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porkface
Dec 29, 2000

They can be the new designated drivers for Liam and Jake and anyone else who needs a bottle to put this season behind them.

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porkface
Dec 29, 2000

I would like to apologize in advance for the Portland Timbers having the highest fouls to fouled ratio in the league this season, possibly topping all other teams combined (based on recent additions and assuming we lose Nagbe).

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

whypick1 posted:

Dempsey is playing :neckbeard:

It's still going to be a few months before he's cleared to slap guys in the junk.

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

Portland waives Jack Mac
http://www.oregonlive.com/timbers/index.ssf/2017/03/portland_timbers_waive_forward_1.html

This should carry with it a curse on the club, but I think we're about to have a good year. This will have been a more interesting move if we lose Adi to a better league at some point.

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