Ankara Terrorist Fun

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Ankara Terrorist Fun

waffles beyond waffles: Jun 22, 2008; Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Are you uh, a real jihadi?
Have you ever shot a khafir, like uh, a real сука блять?
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Alright! I can see I will have to teach you how to be ... jihadis!

Here's a little listen in trickery
this is going down in history
if you want to be jihadi number one
just shoot the ambassador with a gun.
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
be careful not to make a sound! ssh!
(ALLAHU AKBAR! REMEMBER ALLEPO!)