever I see someone who says this, I just sort of assume they are poor
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Dec 20, 2016 20:13
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butterbar posted:Whenever I see someone who says this, I just sort of assume they are poor Making combined 100k with no children makes me a poor alright 
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Dec 20, 2016 23:09
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GuitarJunkie posted:Making combined 100k with no children makes me a poor alright Combined 100k means 50k each which is pretty poor, dude
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Dec 20, 2016 23:10
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who cares though your entire life revolves around your kids now gj have fun taking any vacation for the next 20 years
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Moridin920 posted:who cares though your entire life revolves around your kids now gj You never heard of in-laws? Or summer camp?
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