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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

OMGVBFLOL posted:

its often also rigged to the alarm system

whole lotta good that did

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
seemed to work perfectly tho?

did you see any paitnings get stolen

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Alan Smithee posted:

seemed to work perfectly tho?

did you see any paitnings get stolen

the ambassador probably stole one

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Someone threw up on a Jackson Pollock.
Nobody noticed.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

wallpaper sized

Knot My President! fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Dec 22, 2016

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo


http://www.idakoos.com/tshirt/trust-me-im-police-officer,615175

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Are you uh, a real jihadi?
Have you ever shot a khafir, like uh, a real сука блять?
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Alright! I can see I will have to teach you how to be ... jihadis!

Here's a little listen in trickery
this is going down in history
if you want to be jihadi number one
just shoot the ambassador with a gun.
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
be careful not to make a sound! ssh!
(ALLAHU AKBAR! REMEMBER ALLEPO!)
:ughh:

Holy poo poo.


HOLY poo poo!

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Dec 23, 2016

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014

What's the reference?

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

drowningidiot posted:

What's the reference?

It was posted a while back but it's a piece of freeware that came with windows 95. The grey blob was a little monster that would try to chase down and eat your skiier. The black blob is our hero that made the slopes safe again.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i never thought the ageline would be drawn for me over ski free, lmbo

nomadologique fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Dec 22, 2016

Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.

lmao :chanpop:

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

drowningidiot posted:

What's the reference?

I feel so old that multiple people in this thread honestly have no idea what this refers to.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
what are a bunch of 16 yr olds doing here anyway? this fact consistently baffles me

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
like, how did you get here? did you think you were out cooling the cool kids by climbing back up the irrelevant birth canal of the internet?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it's not that you're unwelcome, i'm just genuinely confused as to how you ended up here in the first place, and then after that, decided to hang around

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

nomadologique posted:

like, how did you get here? did you think you were out cooling the cool kids by climbing back up the irrelevant birth canal of the internet?
Proton Jon and retsupurae, personally.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




symbolic posted:

Proton Jon and retsupurae, personally.

Welcome. I, for one, believe the children are our future.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




nomadologique posted:

it's not that you're unwelcome, i'm just genuinely confused as to how you ended up here in the first place, and then after that, decided to hang around

If they are anything like me when I started reading back in the early 2K's they are depressed shut-ins who literally searched for "something awful" out of boredom.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Chard posted:

If they are anything like me when I started reading back in the early 2K's they are depressed shut-ins who literally searched for "something awful" out of boredom.

In my day kids found evil books in forest cabins. :bahgawd:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Ski Free was at least on windows 3.1.

sincx posted:

I feel so old that multiple people in this thread honestly have no idea what this refers to.

:smith::hf::smith:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Facebook Aunt posted:

Welcome. I, for one, believe the children are our future.
I'm glad to be part of a website almost as old as me. :patriot:

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Someone should photoshop him into an episode of M.A.S.H. Flush out all the dinosaurs and babbys.

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007

drowningidiot posted:

What's the reference?

already answered about what it was but pretty sure it was called ski free

edit: that was answered too, im dumb

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.


Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
can I vote this 6?

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011



i really like this one

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Yes.

e: holy poo poo you even changed the dialog!

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



nomadologique posted:

i never thought the ageline would be drawn for me over ski free, lmbo

i mean it came out in 91, but still i'm with you. Although if someone didn't use computers much until the 2000s they still might not recognize it. My roommate is older than me but didn't use computers until windows 2000/XP was standard.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Mr. Nice! posted:

i mean it came out in 91, but still i'm with you. Although if someone didn't use computers much until the 2000s they still might not recognize it. My roommate is older than me but didn't use computers until windows 2000/XP was standard.

all i mean is, i knew i would start getting signals "i'm old" eventually, but i didn't think one of the earlier ones would be recognition of ski free.

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