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Cyber?
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cyberin with your grandma by accident. oof mcgoof!
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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
cyber is the future, and i say "bring it on". Many things in our daily lives have already gone cyber. video games have gone cyber, banking and telecommunications have gone cyber, heck there's even a booming cyber real-estate market. when was the last time you did something analogue in "meat space"? You cant remember because you have been binge watching cyber japanese animations and spooing into a gym sock. Cyber is all around us, it's in our home appliances, our cars, and even in our children. Can you communicate to your children without cybering with them over Snap Chat or Whats Ap? That is cyber. Even medical doctors and nurses are becoming more and more cyber. Sprained your ankle? Cyber. Vomited up a lung? Cyber. Run over by an errant steamroller? yeah, you guessed it: Cyber.



Think about the old days. You remember them but only barely. Landlines, Grocery Stores, Fake wooden veneers and plush lime green carpeting. Kids stayed out of the house all day and often became injured, kidnapped... or worse. Writing checks at the grocery store and balancing a checkbook. Dirt race tracks and AIDS telethons. TV's that weighed as much as a small car. Arts & Crafts. Nobody does any of these things anymore, its all Cyber.



Nobody predicted how integral cyber has become in our daily lives. Some did predict it but I dont think their predictions went far enough. Have you ever heard the phrase "Ghost in the machine"? It is a phrase that cyber coders use to explain anomalous phenomenon occurring in the cyber world. Strange quirks and jank that would be otherwise unexplainable is attributed literally to ghosts which have uploaded themselves to databases and harddrives around the world, having nowhere else to exist except cybernetically. I firmly believe that when human beings "pass away" they are merely moving onto a different set of neural cyber pathways. Imagine a cat leaping from one balcony to another in a high-rise apartment and loving up the landing, plummeting 13 stories to it's untimely death. as soon as its spirit is released it transmorphogrifies into the Nintendo DS of a passing child. The child's name is Jose. oh and the cat was named Winklebell.



Pictured above: early attempt at cyber programmed by a duck working at Illinois University.

quote:

"...we have to get very, very tough on cyber and cyber warfare. It is a, it is a huge problem.
I have a son. He's 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough... We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester, and certainly cyber is one of them. The cyber, it's huge."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atAg1pllek0

JiveHonky fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Dec 21, 2016

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I liked Snowcrash, and it's basically no longer fiction lol

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i think the op is good but I don't know for sure because i can't read

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lol op is beginning the tranformation. Enjoy your robot future self. :tinfoil:

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
a/s/l

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
It's tedious I have to take off my cyber pants when I'm already sans pants IRL.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Lol op is beginning the tranformation. Enjoy your robot future self. :tinfoil:

come with us 0101001010

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hardawn posted:

It's tedious I have to take off my cyber pants when I'm already sans pants IRL.

my pants are just a mip-mapped texture on my cyberlegs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

come with us 0101001010

:frogon:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

my PANTS are just a MIP-MAPPED texture on MY cyberLEGS iykwim

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I've never cybered

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

FedEx Mercury posted:

I've never cybered

nothing to be afraid of. You just need to give in and start typing some naughty naughty things

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hardawn posted:

nothing to be afraid of. You just need to give in and start typing some naughty naughty things

yea, and make sure to remind them that cyber is the future- the very immediate future.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

my PANTS are just a MIP-MAPPED texture on MY cyberLEGS iykwim

We won't need pants in the future. :stare:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
think of the infinite endless possibilityes of cyber.

now times it X2.

it's gonna be huge.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
As I read the OP, I thought, "No. Not me. Not ever." but then I looked down at my hand, and, right there... I was cyber. :cripes:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cyber cyber this cyber that

when can i cyber jizz into a cyber bootie how long lord how long

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ork of Fiction posted:

As I read the OP, I thought, "No. Not me. Not ever." but then I looked down at my hand, and, right there... I was cyber. :cripes:

shhhh shhhhhhhhhh. its better this way.

just stick your head onto the scanning tray and your new life will soon begin

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

think of the infinite endless possibilityes of cyber.

now times it X2.

it's gonna be huge.

Wow. Uh. This is getting intense.

/me switches pants texture to "nude" skin.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Wow. Uh. This is getting intense.

/me switches pants texture to "nude" skin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qryTSrsn65A

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
:qq:GAAAaaahhh... I don't even have emotions ne more!! Just emoticons!! :argh:

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH8VHOyDkYQ

welcome to the 5th dimension

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
n e 1 want 2 cyb0r???? pm me

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
it's sure huge in here. We are all connected though right? It's pretty white in here too?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
connect to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpU3DicbLQ

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Is this about cyber sex?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Cyber dwarf aproves this thread

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Look at the size of that information cube on that model XEM52p-9933LM cyborg. :kiddo:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k07xnCPRs78

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

:mmmsmug:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
If cyber is a crime then only criminals will cyber.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Chomp8645 posted:

If cyber is a crime then only criminals will cyber.

sounds like you might be some kind of cyber expert. hmmm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiv2u0Vaa3s

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
welcome to the cyber *sick fm synth music plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbEJqUeiqLU

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hm, quite.
*tabs back over to second life*

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

luv 2 date boys posted:

hm, quite.
*tabs back over to second life*

I think you gotta get a 1st one before you can have a second but im a "noob" to cyber

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Should have bought bitcoins instead.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Lol is second life still a thing?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

vyst posted:

Lol is second life still a thing?

People still play EverQuest.

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Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

The US military has been putting fliers up in the local state uni's comp sci departments, looking for CYBER WARRIORS




It's a shame so many of our young men and women are being sent off to fight and die in the CYBER WARS, but at least they'll die CYBER WARRIORS.

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