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Evidence suggests that the elites have developed a type of aerosol mind-control drug that is being applied to cat food. How it works is your cat eats the treated food, and metabolizes the chemical which activates it. Then your cat farts, and it releases the compound into the air and you end up breathing it in. There is no effect to the cat because cats are in bed with the elites. I mean, think about it, cats and lizards are genetically the same when you factor their alien DNA into the equation. It's also the same reason you see Werewolves and lizardmen living in the same underground facilities. Basically cats are just friendly (on the surface) domesticated werewolves. WaKE UP sheeple.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 21:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:56 |
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pale spectres gets it.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 23:17 |
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BeEP BooP BEEP SeND Us YOUR deeTS, My SEXy AlIEN SISTER THINKs YOur HOT BOrp biP bOoop That's the message I received when I took a field trip (astrally projected) to my local alien pyramid and spirit-hosed upon it with a Nicola Tesla clone from the future.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 22:32 |
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PALE SPECTRES posted:vampires wmd werewolves are naturally occuring phenomena but the nukes are glitches fixed that for you.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 23:02 |
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I almost immediately evacuated my bowel when I read that headline.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 21:05 |