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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
With Trump and the Republicans in power, we're probably looking at more income inequality, lower wages, fewer worker protections, and probably another recession as the boom bust cycle of capitalism gets faster and faster in our nightmare cyber future.

So how are you planning to supplement your caloric intake during the tough years ahead? Anybody planting a garden? raising chickens? starting a small tilapia farm? Bees?

Share tips and resources itt.

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Actually we're going to enter an inflationary cycle so wages are going to increase simultaneously with the easing of the personal debt burden for all Americans.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
instead of drinking bottled water, piss in your mouth

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

-transition to produce mainly grown and sold to farmers markets
-letting fat people go hungry b/c they can take it
-take lessons in self defense, regularly
-punch out pearl clutchers and take their money
-embrace global warming by wearing almost jack poo poo
-stock up on foods that come dried, like beans and rice and oats
-punch out pearl clutchers and take their money

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Buy alcohol in bulk.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

run a value-brand blood rejuvenation business that harvests street orphans

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i'm gonna die and i'm gonna like it

i invite all interested parties to take a fair portion of my corpse

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

hand-made h. sapiens bone crafts sell well with the bay area tribes, but they're gonna insist on a certificate of authenticity so make sure the donator leaves a signature before extraction

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Having a stable job that pays well

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
gonna start making meth

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

follow the revolutionary self sufficiency ideology Juche

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

sign up for Uber's new Safe Employment Reliable Funding program

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

im gonna get a better job, make more money, and buy better thingsTRUMP

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
I make kefir and sauerkraut on the reg.

I tried making kombucha but I couldn't get the balance of sweet and sour right.

I also recently got a hunting license :getin:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Poop everywhere

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Robbin' old folks and makin' a dash

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

does eating nazis and the rich count as self sufficient

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Feranon posted:

does eating nazis and the rich count as self sufficient
just don't eat nerve tissue

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

I've already planted kale in the vegetable garden

Dr Cox MD
Sep 11, 2001

Listen Up, Newbies.

LegoPirateNinja posted:

... wages are going to increase simultaneously with the easing of the personal debt burden for all Americans

Go on...

Pigma Dengar
Nov 11, 2016
Jack it until I get sick and die

if you're poor, the most calories for your buck are probably pop tarts, do what I do and have 1 night a week be "Pop Tart Night" where you just eat pop tarts. its kinda like David Suzuki's "meatless mondays" idea

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pigma Dengar posted:

Jack it until I get sick and die

if you're poor, the most calories for your buck are probably pop tarts, do what I do and have 1 night a week be "Pop Tart Night" where you just eat pop tarts. its kinda like David Suzuki's "meatless mondays" idea

happy Meaningless Mondays everyone, im over here filling myself with ashen, crumbly pastry filled with a thin layer of sweet corn paste.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol @ the bougie bitch who only has one day of crushing depression making life meaningless in a week

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Tatum Girlparts posted:

lol @ the bougie bitch who only has one day of crushing depression making life meaningless in a week

meaningless mondays
taco-my-life tuesdays
dump day
throwup thursdays
gently caress fridays
sadturdays
sunday (mornin comin down)

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

The price of commodities will also increase.

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer
I'm sad every day of the week but Sunday, Sunday is good.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Pouring all my money into buying this


Man Musk posted:

I've already planted kale in the vegetable garden

What variety? Red Russian has been good for me and it sounds ideologically correct.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
i plan on snitching on my neighbors to the thought police and proudly thinking of myself as one of the "good ones" as i'm lynched from the nearest lamp post

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
please donate to my Not My President Online Store kickstarter we will be offering rewards such as a bumper sticker that says 'the russians hacked my democracy' and at the $25000 tier we will commission a billboard in macon, georgia with the words 'miss me yet?' and the politician of your choice smiling or doing a thumbs up (or both!)

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
sometimes you have to draw your own anime, thats all im gonan say op

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

hunt for fresh human organs to sell to the trumpcare corporation

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Take a job left vacant by the increased deportations.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
-buy property during 2019-2020 foreclosure crisis
-figure out how to make money off of student debt bubble being burst in 2017

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

burning fat people corpses for warmth

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Atrocious Joe posted:

Pouring all my money into buying this



What variety? Red Russian has been good for me and it sounds ideologically correct.

I wanna live in Tiretown those treads are loving perfect

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Fallen Hamprince posted:

burning fat people corpses for warmth

Attacks on fat people will be treated as capital hate crimes due to the sensitivity of our President, who is fat as poo poo.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

everyone please give me money so i survive.....

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Well I already shoot/fish about 75% of my protein and harvest all my own heat (woodstove), so I dunno..start a veggie garden probably? I'm kinda limited to cabbages, carrots, potatoes and the like here in AK but those are all p.tasty.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

That DICK! posted:

everyone please give me money so i survive.....

ive linked my posting patreon in here several times and all i got was one guy whos putting a nickel in every month thats costing me five fiddy in transaction fees every month

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Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
I may start scoping out the McMansions in Fairfax and Loudon county. I hear that's where all the DC lobbyists live, they're also the two richest counties in the country, so I'm pretty sure even if i get caught burglarizing them there's not a jury that would convict.

Alternatively, I hear dying is pretty self sufficient.

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