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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:justpost: your Paranormal/Conspiracy related jibjab.

Robots conquering the world will come not for several hundred years when we depend on technology for everything we do. Think about it, there's technology in almost everything and there's still more coming. If the humans evolve like the ones did in the movie Wallie, we'll be screwed for sure. Google would be a prime example of this. Their translator keeps getting better & their A.I. made it's own language. This is going very fast paced. What will occur in the next decade? We have devices that can pinpoint us on maps and when the bots start marching towards everyone, it's over unless we go off the grid.

Cybernetics is advancing behind closed doors. A lot of government testing is likely to be going on. How long until every brain is somewhat cybernetic and hack-able? This will prolly go beyond Deus Ex.

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Farecoal

There he go
i think there's a ghost in my house but he's pretty chill so whatever

take the moon

by sebmojo
i think god is hacking the matrix to make me gay. i think a lot about bones and then my dark thoughts start hating heterosexual reproductive sex for the counterweight curse of mortality

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Farecoal posted:

i think there's a ghost in my house but he's pretty chill so whatever

Try talking to it. See how it's doing.

Piso Mojado

oh good i was just thinking how much i missed the last conspiracy theory thread


social vegan



in 20 years the only fresh air we'll be able to breathe will be from the inside of gumballs

social vegan



i think double bubble is actually triple bubble

Android Blues

PALE SPECTRES posted:

i think god is hacking the matrix to make me gay. i think a lot about bones and then my dark thoughts start hating heterosexual reproductive sex for the counterweight curse of mortality

Senior Management



social vegan posted:

i think double bubble is actually triple bubble

hosed up if true. Have you contacted wikileaks about this?

:jerry:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


JFK was killed by his own ghost. FROM THE FUTURE

Plebian Parasite

The lord of the rings books are non fiction

take the moon

by sebmojo
i took the redpill. i now know that succubi are foul temptresses that suck the life essence from men. theyre harlots who just want to ride the dream carousel. ive wasted my whole life trying to get the attention of these foul creatures. what a fool i was

ive heard good things about hot fay chicks

Farecoal

There he go

Yobgoblin posted:

Try talking to it. See how it's doing.

ghost update: his name is phil and he's going to start helping with the rent

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HAIKOOLIGAN

Farecoal posted:

i think there's a ghost in my house but he's pretty chill so whatever

STAY SAFE POVERTY GHOST!



Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

JFK was killed by his own ghost. FROM THE FUTURE

please continue

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alnilam

Yobgoblin posted:

please continue

that's certainly not what the future ghost of JFK said to his past self as he pulled the trigger

Farecoal

There he go
ghost update: things got kind of, uh, weird between us? so he's going to haunt another place for awhile :(

take the moon

by sebmojo
:kiddo: happens mane

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Macnult

farmers helped spread the rumor that gmos are bad to get back at monsanto for screwing them over

Macnult

people use conspiracy theories for both good and evil, but no one knows whose side they're on

Macnult

the internet is a series of ghosts

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What kind of problems do ghost detectives have?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Yobgoblin posted:

What kind of problems do ghost detectives have?

probably ibs, it seems like a sorta high stress job right?


Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

probably ibs, it seems like a sorta high stress job right?

you think that affects their haunting jobs?

ghost detective: pooo...

steve: hm?

ghost detective: poooooo...

steve: hello??

ghost detective: poooooooooo...

steve: boo? are you even trying?

ghost detective: dude, just take the money and let me use your bathroom

Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Dec 17, 2016

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take the moon

by sebmojo

Macnult posted:

the internet is a series of ghosts

a series of spooks

bean mom

PALE SPECTRES posted:

:kiddo: happens mane

ghostin pals :hfive:

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take the moon

by sebmojo
4 afterlyfe

take the moon

by sebmojo
were all dying and this is a dmt dream. were posting on the forums because god stepped on the product

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The time travelling ghost of JFK also was responsible for the Hindenburg Disaster, but only because not doing so would have resulted in the HINDENBURG APOCALYPSE

take the moon

by sebmojo
we think the deep state has us on 6 layers of psyops but its actually 7

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
All of existence is actually a really bad hangover after a massive party in Valhalla

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Rushi

by Smythe
9-11 was an outside job by ghosts

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rushi posted:

9-11 was an outside job by ghosts

Ghosts who are good at making holograms.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Rip ambassador. Where's the blood?

Ultra Spoot

Listen, man, what if, like, conspiracies... are a conspiracy? *pops out of existence*

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ultra Spoot posted:

Listen, man, what if, like, conspiracies... are a conspiracy? *pops out of existence*

the government hires people like alex jones to keep people scared of them

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HAIKOOLIGAN

Yobgoblin posted:

the government hires people like alex jones to keep people scared of them

MIND BLOWN



take the moon

by sebmojo
I was a stillbirth and this is my would-be moms weird idea of what my posting wouldve been like

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take the moon

by sebmojo
halfway boys *are* poo poo

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Android Blues

PALE SPECTRES posted:

I was a stillbirth and this is my would-be moms weird idea of what my posting wouldve been like

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