Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
This is the secret DOTA thread

:siren: Rules :siren:

Know your place. Do not speak to senior regulars or very high skill players without being spoken to first!


do NOT report posters in this thread, just flame them like a normal person

do not post 10 paragraph screeds about "meta"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY74eKw0FgI



:siren: Tier List :siren:


God Tier: Black Baby Goku

Good, and sometimes funny even: Strong Bird, Wangsbig, Idiotii, Larry Parish, Bahn Mi, nanomashoes, Kild

White Noise : Everyone not listed in the other categories

The Embodiment of YOSPOS : The furry, Craig K, FlyingPingu, Stringball[THIS GUY SHOVES PILLS IN HIS rear end in a top hat AND IS A BRONY], ThePeavstenator, Luna Was Here, drunken officeparty, Ramagamma, Nevvy Z


Black Baby Goku fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Dec 22, 2016

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY74eKw0FgI

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

added to OP

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Left click on the minimap not working? Simply right click on it first!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

jBrereton posted:

Left click on the minimap not working? Simply right click on it first!

confirmed this works for me as well

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I honestly haven't played one game without a monkey king on my team that had a rampage. He is very broken

Cyberpope v2
Oct 26, 2002

by Lowtax
Just pick viper and win every game.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Lycan and Centaur are the secret most OP heroes of this patch.

Zoolooman
Mar 30, 2003

Black Baby Goku posted:

I honestly haven't played one game without a monkey king on my team that had a rampage. He is very broken

this hero is sincerely ridiculous. best counters i've seen give you vision over him, like zeus or slardar. busting trees is pretty irrelevant.

Zoolooman
Mar 30, 2003

Nanomashoes posted:

Lycan and Centaur are the secret most OP heroes of this patch.

centaur for sure. plus return aura lmao

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I've seen pudge counter him well hooking into trees

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
game, is good

Zoolooman
Mar 30, 2003

Black Baby Goku posted:

I've seen pudge counter him well hooking into trees

Anything that has a chance to reposition him out of his ultimate is also good late game. Venge swap at 18 for example.

Geight
Aug 7, 2010

Oh, All-Knowing One, behold me!
Earth Spirit is real good because you can crush trees and punch him out of his ult

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pudge counters every mobility hero as long as he can stay ahead or even in XP. Except maybe Storm.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

https://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/monkey-king/matchups

Noun Verber
Oct 12, 2006

Cool party, guys.
I had a friend who was so busy playing DOTA that they didn't realize their wife was cheating on them because of how much they played DOTA. Game of the decade for sure.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Noun Verber posted:

I had a friend who was so busy playing DOTA that they didn't realize their wife was cheating on them because of how much they played DOTA. Game of the decade for sure.

It's that good

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Offlane LC is back on the menu boys

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I found the tier list

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
its also taking a really long time today to find a match

gangnam reference
Dec 26, 2010

shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot

Black Baby Goku posted:

I found the tier list

hmmm why is kild funny? He just reposts me an hour late

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
we don't question the list

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110
is the new patch good, games have been weird and I can't tell

dangerdoom volvo
Nov 5, 2009
is that actually a guy talking about dota patch notes for 9 hours or is it like looped or something

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Glad to see the thread so bad it was kicked out of crew chat has returned to it's rightful home.

Death Bot posted:

is the new patch good, games have been weird and I can't tell

This but like, the last 3 patches.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Death Bot posted:

is the new patch good, games have been weird and I can't tell
The minimap has the wrong kind of ram

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Very sneaky, very clever.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dangerdoom volvo posted:

is that actually a guy talking about dota patch notes for 9 hours or is it like looped or something

lol what do you think

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110
Patch notes tier lists:

God tier: getting on a voice chat with some friends and yelling incoherently

Good: ?

White noise: reading any goons opinion about dota

Awful: reddit, any video that is longer than 5 minutes

Piss rear end: a video that you will definitely put you to sleep, and you will wake up while it is still playing

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

MK's lifesteal isn't affected by armor lol.



e: Also refraction, GA, Spiked Carapace. False Promise, Borrowed Time, Aphotic Shield

Kild fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Dec 19, 2016

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110
What's everyone's dota tunes, I've mostly been listening to soft jazz bc I secretly wish every game soundtrack was the wave race soundtrack

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
The drive soundtrack and Hotline Miami 1 sound track

gangnam reference
Dec 26, 2010

shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot

Death Bot posted:

What's everyone's dota tunes, I've mostly been listening to soft jazz bc I secretly wish every game soundtrack was the wave race soundtrack

https://youtu.be/GOF9E2WirfE

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo
new game, new thread, these are truly exciting times

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Snazzy Frocks posted:

new game, new thread, these are truly exciting times

Can it stay relatively non hostile, that's the question!

BossTweed
Apr 9, 2001


Doctor Rope

Black Baby Goku posted:

The drive soundtrack and Hotline Miami 1 sound track

You might like this (goon made site/station):
http://www.shazbotsyndicate.com/

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

VideoGames posted:

Can it stay relatively non hostile, that's the question!

No

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Then I feel sad for its future.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

VideoGames posted:

Then I feel sad for its future.

You shouldn't.

  • Locked thread