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Moridin920 posted:i don't hate them as much as you do (sounds kinda neurotic to me) but i do pity people who have kids because yea your life is over now idiot kids are bad. THE PWNER posted:Having kids is inherently a bad thing to do, for stupid breeding mongoloids. unironically true
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Schweinhund posted:you're young and you may think you don't want kids, but you will when you're older, it's nature i mean i dont think im getting dumber as i age, so probably not
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Dec 10, 2016 10:11
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too bad Childfree makes the cause look so bad because goddamn people everywhere need to stop having all these loving kids
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*human population grew by 3 billion in last 40 years *half the wildlife population of the world was killed off in the last 40 years hey im a suburban dipshit who produces nothing of value except a mountain of plastic trash! meet my kids braydon, jaydon, aidon, braxton and jaxton! you are so selfish for not wanting a home full of little angels like these!
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Dec 10, 2016 11:27
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Minimalist Program posted:I have kids. yeah but your kids are probably cool
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Dec 10, 2016 11:29
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*deeply regrets ruining life by having children *tries to shame friends into having kids so they are miserable too
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Invisible Handjob posted:coward it's minimalist program he gets a pass
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Dave Concepcion posted:every single trend in the world except maybe battery technology has us on a course towards a future of nothing but utter total poo poo, seems kinda inconsiderate to bring new humans into this tbh
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macdonal hamborkles posted:heh I'm off to drop the 'kids' off at the pool 
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Dec 10, 2016 12:25
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Schweinhund posted:I believe the children are our future. thats the problem
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Dec 10, 2016 12:54
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Moon Atari posted:Yeah, lol at those idiots who make the cause look bad. how many downs babies you fail to abort, moon atari
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Dec 10, 2016 13:14
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RobattoJesus posted:Imagine there's no countries "throw yo kids in a bog" -- john lemmon
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Dec 10, 2016 13:16
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:In all seriousness lol the human race is actually going to expand so how's that taste you fuckers who really sorta believe this stuff (that's no one in this thread) ha ha ha ??? not great  
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Dec 10, 2016 13:18
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when people talk about how bears or deer or whatever animal population need to be culled because they're eating people's trash an running in front of their cars i think about how maybe we should work on keeping our population in check too is that so crazy to ask? it dont have to be eugenics just wear a jimmy hat goddam seriously look at this poo poo
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what are we going to do when our food production systems fail to keep up with human population growth? i'm going to eat you and your kids is what im going to do
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does a bear poo poo in the woods? no, we paved over the woods 
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Dec 10, 2016 13:45
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Invisible Handjob posted:people who say this poo poo never even have any guns lol this is america i have 8 guns gimme the GOD drat candy posted:have a few more world wars, probably we will have a pandemic -- that's not an "if" but a "when" thing. i just hope it doesn't destabalize things enough to make people launch nukes and poo poo. i'd love a pristine environment and half the population gone. i'll volunteer to go first and shot myself in the brain with one of my 8 guns
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Dec 10, 2016 13:51
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Invisible Handjob posted:are there any other animals where individuals remove themselves from the gene pool for the 'good of the species/planet' there are animals that go absolutely bugfuck when the population gets too high. real mad max poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM
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Invisible Handjob posted:are there any other animals where individuals remove themselves from the gene pool for the 'good of the species/planet' http://io9.gizmodo.com/how-rats-turned-their-private-paradise-into-a-terrifyin-1687584457 quote:The few secluded spaces housed a population Calhoun called, "the beautiful ones." Generally guarded by one male, the females—- and few males — inside the space didn't breed or fight or do anything but eat and groom and sleep. When the population started declining the beautiful ones were spared from violence and death, but had completely lost touch with social behaviors, including having sex or caring for their young.
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Dec 10, 2016 14:01
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Invisible Handjob posted:poo poo that's hosed up are you trying to own me invisible handjob
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Dec 10, 2016 14:05
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Invisible Handjob posted:not really trying and i wasn't really trying to gently caress your mother last night but look what happened 
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Dec 10, 2016 14:08
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Invisible Handjob posted:my moms dead you necrophiliac dont kink shame me
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Dec 10, 2016 14:10
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:was that post interesting or funny, fellow goon 
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Dec 10, 2016 14:13
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Mc Do Well posted:I think you'll find the people who have figured out they shouldn't have more than 1 or 2 kids also support assisted suicide. don't try to say sensible things to invisble handjob he is an angry goon (probably frustrated by being stuck with many, many children)
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Dec 10, 2016 14:28
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Invisible Handjob posted:jesus how do so many of these little crotchspawn even get in there they are slippery -- covered with snot -- and have no sense of self-preservation
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Dec 10, 2016 14:34
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Invisible Handjob posted:I've been trying to reach my hands in there to steal the toys for literally YEARS, clearly I don't have what it takes to go all the way then this is where having children comes in handy. have little timmy push toys out through the hole to you but be warned he won't be able to get out and you will probably have to leave him if you want to get away with this heist.
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Kibbles n Shits posted:People who don't like children, amirite 
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Dec 10, 2016 14:41
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Invisible Handjob posted:yeah this pretty much sums up one of the main reasons i don't have kids you know those clickbait articles with those kinds of pictures and they all like "look at the destruction these little scamps caused!" and they are supposed to be cute and funny but i just get mad looking at them 
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Dec 10, 2016 14:47
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hahaha my kids are such rascals here let me take some photos instead of beating on them 
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darth_pizza posted:plus, when you have kids you never really own anything nice just in case. i dont know that seems kind of awful and bad
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