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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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elon musk is an alien human hybrid. while earth is his current home he lacks the technology to make it back to his own planet. so, he's racing against time to make the parts technologically advanced to get back to his home planet.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:32
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what happens if he doesnt make the parts in time
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Dec 22, 2016 00:40
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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he'll never go home
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Dec 22, 2016 01:48
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if you rearrange the letters in elon musk you get
lone kums
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Dec 22, 2016 15:39
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um, no elks
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Dec 22, 2016 20:56
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Elon Musk is one of Nicola Tesla's grandsons. Tesla left his home planet on a mission of discovery. However, before Tesla left, Musk had placed a tracking device he created. The tracking device itself was very durable and it dispensed small beacons as Tesla made stops while exploring. Musk missed his grandfather dearly and followed the trail the tracking beacons left behind. Musk didn't anticipate that his ship also wouldn't be able to stay stable when entering earth's atmosphere.
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Dec 22, 2016 21:13
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Dec 22, 2016 21:51
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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the government hires people like alex jones to keep people scared of them
What if Alex Jones is actually our reptilian overlord?
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Dec 22, 2016 22:00
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am I a bad person for knowing Alex jones is a member of the illuminati? the answer may surprise you
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Dec 22, 2016 22:02
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- Yobgoblin
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Why I can't take Alex Jones seriously: https://youtu.be/5Ido2B4HqFM
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Dec 22, 2016 22:54
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- Yobgoblin
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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What kind of audio logs from bugged cars does the CIA listen to in new years eve parties?
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Dec 28, 2016 21:48
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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You think in Deus EX years people roiting will use EMP bombs on cyborgs including robocops?
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Dec 29, 2016 19:26
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Nobody tells the truth about what's really going on in the antarctic.
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Dec 29, 2016 20:33
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Good for them.
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Dec 29, 2016 21:03
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It's actually very warm and pleasant
except for the rampaging walrii
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Dec 29, 2016 23:38
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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So I've been meaning to ask. When are we gonna get to see those transcripts?
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Jan 1, 2017 09:36
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So I've been meaning to ask. When are we gonna get to see those transcripts?
*sigh* I told you a hundred times, the transcripts office said they lost my file, but I swear i got a 4.0
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Jan 1, 2017 17:51
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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the skelegate army is coming. just you wait.
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Jan 2, 2017 04:10
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alex jones is actually a giant moth and when he goes crazy its cuz someones lit his studio on fire offcamera
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Jan 2, 2017 18:13
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I started writing a text adventure today, and I gotta think of a clever psuedonym for George Soros if he's gonna fund it.
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Jan 3, 2017 06:32
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george snoros
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Jan 3, 2017 14:16
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bore-ge snoros
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Jan 3, 2017 14:39
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Ty
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Jan 3, 2017 15:37
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Jorge Serious
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Jan 3, 2017 16:29
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Passed out in the bread isle with Ben Carson
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Jan 4, 2017 10:41
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actually cabbage patch kids are born in a cabbage patch but dont smell like cabbages which is suspicious
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Jan 4, 2017 13:50
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i think god is hacking the matrix to make me gay. i think a lot about bones and then my dark thoughts start hating heterosexual reproductive sex for the counterweight curse of mortality
Holy poo poo, same.
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Jan 4, 2017 15:43
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ppl think the deep state is the source of black chemtrails. the truth is the deep state is made up of living black chemtrails
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Jan 6, 2017 13:09
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- Yobgoblin
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alex jones started off by getting paid to say crazy poo poo 24/7. then someone came along and paid him to not say crazy poo poo 24/7. then, it evolved into the same 2 people paying him back and fourth like an ebay bid until those 2 people reached out for more funds for this battle. this "info war" if you will. eventusallu everyone and their mothers will take sides on who pays alex jones to talk or shut up.
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