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but its not about the aliens its about us you & me sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
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the only rational choice is to fight the peeps who are killing you, which are the aliens. don't sit back and chillax and accept your fate, grab the muses by the pussy and write your own destiny! Are you a man? Ay, and a bold one, that dare look on that Which might appall the devil.
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Dec 10, 2016 08:23
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okay you make the rational choice you try and fight them you lose all 3 are strapped into your pods if you don't make a choice, all 3 of you die if you choose, at least one person lives now what do you do ~the aliens are a metaphor~
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Dec 10, 2016 08:26
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i pray and do nothing
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Dec 10, 2016 08:30
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no no no no "don't sit back and chillax and accept your fate, grab the muses by the pussy and write your own destiny!" remember?
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Dec 10, 2016 08:31
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BOOM BOOM THE ALIEN SHIP'S HULL shakes with the fury of an earthquake oh gawd oh lord its the USS DONALD TRUMP pulling into an orbit retrograde to the alien ship's BZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ the Trump's railguns, coilguns and conventional cannons blast beams of projectiles that look like bending streaming lasers the quartet of 4 gigawatt gimbaled saltwater nuclear engines on the Trump send her into a evasive routine un TISSSS missile sized decoys buring with the fury of the sun mask the Trump's approach
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Dec 10, 2016 08:33
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poo poo i hate it when that happens
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Dec 10, 2016 08:34
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simultanious detonations of gigaton warheads dazzle the aliens sensors (which is what causes the alien ship to shake in the first place) droneships launched from earth via converted ICBM streak past the alien ship, pelting her with tiny 1mm rounds that penetrate through the alien's wafflesheilds causing the sound like raindrops to our three heroic prisoners who have used the distraction to get free themselves of their restraints!
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Dec 10, 2016 08:35
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The USS Trump burning at a varying 10 g acceleration spirals in randomly towards the alien ship, reducing the relative velocity, constantly firing 10mm railguns, 1mm coilguns and 45mm and 105mm conventional cannons which mostly act to annoy and penetrate the outer layers of the alien ship's armor!!
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Dec 10, 2016 08:36
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i roll for hotness how hot are the aliens
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the dashing young captian of the USS Trump gives the warning order to the USMC "CONTACT, 1 MINUTE" grizzled space marines stim up and check their devastating weaponry one last time
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Dec 10, 2016 08:37
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waPA STITISITISTISIHSISHSIHSIH hhh the grapples release. (this is what they sound like on the USS Trump, ofc there is no sound in space) when the grapples slam into the alien ship they sound like KA THUNKKKSHUSSISHISHS the marine grappleships are away!!!! the USS Trump overshoots the alien ship at a high relative vel (Remember retrograde orbit) butr the marine grappleships shwooomp out of the Trump and swing widly still belaying chainage to maintain a maximum 10g accel on our company of brave space marines!@!!!
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Dec 10, 2016 08:40
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wait wait wait what's the armor class of the alien ships and what's the armor piercing rating of the grappling hooks hold on i gotta look this up
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Dec 10, 2016 08:41
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Baloogan, back in the pod/execution room, making sure none of his compatriots are still strapped into the pods or anywhere near the pods, yank out the drat lever, which he notices is razor sharp where he yanks it out. he can hear rushing air, and his ears are slightly poping, seems like a projectile or two have gotten through into pressurized compartments! an alien rushes into the room, and baloogan cleaves the snake headed alien in twain with the DUMB loving LEVER !!!!!!!!
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Dec 10, 2016 08:42
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the snake alien has tits.
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Dec 10, 2016 08:43
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Baloogan and co run into the hallway, noting that the alien doors automatically open and shut for any intentional movement near the doors. He spends a second experimenting with the door, seems dumb to have automatic doors on a space ship
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Dec 10, 2016 08:44
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Baloogan posted:the snake alien has tits.
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Dec 10, 2016 08:46
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 and these snake aliens are dumb enough to think up this pod scenario :| anyhow long story short, baloogan reaches the bridge, fights then teaches the alien captain snake the meaning of love, the marines board the ship take everything the gently caress over there are 1000s of alien snakewomen prisoners (only the female snakealiens become adults, the males are consumed during mating) the USS Trump comes along side the alien ship (which Baloogan renamed the USS Bounty after taking command of the prize) and everyone is a hero!
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Dec 10, 2016 08:52
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actually they dress more professionally than the snake alien in that pic
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Dec 10, 2016 08:57
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Al! posted:not particularly
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the snake alien who was cut in half (but, got better, alien medicine is way better than ours) was one of the psychologists and kinda dresses like  while most of the crew of the space ship were in this sort of uniform with vest and a helmet/neck thing that can seal 
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Dec 10, 2016 09:00
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So the first movie stops there, but the second movie cold opens with a new moral dilemma. Catch the Heroes You Love in the next Good People movie: Good People II: Trolley Problem
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Dec 10, 2016 09:30
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Baloogan you are not only a good person but the best person.
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Dec 10, 2016 12:05
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Why are aliens such bad people Baloogan is pretty good though.
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Dec 10, 2016 18:59
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can i have sex with the other two people before going into the deathpods this is important
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Dec 10, 2016 19:44
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i legit dont understand why your poll doesnt include center position
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Dec 10, 2016 20:33
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Maybe the aliens dont want us to pick that one. Probably means we should pick that one
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Dec 10, 2016 20:47
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VOTE YES ON 69 posted:i legit dont understand why your poll doesnt include center position Refusal to cooperate with captors is a hallmark human trait. Also I was going to write Nate Silver into Baloogan's fanfic and make some dumb 'Better Nate than lever' joke but, much like the original, it wasn't worth the effort. Pretend I did and it was very disappointing.
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rudatron posted:I'm posting this because I would appreciate some answers, about a thought experiment. I would appreciate it if everyone answered seriously, at least once. you lost me here OP
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Dec 10, 2016 21:22
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hes already in the fan fiction as a peternerally dishelved space pirate whos obsessed with statistics
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Dec 10, 2016 21:28
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Baloogan posted:the only real answer is band together to kill the aliens, gently caress their games. imagine if north korea did this with american prisoners? the only moral option is to try to escape and not play sick games with your captors
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Dec 10, 2016 21:35
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i didnt read most of the op but did I see we get a guarantee that our compatriots would share our temperment? so we know they will totally have our backs in regards to being obstinate fuckers that refuse to cooperate right down to the bitter end
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Dec 10, 2016 21:41
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I would do nothing, its probably a secret test of character or something
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Dec 10, 2016 23:56
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it's not a secret test of character, it's an open, explicit test of charactersitchensis posted:can i have sex with the other two people before going into the deathpods
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Dec 11, 2016 00:02
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VOTE YES ON 69 posted:i legit dont understand why your poll doesnt include center position
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Dec 11, 2016 00:03
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also the aliens don't care if you don't cooperate, so your spite is pointless stop focusing on the aliens here, they are a device, it's about the actual choice
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Dec 11, 2016 00:08
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rudatron posted:also the aliens don't care if you don't cooperate, so your spite is pointless This sounds like something the aliens would say tbh
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Dec 11, 2016 00:14
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im pretty sure not letting them kill us to answer a hypothetical ethics question is actually the most moral choice though
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Dec 11, 2016 00:29
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Heaven Spacey posted:im pretty sure not letting them kill us to answer a hypothetical ethics question is actually the most moral choice though
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Heaven Spacey posted:im pretty sure not letting them kill us to answer a hypothetical ethics question is actually the most moral choice though
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