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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

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Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012





She should never have cut me out of the will

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


so what

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


sometimes it's not clear which word is substituted

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


any priests looking for a last minute gift for the boss?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
nothing says you're looking for a long term relationship like this one

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

you irl
Jan 22, 2014




collect them all!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

lmao

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

jfc

Nemico
Sep 23, 2006



Nemico fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Dec 19, 2016

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

*rips into nearby crawdad*
Wait ...I could be having sex too?!?!

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009






Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Hmmm... Same

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem



Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

guys there's something weird about my uber driver



e: jfc

Inexplicable Humblebrag fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Dec 19, 2016

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i, uh



http://www.idakoos.com/tshirt/spending-time-with-kids-makes-hot-can-somebody-help-me,1974369

you irl
Jan 22, 2014



you'll hear from my lawyers :argh:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i apologise i have no idea how i missed that

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i apologise i have no idea how i missed that

as punishment you have to wear this every day for a year

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD








:smith: :911:

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




That website is best

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strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


I am so goddamn glad to see that this thread has returned.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

luv 2 date boys posted:

nothing says you're looking for a long term relationship like this one

That is just great. And what a wonderful "hobby" too!
The animal section holds this gem:



It's not even fair


Or maybe


e: for the schizophrenic in your life

DeadMansSuspenders fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Dec 19, 2016

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


it's the simple things in life

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


ladies? :grin:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


dude wtf

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
only one genre of sport will settle this

Lhet
Apr 2, 2008

bloop




you irl
Jan 22, 2014



found a gift for your mom. only problem is it doesn't come in XXXL!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I am 12 years old.









I could go on and on.

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