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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:justpost: your Paranormal/Conspiracy related jibjab.

Robots conquering the world will come not for several hundred years when we depend on technology for everything we do. Think about it, there's technology in almost everything and there's still more coming. If the humans evolve like the ones did in the movie Wallie, we'll be screwed for sure. Google would be a prime example of this. Their translator keeps getting better & their A.I. made it's own language. This is going very fast paced. What will occur in the next decade? We have devices that can pinpoint us on maps and when the bots start marching towards everyone, it's over unless we go off the grid.

Cybernetics is advancing behind closed doors. A lot of government testing is likely to be going on. How long until every brain is somewhat cybernetic and hack-able? This will prolly go beyond Deus Ex.

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Farecoal posted:

i think there's a ghost in my house but he's pretty chill so whatever

Try talking to it. See how it's doing.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

JFK was killed by his own ghost. FROM THE FUTURE

please continue

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Yobgoblin

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What kind of problems do ghost detectives have?

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

probably ibs, it seems like a sorta high stress job right?

you think that affects their haunting jobs?

ghost detective: pooo...

steve: hm?

ghost detective: poooooo...

steve: hello??

ghost detective: poooooooooo...

steve: boo? are you even trying?

ghost detective: dude, just take the money and let me use your bathroom

Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Dec 17, 2016

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Rushi posted:

9-11 was an outside job by ghosts

Ghosts who are good at making holograms.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Rip ambassador. Where's the blood?

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ultra Spoot posted:

Listen, man, what if, like, conspiracies... are a conspiracy? *pops out of existence*

the government hires people like alex jones to keep people scared of them

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
elon musk is an alien human hybrid. while earth is his current home he lacks the technology to make it back to his own planet. so, he's racing against time to make the parts technologically advanced to get back to his home planet.

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he'll never go home

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Elon Musk is one of Nicola Tesla's grandsons. Tesla left his home planet on a mission of discovery. However, before Tesla left, Musk had placed a tracking device he created. The tracking device itself was very durable and it dispensed small beacons as Tesla made stops while exploring. Musk missed his grandfather dearly and followed the trail the tracking beacons left behind. Musk didn't anticipate that his ship also wouldn't be able to stay stable when entering earth's atmosphere.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Why I can't take Alex Jones seriously: https://youtu.be/5Ido2B4HqFM

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What kind of audio logs from bugged cars does the CIA listen to in new years eve parties?

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You think in Deus EX years people roiting will use EMP bombs on cyborgs including robocops?

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nobody tells the truth about what's really going on in the antarctic.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So I've been meaning to ask. When are we gonna get to see those transcripts?

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the skelegate army is coming. just you wait.

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Passed out in the bread isle with Ben Carson

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
alex jones started off by getting paid to say crazy poo poo 24/7. then someone came along and paid him to not say crazy poo poo 24/7. then, it evolved into the same 2 people paying him back and fourth like an ebay bid until those 2 people reached out for more funds for this battle. this "info war" if you will. eventusallu everyone and their mothers will take sides on who pays alex jones to talk or shut up.

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problematic hug posted:

did you know? skeleton jack is king of the pumpkin patch

:rip: great pumpkin

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treasure bear posted:

my mom filled my hole lunch box with stolen subway marinara sauce and it spilled all down my leg

Not the marinara!! D:

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
When's the last time anyone encountered a prehistoric sea bug? They're valuable and if you find one an extract company will but it. They'll use it to create benefiting elixirs. They can also mess with the toxins.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Are droughts just an excuse for the Chinese to use their weather control machines to attack the coast of California?

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
nobody ever stops to think for the chance that maybe... just maybe... we've been taken over already and placed in optical VR headsets. hell, the glitch in the system is to shake it off like anything else. my question is: How in the blue hell do we even have nukes when vampires and werewolves are still about?!

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Farecoal posted:

the pyramids ARE the aliens!!

No, they're tools to give aliens our info

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PALE SPECTRES posted:

vampires amd werewolves are naturally occuring phenomena but the nukes are glitches

bitches aint poo poo but glitches and nukes

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bill clinton's therapist: "ow... my kankles... oh.. marmalade..."

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by this point, farming is a science. that means that farmers have been cloning their livestock for a quicker buck. why you may ask? it falls hand in hand with over population.

Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Feb 6, 2017

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be careful around dentists and orthodontists, they can implant grain sized devices that can control parts of your brain. how to fix this? just have a magnet taped to the back of your neck

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PALE SPECTRES posted:

that makes the hairs on my nape bristle in spiralling non euclidean patterns tho...???

Small price to pay for replacing the foil look.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rushi posted:

FAN DEATH is a ghost coverup!

Nobody knows this but there's a species of ghosts who are cloud-like. They have the ability to change their molicules. They are split apart but function as a hive mind. They reap ghosts they view as inferior. Fans are one of the only things that can stop them.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What do you think the ghost of Dr. Frankenstein is up to now?

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PALE SPECTRES posted:

i have no doubt hes controlling something

the question is what

Himself

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Alien selfies... will we ever find them? They've been here before and one of them knows how to use earth internet. If one knows, then it taught others. They could potentially have their own network connected to the earth's internet. Will we ever discover them? :iiam:

Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Feb 24, 2017

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That's enough conspiracy theories for now.

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