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Look at the ol pedophile Rich Brody that the New Yorker dug out of the dungeon to review RO: http://www.newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/rogue-one-reviewed-is-it-time-to-abandon-the-star-wars-franchise lol From the same guy who wrote http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/what-the-seven-star-wars-films-reveal-about-george-lucas quote:What endures for the critics and their lay associates, for aesthetes who live for the beauty and the pleasure of movies, is Lucas’s directing—of two films, “Attack of the Clones” and, especially, “Revenge of the Sith.” If Lucas had done nothing else in his life, he’d have an honored place in my personal pantheon for that work. http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/how-the-gently caress-high-was-this-new-yorker-guy-when-he-wrote-1790058128 quote:Listen. I am not going to try to unpack and critique the bonkers Rogue One review published by the New Yorker’s Richard Brody today. I do not even know where to begin. I am just going to blockquote some portions down below this paragraph, and I invite you to join me in making halting, inarticulate, baffled vocalizations at them. tldr: rogue one is probably pretty good, but it appears the usual suspects will post reviews au contrarian for the clicks
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 04:45 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Man the hot takes about this movie are going to be insufferable. I had this literal discussion in my office 1 hour ago, what gives
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 21:20 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:
I blame people beating the Tr*mp money-horse into any headline possible for mega c-c-c-combo clicks
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 21:52 |
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Trip report movie owns go see immediately
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 04:30 |
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MazelTovCocktail posted:Vader at the end. Yeah holy poo poo
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 16:33 |
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:
JEJ's voicing is definitely off. He phoned it in. The usual cheesy-slow cadence of his speech is gone...it's like he's doing a blind read, "gently caress you I'm JEJ pay me all the money for being this damned cyborg force demon again". Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Fuuuuuck I was planning on seeing it with my parents on Xmas but I might sneak off and have my own private viewing? Is it a movie you can watch twice and enjoy? Yeah I am going to see it...several times
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 16:35 |
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Man I am so fuckin sick of hearing about people's opinions on the CGI when there's so many other cool things to talk about. Like, it's interesting they did it, but the arguments on who looked right/wrong are as dumb as those "the dress is blue/the dress is black" social media meltdowns. Anyways. Baze Malbus machine gun is all I want for Christmas. Also that white shaggy wookie knockoff carrying a space minigun gently caress gently caress gently caress, why didn't they bring him to Scarif gently caress, also the general getting shot down I wish the TIE fighter on the comms tower scene from the previews had been brought back; I wish K2 magically survived and/or I hope he gets his own spinoff movie
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 22:12 |
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Handsome Ralph posted:https://twitter.com/rrrroux/status/810852734647881728 That sounds kinda metal
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 21:41 |
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This may be my autism showing itself but I don't see how "I find your lack of faith disturbing" is controversial or possibly silly in the way that "Apology accepted" and "Don't choke" are - it sounds melodramatic but not as egregiously punny. What am I missing?
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 16:38 |
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Genocide Tendency posted:Controversial? "I find your lack of faith disturbing" is one of cinema's greatest lines. People hold it up as a parallel and an example as to why "Don't choke on your aspirations" should be accepted -- I'm struggling to figure out why.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 03:13 |
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Vasudus posted:The Jedi faith/the force at that point in the series has been pretty much eliminated as all living practitioners sans a handful had been eliminated, every source of written knowledge had been scourged from the galaxy, speaking about it was heresy, and most people alive (humans anyway) who were around when the Jedi were still a thing are dead. Duder made an off the cuff comment about a thing that was from his perspective pure fantasy, and was subsequently proven wrong in a show of force (hurf). Oh ok, so Vader was being entirely sarcastic and drat well knew the guy by all rights should have a total "lack of faith". Now that you explain it, it's obvious. Ok, I'm the autist. That should have been obvious.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 06:29 |
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None of you would be complaining about these things if darth vader was real Just saying
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 16:43 |
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Kuroyama posted:If he didn't put the emphasis on "choke", I would have had no problem with the line. It should've been a subtle pun, but he said it like he was telling a dad joke. Granted, it's a dad joke involving murder, but still. shut up
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 04:54 |
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Ya but the subtle pun none of us gave a second thought to kind of make him seem less serious and tough y'know? I hate sand
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 15:11 |
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https://twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/811659459307061249 https://twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/811620111752663040 https://twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/811322031803396096
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 04:30 |
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Han and Leia are back together at least
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 04:31 |
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