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If you're like me, a staunch Republican who has fundamentally irreconcilable issues with the policies and invective of Donald Trump, and are absolutely not a bitter whiner about the meme kids singling you out as weak or ineffective, I ask that you join me here at the #NeverTrump headquarters where we can discuss: -The works of Milton Friedman -Bow ties -Lazy and disrespectful kids now well into their thirties -Unfavorable comparisons of Barrack Obama to Jimmy Carter that we might not have touched on yet -New and more erudite words for phrenology and other race sciences, so as to make them more palatable for re-submission to basically all the medical journals -How we absolutely do satisfy our spouses -Hamilton -How government regulation caused the banking crisis -Crossing the bench and compromising, and how to get the Democrats to do that more for us -Cum -WWE Roadblock: End of the Line Welcome fellow patriot! Allow me to get the ball rolling, here's the card KEVIN OWENS vs. "THE BIG DOG" ROMAN REIGNS FOR THE WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho have spent the last month and a bit trading promos with Seth Rollins and Mick Foley about their friendship, and Owens' abilities as champion, as Jericho had gotten him out of some sticky situations. Later, Reigns would spear one of them, because despite not really interacting with them a whole lot, he has the shot for the championship. Now that Owens and Jericho have split up, Owens is on his own. Y2J CHRIS JERICHO vs SETH ROLLINS FOR THE US CHAMPIONSHIP Kevin Owens got Jericho this shot at Seth's belt, but since they broke up Jericho doesn't have much skin in the game. Match could be fun. SHEAMUS AND CESARO vs. THE NEW DAY FOR THE TAG CHAMPIONSHIP Forever ago Sheamus and Cesaro had a best of seven series that lasted nine matches for a shot at the title. It ended in a draw, so the were rewarded with a shot at the tag titles, because Mick Foley is stupid. They since blew that, but stuck together, despite hating each other, for whatever loving reason, and now they got another one. The New Day just beat Demolition's record for longest tag champ reign, and will probably lose now. BOSS BANKS vs. CLAP-BACK SLAYQUEEN 30 MINUTE IRON WOMAN MATCH FOR THE WOMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP They've been trading the belt back and forth, Charlotte winning each time on PPV and Sasha winning it back the first night back after injury and once again they meet on The Big Stage with all the trappings of finality and closure but they'll probably keep doing this until Wrestlemania health permitting. ALSO ON THE CARD -Bong Sturgeon vs Sami Zayn in a Ten Minute White Boy Challenge -Rich Swann vs TJ Perkins vs Brian Kendrick -Big Cass vs. Rusev -Cum SNACK RATING: my rear end
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:57 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:34 |
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as a libertarian socialist who is vehemently opposed to the Republican Party, I'm confused b/c I thought Roman was the US champion. Did he lose it to Seth?
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 13:31 |
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cant wait babey
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 13:35 |
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I will not watch Roadblock but i will gladly cum
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 14:40 |
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Raw is so bad that its most ardent defender doesn't know who the US champ is
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 15:21 |
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vroom vroom
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 15:36 |
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Good luck to the boys tonight
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 15:44 |
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I'm going to watch this because I'm a masochist and I'm going to post about it with all of you who are also watching because I'm also a sadist
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 15:46 |
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I might watch this.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 19:09 |
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I hope my favorite wrestler, Roman Reigns, wins.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 19:11 |
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great op! looking forward to sharing Laffer Curve graphs and killing myself tonight while watching WWE Roadblock End of The Line
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 19:24 |
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I hope Roman gets two belts so he can be the Conor McGregor of WWE
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 19:41 |
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oatgan posted:vroom vroom i'm in me mums car
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 19:48 |
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they shut down a venue i practically grew up in during my teens and now 6 of my friends plus others are homeless and they are loving with almost every venue and person involved here out in the bay what's up lets do some wresling
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 19:52 |
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Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 20:38 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD You should treat yourself so that you may have some happy memories from this evening after we're all done watching mediocre to terrible booking and good to great wrestling with haphazard endings.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 20:40 |
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I'm making a new stable
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 20:46 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD Get the works from a good place and a bad place and eat them both before the ppv is over.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 20:55 |
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As a Republican and a WWE fan I eagerly await the four-to-eight year train wreck we are about to witness.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 20:59 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD You should order Papa John's, because the guy who owns it is some sort of libertarian tool bag and I guess that's tonight's theme.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 21:04 |
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Cabbit posted:You should order Papa John's, because the guy who owns it is some sort of libertarian tool bag and I guess that's tonight's theme. Oh, I think we have a winner on the terrible ideas scale. I haven't eaten Papa John's in like 5 years. I remember their pizza being cardboard terrible except for coming with some kind of garlic dipping sauce that made it tolerable.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 21:18 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 21:21 |
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They're The Official Pizza Of The Dallas Cowboys and I can't think of a better corporate pairing in the whole world
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 21:22 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:Oh, I think we have a winner on the terrible ideas scale. I haven't eaten Papa John's in like 5 years. I remember their pizza being cardboard terrible except for coming with some kind of garlic dipping sauce that made it tolerable. Yah, pretty much. The amount of that garlic butter crap you need to make a whole Papa John's pizza tolerable will probably end up turning your stomach by the end, not even counting what the pizza itself will do. Should be an apt metaphor for this PPV.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 21:54 |
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You should get some Totino's Party Pizza, which is on par, quality-wise with this PPV
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 22:04 |
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CobiWann posted:As a Republican and a WWE fan I eagerly await the four-to-eight year train wreck we are about to witness. It's only going to be about four hours.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 22:23 |
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Cavauro posted:cant wait babey
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 22:28 |
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If you are going with lovely chain pizza, there is nothing wrong with Pizza Hut, they usually have good meal deals and aren't overly expensive like Dominos
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 22:28 |
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achillesforever6 posted:If you are going with lovely chain pizza, there is nothing wrong with Pizza Hut, they usually have good meal deals and aren't overly expensive like Dominos Or you can just eat a can of Crisco instead, maybe sprinkle in some parmesan too.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 22:35 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD Get yourself a good pizza, and stick that poo poo in the fridge immediately.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 22:38 |
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Seth Rollins isn't US Champ OP Roadblock: (Not)End of the Line is gonna be bad.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 22:38 |
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bradzilla posted:Seth Rollins isn't US Champ OP fixed your post you gloomy gus
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 22:40 |
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a RAW quality ppv requires a RAW quality pizza: one heel end of white bread topped with dollar store ketchup and an American cheese single. eat cold or hot, whats the loving difference anyway, its Roadblock VROOM VROOM!
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 23:01 |
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i look forward to president-elect and WWE hall of famer roman reigns winning tonight
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 23:03 |
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bold prediction: Roman will not turn heel tonight
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 23:04 |
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Reigns winning tonight will the greatest thing Trump ever did for America. #RAGA Romans A Great Athlete
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 23:09 |
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A Big Dog needs a BIG Bone - he's going for that WWE Universal tonight! Bow wow! Bow wow wow!
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 23:10 |
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I'm going to watch this because I'm not completely sure why but hey it's wrestling in some sense.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 23:11 |
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Rumble is next month. That might be fun.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 23:13 |
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Needs More Ditka posted:I'm going to watch this because I'm not completely sure why but hey it's wrestling in some sense. some would say it's SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 23:15 |