A Spaceship for Lowtax

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nockturne: Aug 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Since Lowtax is giving us all virtual spaceships for Christmas I feel that it's only right we should give him one in return. I can't draw but I drew this base model spaceship anyhow. Can I get some help to deck it out properly? Maybe some guns or something. I don't know anything about spaceships or what they are supposed to have.

Or you could draw your own spaceship, that would work too.

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

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shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

shoophobo posted:

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Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

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The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Grant DaNasty posted:

I like this rocketship

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Verily I Shat: May 24, 2015; by Smythe

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Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

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:effort:

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like this rocketship

Make the dick flaccid and then we're talking. :getin:

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Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Just go back in time and put him on Heaven's Gate duh

# ? Dec 17, 2016 08:31

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Thread title makes it sound like Lowtax is dying of AIDS in a Lifetime movie.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 08:37

Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Thread title makes it sound like Lowtax is dying of AIDS in a Lifetime movie.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 09:05

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Grant DaNasty posted:

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Grant DaNasty posted:

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Grant DaNasty posted:

really good poo poo

# ? Dec 17, 2016 23:33

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

what does Lowtax need with a starship?

# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:12

nockturne: Aug 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Mycroft Holmes posted:

what does Lowtax need with a starship?

What doesn't he need with one?

# ? Dec 18, 2016 10:30

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Thread title makes it sound like Lowtax is dying of AIDS in a Lifetime movie.

Grant DaNasty posted:

555five5 goun siare

# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:02

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Grant DaNasty posted:

Just close the thread now because I don't know what can beat this.

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Grant DaNasty posted:

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jyrque: Sep 4, 2011; Gravy Boat 2k

Grant DaNasty posted:

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Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

Grant DaNasty posted:

someone print this as a poster and mail it to Lowtax for Christmas

# ? Dec 18, 2016 14:48

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

Mycroft Holmes posted:

someone print this as a poster and mail it to Lowtax for Christmas

barely big enough for a postcard

# ? Dec 18, 2016 15:33

weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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Machai posted:

barely big enough for a postcard

just stretch it out dude

# ? Dec 18, 2016 15:38

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Grant DaNasty posted:

This thread is headed for the moon

# ? Dec 18, 2016 16:21

Dark Off: Aug 14, 2015

http://i.imgur.com/WtyGQ6p.mp4

I give lowtax full right to use this ship in his Spaceman Spaceship Wars (In Space)
or just use it himself. The cock pit is rather fabulous feature of the ship

# ? Dec 18, 2016 16:46

Disgruntled Bovine: Jul 5, 2010

# ? Dec 18, 2016 17:15

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Dark Off posted:

http://i.imgur.com/WtyGQ6p.mp4

I give lowtax full right to use this ship in his Spaceman Spaceship Wars (In Space)
or just use it himself. The cock pit is rather fabulous feature of the ship

This owns.

# ? Dec 18, 2016 18:24

Sion: Oct 16, 2004; "I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

holy poo poo what is this from

Sion fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Dec 18, 2016

# ? Dec 18, 2016 18:48

cnut: May 3, 2016

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

The balls look dangerously exposed :ohdear:

# ? Dec 18, 2016 18:51

Disgruntled Bovine: Jul 5, 2010

Sion posted:

holy poo poo what is this from

Empyrion: Galactic Survival

A space game that actually exists!

cnut posted:

The balls look dangerously exposed

Yes, but what you don't realize is he's also into CBT.

Disgruntled Bovine fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Dec 18, 2016

# ? Dec 18, 2016 18:56

Sion: Oct 16, 2004; "I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Empyrion: Galactic Survival

A space game that actually exists!

Yes, but what you don't realize is he's also into CBT.

please tell me you can park a ship inside it

# ? Dec 18, 2016 19:01

Disgruntled Bovine: Jul 5, 2010

Sion posted:

please tell me you can park a ship inside it

Oh, you can.

# ? Dec 18, 2016 19:07

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Oh, you can.

gently caress yeah

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DavidAlltheTime: Feb 14, 2008; All David...all the TIME!

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Oh, you can.

how can I get that one?

# ? Dec 18, 2016 21:10

Harvey Baldman: Jan 11, 2011; ATTORNEY AT LAW
Justice is bald, like an eagle, or Lady Liberty's docket.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how can I get that one?

Edit: New link. Here. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=792414219

I set it to public, but they take it down periodically because, well, it's a goatse. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Harvey Baldman fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Dec 18, 2016

# ? Dec 18, 2016 21:18

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Oh, you can.

Now that's the game No Man's Sky should've been.

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The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Honestly that's the game every game should have been

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