Even more shitty shots: the December contest thread!

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Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

Welcome to the Dorkroom photo contest! This thread is going up kind of late, but in my defense nobody takes pictures in December anyway.

last month's theme was "sensory" which I won with some dumbass squirrels

Bubbacub posted:

Squirrel tackle by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

For the new month the theme is :911:

art

Rules THAT MEAN NOTHING:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until roughly the end of the month! after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until Shortly after that! (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. hail satan. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, and makes the new thread!

:siren:

# ? Dec 10, 2016 04:53

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 13:41

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

Ninety Degrees of Cow-3736 on Flickr

# ? Dec 16, 2016 00:58

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

# ? Dec 24, 2016 16:38

Zank Frappa: Oct 16, 2006; Freak me out Frank.

Slightly fat man and his tree, with canon 5d mark 3 and ND by Cantebury Nz, on Flickr

# ? Dec 26, 2016 23:59

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

BRW60287 by Ben Wilcox, on Flickr

:effort:

# ? Dec 27, 2016 03:27

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

# ? Dec 27, 2016 12:35

Magic Hate Ball: May 6, 2007; ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

shapes by difficult listening, on Flickr

# ? Dec 27, 2016 16:56

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 17:01

erephus: May 24, 2012; \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

2016-12-09_141810 by Anders �quist, on Flickr

# ? Dec 27, 2016 23:03

John Dounce: Jan 17, 2012

# ? Dec 29, 2016 15:24

Zank Frappa: Oct 16, 2006; Freak me out Frank.

Dude it's my tree hands off

# ? Dec 30, 2016 11:59

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

# ? Dec 31, 2016 03:51

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

Earth by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

# ? Dec 31, 2016 07:26

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

Christmas lights by Iain Compton, on Flickr

# ? Dec 31, 2016 13:01

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

early vote: konsum and Zank Frappa, joint award.

# ? Dec 31, 2016 15:10

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

Zank Frappa

# ? Jan 1, 2017 16:03

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

# ? Jan 1, 2017 20:47

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

TIME TO VOTE. early birds resubmit your votes if you want them to count :colbert:

BetterLekNextTime posted:

Ninety Degrees of Cow-3736 on Flickr

Ric posted:

Zank Frappa posted:

Slightly fat man and his tree, with canon 5d mark 3 and ND by Cantebury Nz, on Flickr

DJExile posted:

BRW60287 by Ben Wilcox, on Flickr

anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:

Magic Hate Ball posted:

shapes by difficult listening, on Flickr

Soopafly posted:

erephus posted:

2016-12-09_141810 by Anders �quist, on Flickr

konsum posted:

feigning interest posted:

Bubbacub posted:

Earth by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

Helen Highwater posted:

Christmas lights by Iain Compton, on Flickr

Karl Barks posted:

# ? Jan 2, 2017 04:34

underage at the vape shop: May 11, 2011; by Cyrano4747

i want to think koosum is the dude in zank frappas post, also I'm voting zank

# ? Jan 2, 2017 06:05

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

anatoliy pltkrvkay

# ? Jan 2, 2017 13:05

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

Zank Frappa

# ? Jan 2, 2017 14:03

erephus: May 24, 2012; \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

BetterLekNextTime

# ? Jan 2, 2017 16:36

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

feigning interest

# ? Jan 2, 2017 16:42

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

BetterLekNextTime

# ? Jan 2, 2017 17:18

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

erephus

# ? Jan 2, 2017 19:46

tau: Mar 20, 2003; Sigillum Universitatis Kansiensis

BetterLek

# ? Jan 2, 2017 22:59

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

BetterLekNextTime

# ? Jan 3, 2017 01:26

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

BetterLekNextTime

# ? Jan 3, 2017 04:21

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

Zank Frappa

# ? Jan 3, 2017 07:32

John Dounce: Jan 17, 2012

Zank Frappa

# ? Jan 3, 2017 15:15

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

soopafly

# ? Jan 3, 2017 15:20

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

____erephus____

# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:41

k-zed: Dec 1, 2008; Fallen Rib

BetterLekNextTime

# ? Jan 4, 2017 12:54

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

unchanged: konsum and Zank Frappa, joint award.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 13:07

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

FINAL TALLY

Zank - 5
anatoliy - 1
BetterLekNextTime - 6
feigning - 1
erephus - 2
soopafly - 1
konsum - 1

BetterLekNextTime wins by one vote! Congratulations! The January thread is yours to make.

BetterLekNextTime posted:

Ninety Degrees of Cow-3736 on Flickr

# ? Jan 4, 2017 14:42

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Extra points to betterlek for that great title on the photo as well

# ? Jan 4, 2017 20:03

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

Holy poo poo y'all. In honor of another unqualified hack who just won something big, how about next month's theme is HUGE*
*will also accept bigly, and apocalypse.

I'll get the new thread up soon.

# ? Jan 5, 2017 06:05