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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Shoulda been bastion

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dreadspork
Jun 25, 2005

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.
Jesus, of course she is, look at that haircut. That poo poo is like lesbian 101.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I still like butts, especially if they are gay

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.
Much modern fiction likes to make attractive ladies (but not men) gay because its gives them the veneer of progressiveness while also making them seem super hot to both their target audience and writers while encouraging their creepy fanbase to fantasize about steamy lesbian sex scenes involving their waifus.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
what is a top 500 straight male, though?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
your dick has a zip code

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





khwarezm posted:

Much modern fiction likes to make attractive ladies (but not men) gay because its gives them the veneer of progressiveness while also making them seem super hot to both their target audience and writers while encouraging their creepy fanbase to fantasize about steamy lesbian sex scenes involving their waifus.

Blizzard did its research I guess. It would be funny if each translation catered to local fetishes:

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Dec 21, 2016

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Tracer was and still is the second worst video game character.

You can't just drop a hot take like that and not tell us who is the worst videogame character.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Pawn 17 posted:

Blizzard did its research I guess. It would be funny if each translation catered to local fetishes:



lol "babe". How quaint.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pawn 17 posted:

Blizzard did its research I guess. It would be funny if each translation catered to local fetishes:



I'm the lusty homosexuals of Madagascar

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
We have a subforum for children. Mods?

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
So how did they reveal that Tracer was gay was it like a casually "my wife and I are gonna go buy strapons later" or was it show not tell and she's actually buying strapons with her wife or does she just have an off-panel strapon sex scene with her wife or do they like depict the whole act how much is this comic again?

who is her wife

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
what up with Winston is the real question

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Tracer shares an apartment with some chick and they smooch

It's banned in Russia lol

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

8-Bit Scholar posted:

So how did they reveal that Tracer was gay was it like a casually "my wife and I are gonna go buy strapons later" or was it show not tell and she's actually buying strapons with her wife or does she just have an off-panel strapon sex scene with her wife or do they like depict the whole act how much is this comic again?

who is her wife

It was in a Christmas comic.

The strap-ons were under the tree.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

wow, so tracer is a gay fictional character, i'm a gay fictional character. we have so much in common!

wait

LUM IS GAY?!

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

new phone who dis posted:

"Enchanted Arms"
a youtube video of enchanted arms used to be the #1 google return for "gay saxophone game"

from the video it looked like the game was entirely about a gay saxophone player playing his saxophone and trying to seduce the viewer. i was extremely disappointed to learn this was not the case, and i am still awaiting the gay saxophone game of my dreams

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

a new study bible! posted:

as a top 500 straight male

as a top 6 billion sex haver i-

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVyBHJrNQw

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


GenericOverusedName posted:

It's banned in Russia lol

holy poo poo really?

please someone tell me this is true

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
its actually super cool there and Putin came out to an honor guard blasting ak's and waving copies and he started doing the pussy eating pantomime with his hand and laughing a whole lot sorry

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

is the actually good because it looks extremely bad

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


The real question is who will receive an internet hatestorm/doxxing/rape-threats/murder over this.

I mean, so far the Important Internet Male Community doesn't seem to react to things any other way.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/kylegaddo/status/811387634987700225

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Wall Balls posted:

is the actually good because it looks extremely bad

The best video game ever, never doesn't was not, has , will be, existed.

Secret of mana was close though.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Can somebody explain Overwatch to me?

We don't have viggigames on Andoria, the Ice Moon of Andor.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
its for jacking your weiner

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

My Man Shran posted:

Can somebody explain Overwatch to me?

We don't have viggigames on Andoria, the Ice Moon of Andor.

Basically you shoot people till they are died.

No hats though.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
This invalidates several of my favorite SFM videos, not cool

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
bashing your box as well in these times

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Representation is good for children.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Lime Tonics posted:

The best video game ever, never doesn't was not, has , will be, existed.

Secret of mana was close though.

Ahh, the catman vendor with the purrrr-fect puns?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
this sick gently caress wants to make a game about shooting kids. mods???

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Since a video game character is incapable of consent, all fantasies about Tracer were already rape fantasies.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Ork of Fiction posted:

Since a video game character is incapable of consent, all fantasies about Tracer were already rape fantasies.

What about fantasies about goons?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
those are bape fantasies

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

My Man Shran posted:

What about fantasies about goons?

Depends on if you're a Kantian or not.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
i'm glad of it

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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I beat that game and that character you're talking about appears to die then comes back in shades and a leather jacket and thinks that disguise works. He does get more likeable as the story progresses though.

Yeah I was over it less than an hour in.

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